Pokémon Calamity

()Chapter 1Unfortunate person

－－－－－－－－－The dividing line for lazy people－－－－－－－－－－－－－－Touma and Paojie in the Pokémon world, minor modifications, those who have read the original work can skip it

－－－－－－－－－The dividing line between lazy people ------- "Tsk! Damn it! Damn it! Oh, it's really hateful! I'm so unlucky!"

Kamijou Touma let out a roar that even he thought looked like a pervert, and ran forward as if he was dying.

He was running through the alleys late at night, meowing behind him at the same time.

Eight people.We have run almost two kilometers from just now, and there are eight people left.Kamijou is just an ordinary middle school student. If he fights against a delinquent, he will only win in one-on-one combat.One-on-two is quite dangerous, and one-on-three will definitely have to run for their lives, but that's about it.Pokémon battle?This was an option that didn't exist from the beginning. Not only was he afraid of being swarmed by the opponent, but more importantly, he couldn't use Pokémon to attack humans like the bad guys.If it were a battle, I'm afraid, no, I would definitely fall before the Pokémon.

July [-]th.Yes, it's all July [-]th's fault.Summer vacation starts tomorrow. I was affected by the excitement, so I bought a comic from the bookstore that I knew was definitely a landmine from the cover. I was not hungry but wanted to eat something good, so I walked into the public restaurant. Then he saw a girl who looked like a junior high school student being harassed by a delinquent who was obviously drunk. She actually wanted to step forward and lend a helping hand - but her brain made such an deviant judgment.

Unexpectedly, a large group of associates of delinquents walked out of the toilet.I used to think that it was a girl’s prerogative to invite best friends to go to the toilet together.

"The bitter gourd, snail hell lasagna I ordered hasn't even been served yet. I haven't even eaten a bite, but I'm treated like I'm eating a king's meal. Ah - how could I be so bad!?" Kamijou yelled all the way. Pulling his hair, he ran from the alley to the street.

... Kamijou once again realized the depth of misfortune.

The streets are actually full of couples or pairs of Pokémon.It must be because July [-]th, it’s all July [-]th’s fault!The single Kamijou roared in his heart.The ability hidden in his right hand is of no use at this time.There is no way to defeat bad boys, and it can't even be used to increase test scores to attract girls.

Woohoo!How unfortunate I am!If the group of delinquents could be completely thrown away, the group of delinquents chasing Kamijou might call someone on their cell phone for reinforcements, or they might come over on a motorcycle.Therefore, in order to exhaust them, Kamijou had to use himself as a bait to attract them to keep running, just like the tactic of deliberately receiving punches in a boxing match to drain the opponent's physical strength.

Anyway, Kamijou’s purpose is just to save people.

There is no need for unnecessary fighting. As long as the opponent cannot catch up with you and makes the opponent give up, you will win.Kamijou was quite confident in his long-distance running ability.What's more, the opponent's physical fitness has long been damaged by tobacco and alcohol, and he is wearing long boots that are not practical. In addition, he has no concept of conserving physical strength. More importantly, he does not have powerful Pokémon!How can you run for long if you charge all the way from the beginning?Weaving back and forth between the main road and the alley, at first glance it seemed that they were escaping in a panic, but we clearly saw that the bad boys were running away one after another. Everyone was panting with their hands on their knees, and those who were releasing small punches There was no sign of bulky Pokémon like Stone. It was such a perfect plan that it could solve this problem perfectly without hurting anyone.But... damn it, why do I have to waste my youth on this kind of thing!

Really unwilling.Looking around, there were all sweet couples full of happy dreams, but Kamijou Touma was a lone bird, always feeling a very strong sense of frustration.It was obvious that summer vacation started as soon as midnight, but I was a lost dog who had no chance of love and happiness.

From behind came the angry voice of a bad boy:

"Hey! Brat, stop! Rattata, attack his feet!"

"The desperate escaping king! Big sting wasp, double-needle attack!"

Such a passionate confession made Kamijou furious. "It's so noisy! You should be laughing if I don't blame you! You iq80 monkeys!" Although he knew that this was a waste of energy, Kamijou couldn't help but cursed back.You should thank me for being unscathed!

After running for another two kilometers in sweat and tears, I finally ran out of the city and came to a big river.There is a large iron bridge on the river, about 150 meters long, and there is not a single car on the bridge.The simple steel bridge has no lighting and is completely integrated into the eerie darkness like the sea at night.

Kamijou ran onto the iron bridge at night and looked back.He stopped.I don’t know when it started, but there was no one behind me.

"Damn it, finally got rid of it."

