Pokémon Calamity

() In fact, humans cannot survive on black tea alone.

——Kamijo thought as he already had a cup of black tea in his hand, he didn’t know whether it was No. 12 or No. 13.

She's unexpectedly sinister. I thought she was the gentlest (easiest to deal with) Asami.

Thinking silently in his heart, he brought the cup of black tea to his mouth without hesitation.

"Ugh-"

Just smelling the smell, my throat unconsciously made a strange sound.

Sure enough, it would be uncomfortable to drink so much at once from all kinds of places—this was Kamijou’s sigh when he drank his eighth cup.

But I still tasted it carefully. Once again, the delicate black tea slowly and continuously flowed through Kamijou's tongue, mouth, and throat...

"Do you want to continue drinking?"

Finally, Asami spoke.

A stop.

"How can I not drink the black tea Asami poured for Mr. Kamijou?" smiled.

carry on.

......

pat.

The empty cup was placed gently on the table.

"It tastes good." No matter how much you restrain yourself, your voice will still sound strange...

"..." Asami looked at Kamijou and finally sighed. "Forget it, I'm just the kind of little woman who doesn't want to see her sweetheart sad..."

Asami leaned back weakly on the high chair, a little reluctant, but still removed the first cup of black tea in front of her, including the teapot.

——I originally wanted to imitate the cold treatment or silent torture of my lover as shown on TV, but I didn't expect that I was defeated instead.

"Hehe~" Kamijou said with a sly smile and approached Asami. Although using the experience of hundreds of reincarnations to deal with it is really stupid, but in terms of the effect, it is indeed the most convenient method - of course, there will still be discomfort, after all, Kamijou His physical body is still at the level of an ordinary human being.

"Na na~ Have your anger subsided a little... hiccup~" Kamijou quickly covered his mouth.

"Pfft-you~" Asami scolded with a smile, but still helped Kamijou to the side and sat down.

"But for a woman as scheming as Shino Nobumi, Touma, are you really..." Although she knew that this was not flattering, Asami still planned to ask.

"It's not what you think." Kamijou rubbed Asami's head against his shoulder.

"Of course, Shino Nobuki... Mr. Kamijou admits that he has never seen it clearly, not even a little bit."

"Then Touma, you still..."

"I just feel that people like that live a very tiring life, as if every step they take must be carefully calculated." Kamijou couldn't help but frowned when he thought of Shinonosuke's usual cuteness. "Anyway, it's just a small and innocuous favor. Mr. Kamijou feels that he should still help. I just hope that Shino Nobushi can find a way to break through the knot in her heart, so that she can achieve a better ending... "

"Huh? Touma, aren't you going to rescue her?" Asami was surprised.

"Of course I will go if possible!" Kamijou did not deny it. "It's just that such a smart being is probably the most 'arrogant' person. Unless she wants to accept it, it will be really difficult..."

"What's wrong?" Asami wondered why Kamijou suddenly stopped talking.

"Perhaps only someone like Orima Ichika can open Shino Nobushi's heart." Kamijou said suddenly, but chuckled inexplicably.

"Ichika Orimaru?" Asami recalled. "Why him? He doesn't look like anything special?"

"Because he is a very wooden but persistent good man."

"Isn't that the same as Touma? He has the setting of a harem male protagonist..."

"No, no, it's different. Mr. Kamijou has you, so it can't be like Orimaru... huh? Wait! What's going on with Mr. Kamijou's setting?!"

"Then Touma thinks we don't have enough 'sisters'?"

"Um, this...is it really similar? No, how can Mr. Kamijou work so hard with such a setting?" Kamijou struggled.

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"Not like."

Index said.

"So, how could Mr. Kamijou..."

"Exactly." added.

"Eh..." Kamijou scratched his head.

"Touma."

"Huh?" Kamijou looked at Index strangely.

"People will be angry too!"

"I know." Kamijou said even more strangely.

"Boohoo!" Index screamed angrily like a small animal.

Then......

"Wait, Index, wait! Just forget about that habit, don't think about it again at this time... misfortune ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!"

Not seen for a long time, Kamijou’s skull made a tragic sound.

. . . . . .

"Hu-hu-hu-"

Index gasped.

"You idiot!"

"..." Kamijou died miserably and lay paralyzed on the ground. The tooth marks all over his body undoubtedly testified to the murderer beside him - and explained the profound truth that "if you want to die, you will die."

Lian, who was watching on the side, was confused and a little at a loss.

"N-It's okay..." Kamijou's body got up - well, everyone knew this guy, but he wasn't bitten to death.

"I didn't expect Touma to even let go of love." Index groaned angrily.

"Well, um, some things are just like that, and they ended up like this inexplicably. It's like... I fell in love for a long time and then suddenly broke out..." Kamijou was careful.

"Flower heart!"

"Forehead......"

"h!"

"No such thing."

"Don't talk back!"

"......Yes."

"Huh-huh-huh-" an angry Index gasped.

"Um... do you want to eat?" Kamijou asked suddenly without knowing anything.

"! Touma, even I can't forget everything just because of eating..." Index had a black line on her face as she defended her image.

"Isn't it okay for Mr. Kamijou to cook?" The last time seemed to be quite far away.

"Ugh..." Sure enough, this side was shaken. "No, no! Just don't let me go..."

"Let's go grocery shopping together, just choose what Index likes."

"Even if it's..."

"No limit." Kamijou also spent a lot of money.

"Let's go!"

Picking up the Sphinx with black lines on her face, Index jumped up and down and planned.

"Lian, let's go together." Kamijou pointed to his bandaged hands. "Although Index wasn't very angry from the beginning, I would still like to help (as usual) if possible."

"Yeah, Touma."

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