Pokémon Calamity

() "I didn't expect Mr. Toki to be ready a long time ago." Looking at the slightly heavy paper bag in his hand, Kamijou murmured and walked towards the exit of the Golden City Pokémon League branch.

However, since this matter has been fully mentioned before, that is to say, if Mr. Kamijou himself is not aware of this resource. . . . . .Thinking of this, Kamijou felt happy but also felt a little guilty.

"Speaking of which, what these documents say is..." On the one hand, out of curiosity, and on the other hand, to dispel his guilty feeling, Kamijou casually pulled out half of the document.

【Infinitestratos Academy Team】

[Region: Hezhong Feiyun City]

[Captain: Orimaru Ichika (unable to compete due to severe burns he suffered recently, the captain position is temporarily held by...

Snapped!

"..." Kamijou was covered in cold sweat. He stuffed this information back. "Meeting an acquaintance" at this time is not something to be happy about.

Well, at least you don’t have to worry about timeliness.

Kamijou comforted himself and walked out of the branch door.

"Touma, are you okay?" Yuno, who had been waiting outside the door, greeted him first.

"Well, that's enough." Kamijou shook the paper bag in his hand, walked to Yuno's side, and at the same time released the murderous man he had collected before entering the door.

"Then, what's next..."

"I'm going back next." Kamijou interrupted, knowing that if the two of them were alone together, Yuno would take him away accidentally.

"..." Yuno was unhappy, but just stared at Kamijou.

"It's useless to look. We're not alone now. Fukiyose and the others are still waiting..."

Stare~~~~~~~~~~~~

"Sasuke and the others are leaving tonight, leaving them alone..."

Stare~~~~~~~~~~~

"Um, um...just, just for a moment, let's agree not to take too long." Kamijou retreated.

"Yeah!" Yuno won a big victory!

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"..."

Okay, okay, even though it’s more than September, Mr. Kamijou, who is wearing thin clothes, also knows that the weather is cool at best. In addition, the temperature in such restaurants is generally controlled, so a girl like Yuno It’s not incomprehensible to want to eat some ice cream or something.Mr. Kamijou actually has a lot of responsibility for the situation developing to this point. Not to mention not realizing that Yuno only ordered one thing in advance, the waiter's playful expression and smile, and the strange words "lovelove" that appeared when ordering. In a word like this, Mr. Kamijou shouldn't suspect that he heard it wrong, or at least ask - in other words, Mr. Kamijou completely ignored all opportunities.

"Ah~~~~~" With Yuno's happy and even doting voice, a very long and cute spoon brought some ice cream no larger than the thumb to Kamijou.

By the way, if Yuno were to finish the huge and gorgeous ice cream in front of her at Yuno's pace, the number of repetitions of this action would reach at least three digits - it's not because Yuno is stingy or anything, it's all because of the original shape of this spoon The design only has such a small capacity.The extremely long handle and the part at the end that can obviously be pinched by hand clearly show that this spoon is not for personal use.

To put it simply, what was in front of Kamijou was not so much food and tableware as it would be more appropriate to collectively call it "special props for showing affection".Um. . . . . .Comparing the size of the spoon and the ice cream, it seems more appropriate to add a "long time" prefix.

"Aww. Yuno, didn't you say it shouldn't take too long before?" Obviously, the amount of ice cream on the spoon couldn't even make Kamijou speak clearly.

"Isn't it up to Touma to decide the length of time?" Yuno smiled, gently stirring a small piece of ice cream.

"...Unfortunately." Kamijou, who had been watching the ice cream since it was served, finally understood what was going on and wailed softly. He finally struggled to pick up the strange spoon in his hand and scooped it out. A scoop of ice cream. "Yuno, that, ah, ah~"

"Ah~woo!" Yuno happily took the spoon handed over by Kamijou.

"..." Compared to Yuno's sweet expression, Kamijou looked like he was being humiliated and wanted to find a hole to get in.

Of course, things were not as simple as Kamijou imagined.

wow~~

Click click click click click click click click click. . . . . .

Accompanied by the soft shouts of the girls watching, the sound of countless camera shutters came from their mobile phones facing Kamijou.

I really want to die. I really want to die. I really want to die. I really want to die. I really want to die. I really want to die. I really want to die. I really want to die. I really want to die. I really want to die. I really want to die, I really want to die, I really want to die, I really want to die, I really want to die, I really want to die, I really want to die, I really want to die, I really want to die

"Touma~, ah~~~~~~"

"..." Long-term pain is worse than short-term pain!Kamijou thought as he looked at the spoon handed over by Yuno again in front of him.

