Pokémon Calamity

() It was dinner time, but the sky was already completely dark at this time in October. Kamijou led his team members (including Index and Love, who had just arrived) to go foraging... .

The destination was the buffet restaurant recommended by Misaka Mikoto, who was the host (seeing that Kamijou and the others were troubled, so she reluctantly) led Kamijou and the others to the cafeteria.

The reason was to celebrate Koi's new partner - Gala Gala. Of course, in the private message, Kamijou also slightly celebrated that he was back to normal competition life.

Moreover, in addition to Misaka, there was also Saeko who "happened to meet on the road and had not had dinner" as Kamijou's personal "special guest".

Well, just like that, except for a certain hedgehog, this good-looking team entered the famous local cafeteria in Kuye City under the watch of passers-by.

"..." It has to be said that even though he has experienced this kind of thing several times, Kamijou still cannot adapt to such a tragic crowd.

As the only "ordinary person" in the team who was as uncomfortable as Kamijou, Sayaka gradually let go while being dragged around by Kyoko.

As for Kamijou...

Seeing Yuno, Asami, Misaka, and Saeko walking towards the dining table in a flash of cold light, Kamijou felt that it would be better not to take the initiative to increase the burden on his stomach.

In the midst of countless onlookers, Kamijou, who was fidgeting with a glow on his back, could only sit blankly, watching Homura and Madoka Akatsuki's never-ending dates, Kyoko and Sayaka's "mobile restaurant", and watching Lian, who was holding an exaggerated amount of food, was feeding a large number of Pokémon bears, including Index. Fukiyose, who was still counting calories and nutrients even at the buffet, had a headache. Looking at the four With the food on the woman's plate, she couldn't help but wonder if she could no longer hold on to her food...

Ok?

Kamijou suddenly thought of something.

"Hitomi, are you there?" Kamijou asked tentatively.

"exist."

!!!

Kamijou was undoubtedly startled - just because Hitomi's voice was actually behind him, so close.

Resisting the urge to turn his head and look, Kamijou pretended to look at the scenery and turned his head to the side of the glass. With the dark sky as the background, the transparent glass reflected the situation in the restaurant like a mirror.

On one side of the "convex" one-piece sofa, Kamijou sat, and on the other side sat an ordinary girl.

There is no doubt that that girl is Hitomi.

But it's very strange. You can clearly see it's her if you look carefully, but if you just take a rough look, it's quite different from what you thought before. There's even an illusion that even the size of the eyes and nose are different from before.

The eyeliner is darker, the lips are smeared with lipstick, and...

Following his curiosity, Kamijou pretended to look at the scenery and played a game of finding fault.As for the target, Hitomi was eating normally from the beginning, as if she didn't know Kamijou at all.Kamijou didn't even ask why he called her.

Fortunately, not long after, Yuno and the others came back with full plates.

Yuno unceremoniously occupied Kamijou's right side, and Kamijou's left hand took the initiative to pull Misaka, who was the first to come back but was shy, to his side.A little embarrassed, he smiled at the knowledgeable Asami and Saeko opposite him, and then started the dinner.

By the way, although he was worried before, with the cooperation of the four girls, Kamijou finally did not enjoy the "stomach punishment". It is a pity... Ahem, he is really lucky, well, lucky.

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locker room.

To be precise, it was the men's changing room of a certain hot spring.

The "evil-minded" Misaka still encouraged everyone to collect points for her, so that she could redeem the hot spring's new prize - a Gutai puppet.

"No matter how you put it, it's so easy to understand, Misaka." Kamijou said to himself, rubbing his temples. "However, he actually reserved this time slot... Misaka is really rich and wealthy, um... and she has been planning for a long time."

and many more.

"Hitomi?" It was purely a test, Kamijou didn't feel like he was being watched at all.

"exist."

"........................" Are you really here? ! ! ! ! ! !

Kamijou turned around with a twitching face and looked at Hitomi, who was already dressed as an employee inside the hot spring shop.

"Go to the hot springs and rest. This is an order." Kamijou said in a voice that had no fluctuation at all.

"...Yes." After hesitating for a moment, Hitomi nodded and slowly exited Kamijou's sight.

"Unfortunately." Kamijou covered his head. Although he fully understood Hitomi's reliability, it was really uncomfortable to be protected like this. "Ah, Mr. Kamijou, you should also relax!"

