Pokémon Calamity

() "This is it." Kamijou looked at the hotel in front of him and said to the girl in front of him.

Although this nun's white hair and the smell of disinfectant all over her body give people the impression of a sickly beauty, and the simple and plain nun's uniform makes her look extraordinarily quiet.However, Kamijou would never forget the feeling of being condescended to in his first impression.

The two of them didn't talk much after that except asking for their address, so that her current quietness seemed more like disdain and arrogance.

Of course, this kind of sigh is not because of Kamijou's glassy heart or anything, but because he attaches great importance to fellow Academy League contestants - yes, this unknown girl is probably the last contestant of Suiqun Academy!

"Then the road has been reached, Mr. Kamijou will leave first." Suppressing the struggling cross-shaped bat with both hands, Kamijou took the lead and walked towards the hotel where the contestants were staying.

If you can catch a cross-shaped bat with that speed, you don't have to worry about other aspects.And at this time... Index must be hungry already.

After briefly telling the front desk about the situation of the nun behind him, Kamijou took the cross-shaped bat and left.

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"..." There is murderous intent...well, Kamijou is somewhat used to it.

He held Yuno's and Asami's hands tightly, and at the same time turned his head and exchanged helpless looks with Saeko - the crisis was over (temporarily).

Speaking of which, did this guy do it on purpose?

Kamijou turned around and looked at the nun in front of him with a black line on his face. Just saying thank you made everyone angry. This was no longer an ordinary bad thing - Mr. Kamijou didn't offend her, right?

"It just happened to be along the way." Therefore, Mr. Kamijou, who was not trembling, had no intention of getting close to the other party. "But Artoria on your team is really awesome."

In terms of food intake.

Kamijou added secretly, his eyes left the nun and returned to the epic showdown on the platform - Artorilia vs. Index.

Well, even if the organizer of this big eating competition used the thinnest paper plate, the state of the two people could not be seen at all.

Only these two organizers would cry.

Kamijou thought this, after all, even he, who had not eaten lunch yet, felt an inexplicable feeling of fullness when he saw this scene.

However, this sympathy only lasts at most until the organizer unscrupulously fills the bill with a large amount of toast bread - this large and dry staple food has an unpalatable texture and all breads have it. Features: swells when exposed to water.

"When did the Big Eater Contest turn into a Tolerance Contest?" Kamijou had black lines all over his face.

However, as a party

"Although it is different from the exquisite cuisine here, I didn't expect that the feeling of the motherland would be so warm." Arturia sighed, her voice filled with unimaginable appeal.

"Thank you Lord for giving us the precious Mr. Toast..." Index's misguided prayer also made people smile.

It's just that with this kind of attitude, I guess the food for the competition will have to be changed again...

. . . . . . . . .

"I lost. Your Excellency is indeed a respectable opponent." Artoria looked serious.

"Hmph~ You're not bad either~" Index proudly puffed out her (empty) chest.

As a background, there were dozens of stacks of plates that were already taller than them. Looking at the two of them with barely rising and falling belly, Kamijou felt like he had learned physics in vain.

However, it’s finally over. It took almost two hours of food hell to devour food at that frequency... Anyway, let’s award the prize first. Although it seems a bit cruel, the prizes in this kind of competition are usually It's a year's meal coupon or something.

Kamijou, who had spent two hours relying on random thoughts, continued to think about it until...

"No. 1, Miss Index! The prize is... a super~large lion puppet! One!" Hey, hey, boss, you must have changed the prize temporarily!right!

"puff--"

Um?Who?Although the prize is strange, there is no need to spray it out.

"No. 2, Miss Artoria! The prize is... a super large Gutai doll!"

"Pfft-" Well, this time it was Kamijou's turn to spray. "What?!"

. . . . . . . . .

"So, what should we do now?" Kamijou looked at the stuffed lion in his arms that was disliked because it was much bigger than Index.

Not to mention how to deal with it, just holding such a big thing by myself... I can't see the way at all.

"Unfortunately..." Before he could finish his words, Kamijou felt a burst of resistance pulling him away.

Boom!

Although the fall was not heavy, the lion puppet in his hand was definitely released.

"Well, I'm sorry, Mr. Kamijou was not careful while holding this..." Kamijou quickly got up and looked at the man in front of him who was acting strangely. "Emiya?"

"Kamijo?" Even though it was a collision, Shirou Emiya, who maintained his balance with his weird movements, also realized that they were acquaintances.

But then again, no wonder the two people bumped into each other like this.

Kamijou looked at the Gutai doll in Shirou Emiya's hand, which was one size smaller than his own lion but still bigger than Index.

and many more!

"Emiya, I want to ask you a favor!" "Kamijo, I want to ask you a favor, please?"

"..." x2

"You say it first!" x2

"........................"x2

"It's about the puppet in your hand..." x2

3_bo! (batter)

"Stop, stop, Emiya, Mr. Kamijou, let's talk first!" This kind of atmosphere that has become more awkward inexplicably is enough!

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"Hey, Lily-girl, here's this for you!" Kamijou unhooked the crotch from his back, and then pressed down the bent spoon pointed at Kuroko with his right hand. "Take it to Misaka."

"Haha~ Is this charity? Ape!" This person is completely ungrateful.

"Of course not." If you give it to yourself, it won't be so easy for those in your "family" to deal with it. "I just think it's more appropriate for you to send it now, and..."

Kamijou looked around and saw that there was no "Misaka effect" such as flickering lights, hoarse radio, or snowflakes on the TV.

"Misaka is still angry with you?" It's a wonder that Shirai Kuroko isn't stalking Misaka.

"Which ape do you think this is because of? Huh?!"

What a scary expression.

"Anyway, in short, you can just throw it away if you don't want it." With a cold sweat on his face, Kamijou put down the puppet and ran away.

"Damn you guys!" Kuroko gritted his teeth angrily, but he still couldn't help but walk towards a pair of Misakas and use a big killer weapon.

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