"Aww!" Kamijou, who swallowed the ice cream without even knowing what it tasted like, hurriedly handed the ice cream on his spoon to Yuno. "Y-Yuno."

"Huh?" Yuno tilted her head in confusion.

"..." Kamijou felt like crying when faced with Yuno's malicious and cute expression. "Ah, ah~~~"

"Ah~"

Damn it!Mr. Kamijou will really die if he does this every time!He's really going to die! !

Although he kept wailing in his heart, Kamijou still did not stop his movements.

"Ah~~~~"

After a few times, Kamijou not only did not get used to such "shameful behavior", but his movements became more rigid due to the increase in the number of onlookers.

Click click click click click click

Even through the thick glass, Kamijou could picture the unscrupulous sound of cell phones taking pictures outside the window - at this moment, Kamijou regretted that he had chosen a seat by the window.

If Yuno's condition is getting better, then Kamijou feels that his situation can only be described in four words: "doomed".

. . . . . .

"In early spring, are there usually so many people in this restaurant?" the girl with long black hair and straight hair asked, while leaning back and leaning her upper body out of the restaurant door in a "manly" manner, looking at the crowd watching outside the window.

"It's big. It's probably because of the college alliance. There will be more tourists." The weak girl with the flower ring said. It seems that she was the one who made the suggestion to come here.

"So, if you finally have time to rest, don't come to the places you usually go to." The petite girl with twin tails said impatiently. "If there are so many people, even if you want to do something you like with onee-sama, you will definitely be rejected by the shy onee-sama... Wait! This seems good! The shy onee-sama does her best to hide her Emotions, and then Heizi can... Guhehehehehehe"

bilibili~

"Kuroko, I heard everything~~" the brown-haired girl who came in last said with a sullen face, but she endured it because she didn't want to attract too much attention, but the punishment of pinching someone's cheek is still inevitable.

"It doesn't matter. Although there are a bit more people, there seems to be a lot of space left." The girl with long black hair - Saten Ruiko stretched her right hand flat at the position of her eyebrows and made a sweeping motion.

"But, our usual position..." The girl with a lei, Uiharu Shiori, looked at the center of the crowd. "Wow! Saten-san, look! It's the legendary [lovelove Lover Rainbow·Deluxe Edition]!"

"Eh? Is it that [one-hour cup of ice cream for couples]? I didn't expect this urban legend to be true." Although a lot of them had been destroyed, Saten could still tell how gorgeous the huge cup of ice cream was at a glance. "Oh, by the way, Misaka, you may not know that that is the legendary ice cream that a couple must spend at least an hour to finish. The spoons in their hands are also specially designed - they can only be sent to the mouths of others. And. The most important thing is, I heard that couples who eat this together... Huh? Misaka?" Saten, who was flipping through his phone, finally noticed something was wrong with the atmosphere.

. . . . . .

Boom! ! !

A pair of slender arms pressed heavily on the table, shocking everyone instantly.

"Yuno, ah~~~" Well, except Kamijou who was already dizzy.

"You guy!" Misaka Mikoto, who was covered in black air, directly picked Kamijou up. "I've been so tired these past few days. I didn't expect you to be here so leisurely. You eat ice cream like this one bite at a time?!"

"Huh? Misaka." Kamijou finally woke up a little. "What's wrong? Are you so angry?"!

"No, it's nothing. I'm just unhappy that you are so leisurely when I'm working so hard." Misaka Mikoto seemed to feel that her behavior was a bit excessive, but this situation was extremely embarrassing. "Yes! Not happy!"

"Eh? Really?" Kamijou was a little confused. "Hi, hi, hi, thank you for your hard work, calm down, Mr. Kamijou will treat you to some ice cream."

This time, the spoon turned to Misaka Mikoto.

"Eh? This, this? Just, for, for me?"

"Huh? Can't you?"

"Yeah, it's not impossible. After all, you helped me so much before, just for ice cream..."

"Ah~~~~~~" Well, it seems that this action has become a habit.

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"Ugh!!!" Shirai Kuroko let out a sharp cry. "What's going on?! What is the relationship between this ape and onee-sama?! Why! Why does he do this to onee-sama?! It's up to Kuroko to do it! Yes! Let's him now, him. ..."

Heizi touched his thigh with a fierce look. There were no less than twenty special steel needles there. As long as Heizi thought about this book, it would be in danger of being a masterpiece.

