Pokémon Calamity

() "Woooo~ the bread flew away..."

"..." Are you really that hungry?Kamijou glanced at Xiao Zhizhi, who was murmuring in his arms, with a dark look, but his steps did not stop - after all, the moon was already high in the sky at this moment.

"Hey, hey, hey~ We'll be there soon." Even though he knew that the other party couldn't hear him, Kamijou comforted him subconsciously.

The only answer I got was Shino Nobushi's cute smacking sound effect.

Not long after dismantling the power core, Kamijou was pulled away from the scene by the "sleepy and hungry" Shino Noshu. Considering Ruby and the others, Kamijou did not hesitate.

Returning to the previous living area, they took back the murderer who seemed to be in a coma due to his injuries and his tired partners, including Charizard. Then he said hello to Jaune and the others who were in control of the scene and handed the unconscious man over to them. In his hand, Kamijou walked back to Hualan City with Shino Nobori, who had fallen asleep at some point (the long skirt was not suitable for carrying).

"Sniff~sniff~"

"?" Kamijou seemed to hear something.

"The smell of food!" Xiao Zhizhi, who had not yet opened his eyes, poked his head.

"Huh?" He looked in the direction of Xiao Zhizhi's head. "Is it over there?"

A small but unique family restaurant caught Kamijou's eyes.

As if thinking of someone with a big stomach, Kamijou chuckled and walked quickly in that direction, without even thinking about whether to put down the already awakened Shino Nobori first.

. . . . . . . . .

Jingle~

"Welcome, are you two?"

After the light ringing of the doorbell, there was a cute waitress - she seemed very excited about Kamijou hugging his female companion...

"Yes, two people." Kamijou responded and followed the waitress towards the restaurant.

but

"..." How should I put it? As soon as I turned around, I noticed the extremely conspicuous long table that almost cut across the center of the restaurant - obviously two tables put together into one.But that's not the most important thing. What gives Kamijou a headache is: sitting in such a domineering position are the players from IS Academy.

"Um..." Kamijou called the waitress and was about to change direction...

"Sister Shu?!" the (only) boy from IS Academy interrupted Kamijou from afar.

"..." In just a moment, the piercing (female) gaze made Kamijou want to run away.

But before Kamijou could react,

"You are... this classmate, would you mind sitting at the same table with us?" The boy stood up and walked towards Kamijou very enthusiastically.

Kamijou had already remembered this boy from the Burning Town event a few months ago. Although he couldn't see his face clearly, Kamijou still couldn't forget him as the second most miserable person in that event.

If you look closely, you can still see some bandages and some burn marks exposed from his clothes.

Of course, Kamijou is not close to this "martyr" now.

——Hey, hey, hey, can’t you? Can’t you see that the group of women around you are about to kill Mr. Kamijou directly? !

"Um... I'm sorry, aren't the seats over there already full?" Kamijou stepped back.

"Haha, you're welcome. It's crowded here but you can still sit down." The boy (handsome guy) smiled cheerfully and took the initiative to guide Kamijou.

"This..." Kamijou was still struggling.

"You two, this way." The waitress shyly guided Kamijou.

"..." Girl, have you been conquered?

Kamijou watched silently as he glanced at the boy with a shy face from time to time, and then looked at the boy who was still unconscious...

Are you the male lead in the harem? ! ! !

——Well, Kamijou didn’t shout.

However, in this case, it would be too much for Kamijou to refuse any more. In desperation, Kamijou could only smile awkwardly, and walked to the vacant seat to sit down despite the murderous repulsive gaze...

——There are no chairs or anything yet.

Kamijou looked at the waitress from before.

His eyes couldn't help but wander among the girls in IS Academy - comparing their eyes - turning pale - cheering himself up - looking firmly at the boys (handsome guys)...

Well, it seems Mr. Kamijou can’t count on you anymore.

Continuing to feel helpless, Kamijou put aside Shino Nobushi, who had fallen asleep at some point, and took the initiative to fetch chairs and tableware.

. . . . . . . . .

"Xiao Zhizhi~Xiao Zhi~ I want to eat that." Xiao Zhizhishu shouted happily.

"Don't hold out your fork!" On the contrary, Xiao Zhizhi was as excited as a cat with exploded fur.

"Oh~ Xiao Yu is evil-minded." Xiao Zhizhi took back the fork with tears in her eyes.

"eat fast!"

"..." Kamijou was silent and helped Shino Noshu put the dishes she wanted into her bowl - this situation had happened many times, and Shino Noshu kept looking at the food in front of his younger sister, Shino Noshu. The dishes are very interesting, but even though they have been rejected all the time, they act like they won’t eat if the food is not there.

This is probably what the so-called "one-man show" is like, Kamijou thought as he looked at Shinonoji who was about to launch another offensive.

But the trouble is not just that

"Kamijo-kun!" Our boy (handsome guy), Orimaru Ichika, held a chicken nugget in front of Kamijou very enthusiastically. "It's delicious when it's hot from the oven. Kamijou-kun, do you want to try some?"

"Hmm...you don't like chicken, do you?" Orimaru Ichika asked with concern and caution.

"...Thank you, Orimadara-kun." Kamijou helplessly picked up the chicken nugget right next to his mouth with his chopsticks while looking at him with murderous eyes.

No matter what, he always does things that are easily misunderstood. The person in front of me must be too slow and careless.

It’s just that I’m a boy. It would be so embarrassing if it were a strange girl, and it’s unlikely that she would refuse with such an enthusiastic display... Wait!I heard that is are all girls...

Okay, Mr. Kamijou understands.

Kamijou chewed chicken nuggets of unknown taste and looked around with sympathy at the girls who seemed to have a sexual relationship with this Orimaru-kun.

"Ichika, is that delicious?"

"Xia Lu, do you want to try it?"

"Ah wu~um~~~~"

"I also......"

"Occasionally, I want to eat some chicken nuggets or something..."

"Honey, feed me!"

"The food of the common people is not bad..."

"That, that..."

"Ichika, I want two yuan here~"

"Xiao Hui~"

"I don't want you!"

"........................................" Mr. Kamijou felt that he was almost done I'm full. Can I leave now?

. . . . . . . . .

Jingle~

"Welcome, may I ask...?"

"I'm looking for someone."

Just when Kamijou was slowly feeling a stomach ache (psychotropic), he heard a familiar voice.

Kamijou turned his head... and when he turned back again, he had a fool-like smile on his face.

"Um...I'm sorry, we may have to take a step first..." Kamijou scratched his head, and while everyone nodded blankly, Kamijou couldn't wait to stand up and turn around.

......

"Are you causing trouble again?" The cross-shaped star eyes cast a teasing and cunning look.

"No, no..." Kamijou looked away with a guilty conscience.

"Hmm...?" His tone was slightly raised.

"Okay, Mr. Kamijou has caused trouble again." Kamijou surrendered. "That thing..."

"It's not over yet~"

"...Yeah, really?" Kamijou was a little disappointed.

"Okay~ Touma, you should go back~"

"Eh?" He felt himself being pushed gently, but found that the girl behind him was still standing where he was. "So fast?"

"We can't keep our family waiting~"

"how about you?"

"People's tolerance is not that low... Wow!"

The girl's lips were sealed with the same thing.

for a long time

"...It's time to go." He pushed Kamijou, but this time the girl ran away.

"...Hmm." After standing there for a while, Kamijou also left.

. . . . . . . . .

That night.

"I'm back~~"

"Welcome back."xn

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