Pokémon Calamity

()"Unlucky......"

Kamijou sighed helplessly as he looked at his fingers that had been bandaged by Yuno and re-bandaged by Fukiyose.

——On this beach vacation, Mr. Kamijou could only sit on the beach.

While thinking about it, Kamijou in the shadow rubbed his dry skin.By the way, if possible, Kamijou would really like to rub those gleaming eyes off his back.

"Ha——" He let out a long sigh. Although it was completely self-inflicted, he couldn't help but feel helpless.

After all, it was such an act to carry a girl out of the women's locker room openly in front of countless people. Not to mention that she was originally a member of the fff group or a reserve member of the fff group, or all the girls who heard the rumor turned their eyes in anger. All the hedgehogs in sight were labeled "hentai".

Of course, there were also a handful of people who regarded Kamijou as a "warrior" and gave them admiring and supportive looks from afar...

However, even watching the familiar girls playing from a distance was extremely pleasing to the eye - rather than accompanying him, Kamijou chose to let the girls enjoy the hard-won sunshine, sea water and beach.

Even though the exposed skin and beautiful figures of the girls fell into the eyes of a large number of non-Kamijo men, Kamijou was a little unhappy.

"Speaking of which, where is Hitomi?"

Just as he was thinking about it, a figure flashed past Kamijou's eyes - although his face was slightly different from before, Kamijou was sure that it was Hitomi.

The ordinary swimsuit on the beach also looks extremely hot under Hitomi's devilish figure, especially the two soft balls of flesh that were originally restrained by the clothes and the bra, showing an exaggeration that is close to Asami's.

10, 9, 8...

Glancing at Hitomi who was basking in the sun on the lounge chair near Kamijou and blending into the environment as before, Kamijou was counting down in his heart.

5, 4, 3...

Sure enough, with less than two hands, a "good Samaritan" "quietly" conveyed Kamijou's behavior to Hitomi, and "obligated" to take him away from Kamijou's surroundings.

Hitomi, just go and play honestly!

Kamijou thought silently in his mind, and lay down, planning to take a good rest in the bright sunshine... hiding in the shadows.

But

"Hey hey, hey hey, hey hey hey..." Just then he closed his eyes, and a rotten laughter came from not far behind.

The most troublesome thing is that Kamijou actually thinks that this woman’s laughter sounds familiar...

He raised his head and opened his eyes, and the completely upside-down world came into view.

Then there was the culprit who disturbed Kamijou's dream that had not yet begun - a woman with long green hair - if Kamijou remembered correctly, there was a third eye hidden under her thick bangs.

Ah, yes, if Kamijou continues to search, will he be able to find the silver-haired, blood-eyed loli holding the text sign and the red-haired, eyed girl painter and four other "people" nearby?

Rather than being involved in some inexplicable situation here, Kamijou would rather go to the sea to endure the pain (in the physical sense) and play with Misaka, Yuno and the others.

Kamijou took one last look at the five "victims" of the "Four Heavenly Kings".

"Those two people remember..." By coincidence, they were one of the contestants in this competition. "..."Octopus Head" and "Baseball Idiot" from Namisei High School." Ahem, compared to their names, their nicknames are more impressive - of course, you have to say Kamijou Namoto It's true that I didn't remember their names.

I have to say that this pair (?) is extremely harmonious when they stand together, the natural attack and the tsundere... Ahem, what Mr. Kamijou means is that the extremely angry Hayato Gokudera is looking cheerful. In front of the giggling Takeshi Yamamoto, he clearly had no choice but still refused to admit defeat and continued to angrily provoke and provoke a "vicious cycle" - but in the end he was led half-heartedly in the direction Yamamoto Takeshi wanted.

This is probably the tacit understanding between the two.

Kamijou thought about it, but he really didn’t want this situation to end...

"Hehehe, hehehe..."

"Closer, closer!"

"Oh oh oh!! Got it, caught my hand! If you resist a little bit more at this time... Oh oh oh oh oh! That's right, it's just like the script! Are you model CPs? ?! Are you a model CP!!!"

"..." Someone is already in the state of ascending to immortality.

[——————] Mr. Kamijou was very lucky that he was in a position where he could not see what was written on the board waving in the hand of the silver-haired loli.

By the way, Kamijou was also very lucky that these fujoshi evil gods still had their barriers open to prevent others from noticing their noisy behavior - it would have been better if Mr. Kamijou couldn't notice them either.

Pressing his sore temple again, Kamijou suddenly felt that staying at the Pokémon Center with his friends was a good choice.

Of course, this choice of being an orphan only passed by in a flash, and Kamijou took advantage of the opportunity when the five "Four Heavenly Kings" did not pay attention to him and escaped first.