But

"I really want to see how shy onee-sama is...feeding like this, and in the presence of so many people watching, hey hey hey...ah!! No, no, no! This kind of thing It would be better to let Kuroko come, that ape or something... But so many previous battles have failed. If we miss this opportunity, onee-sama will blush shyly and look weak."

In general, Shirai Kuroko has no way to stop his entanglement except self-destruction.

bilibili! !

Well, what I said before didn't mention that it couldn't be stopped by external force.

In short, the final scene was fixed on the dazed Misaka Mikoto dragging away the dark Shirai Kuroko.

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"I heard that couples who eat the legendary [lovelove couple rainbow deluxe version] together can stay together forever." Saten Ruiko, who just explained the urban legend, did not expect how much impact this statement would have on the person involved. .

"Saten, you are telling these boring rumors again. Not to mention that this kind of thing is false at first sight. I am doubtful whether two people can eat such a big thing." Kuroko, who was full of burnt smell, was like It dampened Saten's enthusiasm as usual.

"Yeah, it's true that I haven't found any cases of eating." Saten scrolled down the information on his phone in distress.

"So it doesn't matter even if you eat it, right onee-sama?"

"...Forever...I just took it subconsciously...This, this is it..." The person involved seemed to have only heard the key words.

Boom! !Boom! !Boom! !

Shirai Kuroko's head made three close contacts with the table.

"Ah! Onee-sama! Don't believe it..." Suddenly, Shirai Kuroko seemed to have thought of something. "Waiter! I also want a piece of that [lovelove couple rainbow·deluxe version]!!"

"Hey, Uiharu, why don't we try to eat something so big?" Saten Ruiko simply planned to join in the fun.

"Okay, I heard it tastes like this..." Uiharu Shiri completely exposed her sweet tooth.

. . . . . .

After half an hour.

"Ah, I can't do it anymore." Saten Ruiko, who was touching her round belly, fell carelessly on her seat. "Uiharu, you are still awesome."

"Ugh~~Sweets are stored in another stomach." He obviously ate a lot more than Saten, but looking at the happy expression on Uiharu covering his cheek with one hand, he was still enjoying himself.

On the other side, Shirai Kuroko's situation was much more miserable - except for the first bite that was secretly transmitted into Misaka Mikoto's mouth, the rest were all solved by Shirai Kuroko himself.

Although he wanted to transfer this terrifying ice cream directly to his stomach, Kuroko Shirai, who is not a medical professional, could only transfer the ice cream to his mouth and swallow it.On the other hand, although I go to a sweet shop with my friends every day after school and eat a lot, I am losing weight and think that "maintaining weight is not careless." I don't like to eat things that can easily make me fat. "Three meals are takeaways" - for Kuroko Shirai, eating so much sweet and high-sugar ice cream at once is a kind of torture in itself.

not to mention

"Everything is for a happy life with onee-sama in the future..." Kuroko, who was struggling to motivate himself with such words, also completely cut off Misaka Mikoto's hope of being soft-hearted and helping Kuroko eat together.

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"Uh~~~" Kamijou groaned, holding his stomach and helping Yuno out of the restaurant amidst countless cheers and applause. "Yuno, let's go back quickly." Despite his best efforts, it still took him nearly five to ten minutes to completely eliminate the ice cream.

"Yes." Compared to Kamijou's pain, Yuno's smile was as bright as a majestic blooming flower.Obviously, Misaka Mikoto's small bite did not disturb her good mood.

However, it was not far away from the crowd.

! !

"Ha!!" The warning sign suddenly shot out two [Scythe Weasels] blasting into the alleys on both sides.

"Ah!!!" "Ah!!!"

Although the ferocity was restrained, the attackers screamed unexpectedly.

"Keruma, what's wrong?" Kamijou, who was directly protecting Yuno behind him and suppressing his stomach churning, was on guard on both sides.

Ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta

There was a rush of footsteps, and the next moment, Kamijou found himself surrounded—by a group of strange guys wearing black cloaks.

It looks familiar.

For some reason, Kamijou unexpectedly eased his nervousness.

Kamijou then saw the foreheads of the attackers’ cloaks.

I see.Kamijou smiled bitterly.

"Kuma, Yuno, let's run away."

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This year has finally passed, and I have become a year older without realizing it.

Although there are many things going on here in my hometown, it is not boring by any means. I have been quite happy this year.

Well~ I really don’t know what to say~~

In short

祝，

everyone

Happy New Year!success!

Regards, lazy man.

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