Pokémon Calamity

() "Um... are you angry?" Kamijou smiled awkwardly. The distance between their faces was so close that they couldn't even do the "turn away" action.

"Well, I'm angry." Yuno said seriously.

The heat of the words spread - of course - the distance between the lips was 7cbr />

"Ah, ah haha... then, what should I do?" He continued to feel embarrassed, or rather distressed.

Being looked at like this, Kamijou's eyes blinked less often - pupillary distance 9c

"I really hope to be in a world where there are only two of us." It's a fantasy, but Yuno gives people the feeling of "having set a goal."

Kamijou took a breath - the distance between the tip of his nose was 2c

"Yes." Kamijou smiled bitterly. "It would be nice if I could fall in love with Yuno sooner."

Kamijou said, using his left hand to squeeze his lover who was sitting on his lap, his body temperature was transmitted through the clothes - the physical distance was 0c

"Maybe this is Mr. Kamijou's 'misfortune'..."

Before Yuno's face could become sad, Kamijou launched his "offensive" - ​​tongue distance - 4c

......

"Oh oh oh oh oh oh!!!" Super~unconscious excited shouts resounded throughout the small hospital. "Hey! Sasuke! And Sasuke's stone-faced brother! Look! They are..."

"Tsk~" Even Kamijou couldn't help but smack his lips at this moment.

——Isn’t Naruto’s resilience a little too good? !

Now, this guy who was still in a state of exhaustion and coma was making a big fuss with excess energy, pointing at Kamijou with a smile that couldn't be more stupid, and holding on to the person behind the wall with all his strength - through wanting to Judging from the clothes on the freed hand, it must be Sasuke.

Okay, okay, excluding personal reasons, Naruto's ability to disturb Kamijou so cheerfully also proves that Konoha is now in a crisis-free state.

The first is Orochimaru, the culprit - although in Kamijou's eyes, he really didn't accomplish anything, Kamijou had inquired about Gaara long before he rushed to Gaara. It seemed that he had misjudged the first generation's investigation. The chakra was forcibly drained of itself due to the amount of carat, and it was comatose, and then it was restrained and temporarily sealed;

As for the Sand Ninja, they naturally retreated shortly after Orochimaru was captured, leaving only Gaara's team as "sincerity" (hostages) under house arrest - although the Second Hokage meant to kill him directly. Gaara and regained the tailed beast named "Shukaku", but at least the first generation still exists - of course, the two of them have "left" now.On the other hand, because Konoha had already prepared and was just holding on, without any major casualties, the two sides just maintained a non-embarrassed confrontation.

As for the sound ninja who is the cannon fodder... he plays the role of cannon fodder very well.

cough!

Under the suppression of the three Hokages, the Uchiha clan, which was missing two people, signed the contract without any doubt and was temporarily under surveillance in its own territory, waiting only to leave Konoha with Kamijou tomorrow.Interlude: Sasuke chose to stay in Konoha with Itachi as a new Uchiha - this was after Itachi confessed everything he had done before with Sasuke (including letting Kamijou target Sasuke).

As the protagonists of the final battle, Naruto and Gaara were placed together in the only hospital in Konoha - Gaara who was awake was still unable to lie on the bed, but Naruto who was in a coma was able to come and commit suicide. ...Ahem, my condolences.

Finally, our Mr. Kamijou...except for the burn cream all over his body and the exaggerated fixation of his right wrist - the "only two" headaches are probably Yuno who is in a mood, and his wings are seriously Burnt Charizard.

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"Ahem!" He raised his voice, and in embarrassment, Sasuke came in anyway.

"Don't expect me to thank you for what happened this time." Then he said this to his face. "And it was all because of my brother that you won before. I won't show mercy next time."

After speaking, leave.

"........................................"This guy......is Tsundere?

Kamijou's head was full of black lines, and he couldn't figure out what Sasuke wanted to express... Anyway, let's take it as a thank you for accepting it.Speaking of which, Naruto mentioned Itachi (Sasuke's stone-faced brother) again, right?But that's fine (not coming in), because Kamijou didn't know what expression he should make towards Itachi because of the previous questioning he had made out of desperation.

"Eh? Why did you leave like this?" Naruto still looked stupid. "Forget it, Brother Kamijou, I..."

"Naruto!" Kamijou quickly interrupted before the little golden fox said anything unreliable. "Do you know what's going on over there Hinata?"

"Huh? She seems to have not recovered from her previous injuries, so..."

"Naruto, don't you plan to go over and take a look?" Kamijou continued to pursue the topic. Although he said it was a "plan", Naruto would definitely do what he decided to do as soon as possible.

"But the Hinata family..."

"You should be able to get in, right?" Kamijou was talking about his identity.

"...Oh, I understand!" After thinking for a long time, Naruto ran away happily.

Kamijou bets that even if he was so unlucky, Naruto would definitely have the idea of ​​climbing over the wall and getting in.

But it doesn't matter~ As long as it doesn't disturb myself and Yuno.Although it was indeed because of Naruto making such a fuss that the matter was revealed so easily...

"Touma is evil-minded." Yuno teased, leaning against Kamijou's chest.

"I just don't want him to be 'late' like Mr. Kamijou..." Kamijou sighed, stroking the long pink hair on his chest.

After coming back to his senses, Kamijou realized that his previous feeling was too much like that of an old man who had gone through many ups and downs.

Could it be that Kamijou-san is getting old before his time? !

Kamijou thought in horror.

At this moment, she no longer lay on the hospital bed to recuperate, but picked up Yuno with her left hand and ran towards the direction of Temari who was under house arrest.

We still don’t know the situation on the Three Gophers side, but we can’t miss the opportunity to be serious - that’s the opportunity for the chaotic [Evil Wind Called] to change: [Ninpo Technique: Kamamaitachi]!

. . . . . . . . .

With this plan in mind, Kamijou, who was a little exhausted, was pulled by Yuno to the destination... before.

"Get out of here, you guy who talks about men and women!!!" Temari's roar could be heard in the distance.

"This woman is scarier than my mother..." Shikamaru muttered, leaning against the wall lazily. "It's really troublesome. If I had known I wouldn't have taken over for dad..." He said it as if he had the right to refuse.

"Only you, mother-in-law and mother-in-law..."

"Can everyone just pretend that the other person doesn't exist?" Shikamaru sat directly on the ground, rubbing the sore parts of his body that were not heavy. "To be talked about to such an extent by a woman..."

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"........................" For some reason, Kamijou suddenly felt that he could wait a moment...

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................................................................. ........................ Speaking of which, is "Naruto" a romance manga? ! (fall!)

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