Pokémon Calamity

() Dogeza, a posture commonly used by Japanese men when they want to make trouble for some inexplicable reason.When saluting, first kneel down with your knees together, raise your head and chest, put your hands together on your thighs, and assume a sitting posture; then place your hands forward on the ground in a figure eight shape, lean forward, and lift your upper body until your forehead hits the ground.

——Just like Kamijou now.

Seeing the boy in front of her, Fukiyose sighed softly as if she was bored. "Tell me what it means to "join the college league"."

She longed for the Academy League but was unable to participate for various reasons. Now she was invited to participate by a boy who had left the academy. Fukiyoshi felt that using "irony" to describe her feelings was a bit light.

"...Are you not angry anymore?"

"There's nothing you can do about it, you've already made it this far. You don't have to kneel anymore, but don't raise your head confidently for me, Kamijou Touma!"

ah. . . . . .It really scared me to death.

Kamijou, who thought she would be happy to accept it, did not expect that Fukiyose would suddenly go berserk.

"Hey! Kamijou Touma, please explain it to me quickly, otherwise don't think about getting out of this door so easily!" It has to be said that the large and small boxes of health items scattered all over Fukiyoshi's dormitory visually enhanced this scene. The credibility of the sentence.

"Ah, I got it!" Kamijou said as briefly as possible: "The people in the team are all wild martial arts factions, and their weaknesses are easily caught, so I would like to ask Fukiyori for your help!" After the explanation.

"that's it?"

"That's it."

"Does that mean you just want me to be a team manager or something?" Fukiyose's face pressed in front of Kamijou's.

"No, no, no." Kamijou, who had resumed his sitting position, subconsciously leaned back. "There will be absolutely no problem with your strength, Mr. Kamijou, I promise."

"Hmm~~~ It seems that you are very confident in the strength of your team members."

"Well, even though they are all girls, they will never lose in terms of strength..."

"They're all girls?!"

"Hmm. Very, very strange?"

"Kamijo Touma, I remember that this academy alliance has a standard configuration of eight or at least six people."

"Well, you are indeed Fukiyose." Kamijou only found out after listening to Tomoe Asami's words. "You can only rest assured that the last position is given to Mr. Fukiyose Kamijou."

Kamijou’s original intention was to say something nice.

"The last one?" In other words, there are at least six girls on Kamijou's side, not counting women like Kanzaki and Natsu who we saw earlier who will never participate in the competition.

"Well, I didn't mean to be the last one to come to Fukiyose." This was Kamijou's thinking mode, and he hurriedly explained: "The one who invited me in the beginning was a five-person team, and Yuno lives in my house. That’s why we formed a team of seven so quickly.”

"Yuno? My wife's classmate?"

"Eh."

"Live at your house?"

"Yes..." Kamijou felt that the topic was beginning to deviate from the right track.

"Really..."

"Ok?"

"Extremely unhealthy!"

Boom! !

Pressing his body down slightly, Fukiyose's headbutt hit Kamijou directly on the forehead.

"It hurts, it hurts, it hurts... Huh?" Kamijou, who was rolling on the ground, suddenly felt that his upper body was firmly pinned to the ground by a pair of hands.

"Hey, Kamijou Touma! Could it be that you and my wife's classmate have a relationship that makes you more than a classmate or a teammate?" Fukiyose's face was scary and gloomy.

"Ah, um, ah haha, today's weather..."

Boom! ! !

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"Kamijo Touma, are you filming a movie here?" Fukiyose suddenly asked near Kamijou's house.

"Um, I guess not." Kamijou Touma, who was dragging a pile of luggage (mostly health care mail-order products) said awkwardly, but his tone really had no credibility.

In fact, I can’t blame Kamijou for his attitude because of the situation in front of him. . . . . .

An exquisite white small round table (wooden, ornately trimmed, with a parasol), Nazi and Tomoe Mami were sitting at both ends of the round table, and the white chairs behind them were obviously the same set as the round table.Coupled with the natural scenery on the outskirts of Golden City, they look like two young ladies who have emerged from the world.The movements while tasting the black tea are even more elegant and smooth, making people unable to bear to intervene and destroy the tranquility and beauty.

but!

What's with that hunting swallowtail on the parasol? !Is it necessary for the next two people to use that kind of shiny phosphorus powder to enhance the atmosphere while drinking tea? !

Moreover, the two mime performers behind Nazi were so eye-catching that they couldn’t look directly at them - specifically, the suction cup golem instinctively performed the traditional "glass mime", while Gengar performed the act of crashing into the glass of the suction cup golem. Then press it into a cake shape.

Such a strong contrast forced Kamijou to resist the urge to vomit blood and move his gaze to the other side.

The sword flashed and the spear pierced the air.

The cooperation between Sayaka Miki and Kyoko Sakura is so close that the web of blades formed by the two of them can cut everything in front of them into pieces.

It's a pity that they chose the wrong opponent - the sage Kanzaki Kaori, which only made the description and momentum of "cutting everything in front of them into pieces" stop.

The red and blue people, who were already attacking with all their strength, could only be suppressed helplessly by a sword that had not yet come out of the body.

Such a scene really made Kamijou feel that his world view was shaken. Coupled with Kihara Kagun's own abilities and the superpowers of Misaka Mikoto and others, Kamijou felt that the common sense in his mind that "Pokémon are more powerful than humans" was already there. Not a single bit of it was left after it collapsed.

Relatively speaking, although the combination of Wind Chime and Blazing Horse was also suppressed by Kanzaki's Iron Mask Ninja, it was still within Kamijou's acceptance range.

And directly behind the two battlefields, Index and Shikame Maruka were talking to each other in surprise, while Akatsuki Homura behind them just stood by silently.

If there wasn't that mountain-like white object at the back, it would indeed make Kamijou feel more at ease. . . . . .

With so many "ingredients" in Akatsuki Homura's mouth popping up all at once, Kamijou felt that he could already put this creature that was neither a cat nor a rabbit on the chopping board without any scruples.

Finally, there is Yuno. . . . . .Not here.

"Unfortunately." Kamijou, who didn't see anything strange, sighed and turned behind him. "Yuno, are you there?"

Yuno's tracking ability has improved a lot.

Kamijou sighed helplessly, probably Yuno had been following him since he decided to find Fukiyose.

"Touma~, there you are." Yuno ran over happily.

Compared with Yuno's happiness, Kamijou felt mentally and physically exhausted.

Fortunately

"Wait a minute!" Kamijou was fighting alone this time.

Fukiyose stretched out her hand to stop Yuno who was running towards Kamijou.

Then he strode into the chaotic field.

Take a deep breath.

"Everyone who participates in the college alliance... gather!!!"

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Regarding Fukiyose’s title: Complete Defense Kamijou’s Daughter, sentence fragmentation and so on, Chinese is indeed profound and profound~~~

Well, do you want to watch a Christmas episode? In this era when every holiday has become Valentine's Day, watch something like...? (Hey, if no one responds to the book review, forget it)

that's all.

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