. . . . . . . . . .

"Look here, eggplant——"

Ok?

Before he had even taken two steps, Kamijou's attention was attracted by a somewhat familiar voice (a boy).

"Is that... from Sakurai High School?" Kamijou muttered uncertainly, looking at the boy who was about to take photos of several girls.

That's great, this is a normal high school student...

Following the boy's words, the girls (including a middle-aged teacher) also made the "V" gesture.Ah, it would be nice if the "v" was not placed upside down on the ** (it's like opening a gap with two fingers)

"........................................ ................................................................. ..."

So, there are no normal people around Mr. Kamijou?

Rubbing his more painful temples, Kamijou walked towards the girls on his side.

Um?Is it beach volleyball?

Then, from a distance, you can see the girls having fun.

"Well, this is not a joke..." Kamijou didn't even have time to finish his words, and was stopped midway by the exaggerated scene that came to him.

boom! !Buzz~~~~Stab! !Boom! !Whoosh——click! ! !boom! ! !

"........................" Where did this murderous volleyball come from! ! !

I can’t remember how many times I was speechless and had a headache.

Love & Saeko vs Asami & Yuno

The team on the left relies on the wooden tools in their hands to demonstrate the skills of warriors; while the team on the right forms a wonderful combination between elegant bursts and desperate fighting.

If you ignore the terrifying effects and sound effects brought about by that exaggerated power, it is still a quite pleasing sight.

"It's weird that you can ignore it." Kamijou complained expressionlessly, and sand rain began to fall on the field in front of him again.

"How's it going? Not bad!" Kyoko's unclear voice came from Kamijou's side in a daze.

"Huh?" Kamijou looked suspiciously at Kyoko, who was holding a box of fried noodles next to her, and Sayaka, who had brought a lot of packed food (or it had to be hidden with magic).

"Boundary, barrier! Otherwise, how could guys other than you be so messy without being watched." He bit into Hai Zhijia's special fried noodles with dissatisfaction, and the stiffness that looked very salty was stained all over his mouth. "But are they that excited? My magic-blessed volleyball is almost broken."

"...It's all Mr. Kamijou's fault." The honest Mr. Kamijou admitted his guilt - but what about his speechless and proud expression.

"Huh? Speaking of which, where are Homura, Madoka and the others?" As far as the eye can see, Index is acting as the referee, and Misaka and Fukiyose, who seem to be a team, are also watching the battle speechlessly - the barrier can only, However, no one noticed that Kamijou was approaching.

"Oh, them. Madoka felt a little hot, so Homura took her to Hezhong Feiyun City to eat special ice cream."

"........................................ "For the first time, Kamijou felt so profoundly how powerless human language is.

At this time, Kyoko said as she also pulled Sayaka into the barrier.

Ok?

When Kamijou came to his senses, he found that he had a piece of fried noodles in his hand that was exactly the same as the one in Kyoko's hand.

"Well~ I happen to be hungry too." He sat down on the spot with some nervousness and watched the girls' energy.

"So salty!!!" Mr. Kamijou stretched out his tongue and began to stir the dark fried noodles and sauce in his hands.

Then, there was a hedgehog-headed man on the beach who was eating fried noodles alone while looking at the sea and making inexplicable giggles from time to time.

......

"I'm so thirsty..." He drooped his tongue. When the game of "Murderous Volleyball" was about to end, Kamijou finally swallowed the food in his hands - by the way, Index's side There has been a mountain of food debris.

Counting the time, Kamijou also planned to go to the girls to ask for some drinks - at least Fukiyose would definitely do it - Kamijou firmly believed.

Then, just when Kamijou was about to step into the barrier,

A figure suddenly appeared within the barrier - maybe you can understand it by saying "teleportation".

"Ah!! Onee-sama!! Really, you actually let go of your cute school girl and hang out with these women of unknown origin! It doesn't matter if it's not enough, Kuroko also treats the flirtatious onee-sama...ahhhhh~~~ Onee-sama’s way of expressing love is still the same...ah~~~~"

Abruptly, Kamijou was about to step down and hang in the air.

"........................" Compared to why that guy appeared here, Kyoko's barrier prevented Without teleportation, Kamijou was even more troubled by the fact that... those were just ropes, just a few slender ropes that accidentally hung on his body.

Looking at Shirai Kuroko's "swimsuit" that challenges the limits of human nudity (if those thin lines that are not even several meters long can be called swimsuits), Kamijou decided without hesitation... ...

"Sea House is in this direction."

Turning around, Kamijou embarked on a journey to find the legendary "Home of the Sea"

——Before the thin wires on Shirai Kuroko were melted by the heat generated by the current.

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