Kamijou desperately resisted the urge to sit down, looked up at the night sky and took a breath.Really solved the problem without getting upset.This alone is worth patting yourself on the back for.

"What game are you playing? Do you think you are a good person who protects bad boys? Or a passionate teacher?"

For a moment, Kamijou's whole body became stiff.Since there were no lights on the bridge, he didn't notice it just now.In the direction he ran from, there was a girl standing five meters away.She was wearing a gray pleated skirt, a short-sleeved top and a thin summer sweater. She was a very ordinary-looking girl, about the age of a junior high school student.Kamijou looked at the night sky and half-seriously considered whether he should just fall back to the ground.She was the girl who was pestered by the bad boy in the public restaurant.

"... So that's why the people chasing me disappear one by one?"

"Well, I thought I was in the way, so I killed them all." Blue and white sparks flashed and made a sound.This was not because the girl was wearing an electric shock stick, but because her side-by-side brown hair was swaying and sparks were emitting like electric shocks.A plastic bag from a convenience store was blown into her face by the wind. At that moment, blue and white sparks like an anti-attack device blew the plastic bag away.

"Wow..."

Kamijou muttered in a tired voice.Because today is July [-]th?That’s why I bought a comic from a bookstore and I knew it was a land mine just by looking at the cover. I wasn’t hungry but wanted to eat something good, so I walked into a public restaurant and saw a girl who looked like a junior high school student. She was obviously He was troubled by a drunken delinquent, and he actually wanted to step forward and lend a helping hand.But Kamijou didn’t remember saying that he was trying to “save the girl.”He wanted to save the boys who foolishly approached the girl.Kamijou sighed.This girl has this kind of character. They have known each other for a month and they still don't remember each other's names because she is not here to make friends with her.The girl always came to Kamijou for a duel with the aura of "I must beat you today", but Kamijou always dealt with her perfunctorily.In fact, Kamijou has never lost in a duel between the two.In fact, as long as she loses a random game to her, I believe the girl will be satisfied. It's a pity that Kamijou's acting skills are too poor (Pokémon's acting skills are quite good).One time before, he deliberately admitted defeat. As a result, the girl looked as hideous as a demon and chased him all night long. "...Where did I offend you?" "I cannot allow there to be a 'trainer' who is stronger than me in the world. This reason alone is enough."

That's the reason.These days, even the character settings of fighting games are not so brainless. "And you look down on me too much, don't you? I am a level 5 superpower and the third runner-up in the Academy Alliance. How can I be serious about ordinary people who have no abilities? I naturally know how to deal with such weaklings appropriately."

The law "Delinquent boys in the alley = the most violent" does not work in this world. Regardless of the abilities (6 range), types, and skills of Pokémon, delinquent boys are undoubtedly at the bottom, even one Ghost-type Pokémon have the ability to sweep.Not to mention that the brown-haired girl in front of him, the superpower of Academy City, is a being that is more powerful than ordinary Pokémon, not to mention the use of superpowers to assist Pokémon to produce powerful combat power and scalability.

The beating tactics that delinquent boys are proud of have no chance of working...

"Do you know what a railgun is?"

"what?"

"The attack is powerful, and it is a skill that will definitely paralyze you after hitting it."

"That's an electromagnetic gun, right? And I heard the hit rate..."

"However, as long as it is assisted by me, Pikachu's hit rate is sure to hit!" The girl continued: "And not only the hit, but also the power, preparation time, and effect have been modified. This is the Railgun!"

"Pikachu!" Kamijou then noticed the electric Pokémon next to the girl.

Before he finished speaking, suddenly, an orange light shot past Kamijou's cheek like a spear without making any sound.No, if you say it's a spear, it's actually more like a laser.Judging from the afterimage of the light, this light came from Pikachu's short forelimbs.Just like thunder, it took a while before the rumble was heard.The shock wave that broke through the air hit Kamijou's ears, causing him to lose his balance for a moment.Kamijou shook his head and looked behind him.

Ok?

Logically speaking, the moment the orange light touches the iron bridge pavement, it should be like an airplane making an emergency landing at sea, turning up the asphalt on both sides and destroying the orange light of all objects within thirty meters of a straight line. It will leave an afterimage in the air even after it stops.But now there is only an afterimage, but no trace of destruction.Wait, the blue light on the ground is...

"Predict the future." The girl's voice came: "You guys actually have a trump card hidden, do you look down on me?!"

Before poor Mr. Kamijou could react, he was marked down by the girl again.But Kamijou couldn't care less about the girl's mood now, because the "future prediction" had nothing to do with him, and the user was obviously the owner of the blood-red eyes in front of him - the beast of disaster, Absol. .