Then, he put on his yukata, and Kamijou, who was holding a wooden basin, hummed a slow melody like an old man, squinted his eyes and walked slowly past the blue curtain with "Soup Man" written on it, and slowly walked towards the target. of hot springs.

. . . . . . . . .

Dang bang~

A sudden strong wind blew down the bamboo poles that had not been placed.

The crisp sound attracted the employees near the hot spring shop, and then they raised the bamboo pole with the curtain to the correct position.

The blue curtain with [Male Soup] written on it also returned to the correct door.

. . . . . . . . .

Soothing his body, Kamijou lay on his back and floated on the hot water, drifting with the slow current.

To put it simply, Kamijou is boring now.

Misaka directly arranged for a period of self-heating to be domineering, but she did not realize that among the large number of people this time, only Kamijou was a man.

Then, facing the unusually empty hot spring, Kamijou felt more like he was in a swimming pool.

Under the wafting heat, the dazed Kamijou relaxed his whole body and looked at the unusually hazy night sky through the thick fog.For just a moment, all the senses in Kamijou's body became dull.

Gra————

The sound of the door being opened was incomparable to the melody that reached Kamijou's ears through the hot spring.

wow-

Water splashed down in the distance, but Kamijou didn't notice it either.

He was still just drifting with the current. If the time hadn't been too short, Kamijou might have fallen into a deep sleep.

Until, the hedgehog's head floating with the current gently brushed against the fingers of Yuzu who was testing the water temperature.

Feeling something hit, Kamijou opened his eyes slightly.

"........................................ ........................”

"........................................ ........................”

Time stopped - between the naked boy lying on his back on the water and the girl who had become disillusioned in the absolute realm by stretching her feet to test the water temperature.

1 minute, 2 minutes...

thump.

Following the flow of water, Kamijou's hedgehog's head hit the edge of the hot spring - the only sharp piece in a circle of smooth stones.

!!!

In severe pain, the balance of Kamijou's whole body was broken, and Kamijou's sudden and violent movements caused him to directly enter the state of drowning!

"Pfft, wow, wow..." Hot water poured into the struggling Kamijou's mouth.

"My lord!!!" The girl who was still testing the water temperature finally reacted!

But

Puff-!

Hitomi, whose right foot was weak due to maintaining that posture for a long time, fell directly into the hot spring, right on top of Kamijou.

Tangled, struggling, struggling, struggling...

After about 10 minutes.

After all, it is impossible for the two of them to drown on the edge of a hot spring with water not even one meter deep...

"Ha-ha-ha-ha-" Kamijou raised his head and gasped, leaning on the edge of the boulder to absorb the oxygen in the air.

"Cough cough!! Cough!! Cough cough cough cough!" Hitomi, who had been poured a larger amount of water for various reasons, coughed desperately, and put his hands on Kamijou's shoulders, holding on tightly.

Slowly, the situation of the two of them improved, but they could only continue to behave like this in embarrassment.

And at this time.

Gra——

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Along with the sound of the door being pulled open, several voices that sounded strangely familiar to Kamijou came into Kamijou's ears. Although they didn't know why they were delayed, Misaka and the others finally arrived.

Why did they come to the hot spring here? ! !

In a state of shock, Kamijou hurriedly picked up Hitomi, who was still lying on top of him, and carefully moved towards the depths of the hot spring under the thick mist.

"Ah ho!" Xingzi's voice was very close.

puff-

"Kyoko!! Wash your body first before going in!" Sayaka's voice got closer and closer.

The interaction between Kyoko and Sayaka scared Kamijou to death, but under the cover of the huge sound of water, Kamijou finally reduced his anxiety a lot and quickly hid behind the boulder behind the hot spring.

call--

Kamijou then secretly breathed a sigh of relief.

But next...what to do?

Looking at the shrunken Hitomi in his arms, Kamijou, whose scalp was numb, felt as if his head was about to explode.

. . . . . . . . .

In the end, with the help of Hitomi's genjutsu, the two of them hid until everyone had finished soaking in the hot springs.

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Had a great time afterwards!

- Strange.

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The easiest way to let go of your grudges!

——Good children don’t want to learn! ! ! !

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Speaking of which... Kamijou-chan forgot about Christmas! ! ! ! !

——Actually, the second half of the plot is too bloody and shameless, so I have to rewrite it...

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I always feel like I should take medicine.

- Exactly.

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