Walk around the United States with the earth in your arms

Song Fang grunted on the ground, distanced himself from the chicken head, and tried to stand up, but his head hit something. .

When I looked up, I saw it was a chassis.

It was a small room of only a few square meters, with a locked door and no windows.

A ventilation fan rumbled above them, but the air was still turbid and full of biological body odor. The light from several equipment lights fell into the small room through the ventilation fan, but there was no other light source.

Through the mottled light, Song Fang looked at himself. He was back in the malnourished body of a twelve-year-old, wearing nothing but an orange vest and a pair of large pants.

The chicken in front of him is also wearing the same clothes as him. Don't get me wrong. Although he has a chicken head, his body is exactly the same as that of an ordinary human. It's just thinner and looks like a hemp pole supporting the huge one above. sarcoid chicken head.

Song Fang couldn't help but wonder if this guy was a slap in the face issued by the system.

Is this really a grown-up creature? Are you sure the two animals weren't cut off from head to tail and then sewn together? ?

"Be careful kid, there are a lot of corners in this cabin. If you kill yourself, the meat won't be fresh."

The chicken's beak opens and closes up and down, and what comes out is actually human language, and it's a Beijing movie.

"Chickens eat meat?" Song Fang asked suspiciously.

"Damn kid, don't call me chicken!" The chicken was very angry, and its red combs were trembling. "You have to call me chicken brother, do you understand? Call me brother!"

...is there any difference?

"Let me tell you, Brother Chicken, I am not a vegetarian. Brother, I went to jail for a serious crime." Brother Chicken pointed at himself with his thumb and raised his head, looking very proud, "I remember when I made such a fuss about the Venus Woman. In middle school, from the beautiful school belle to the cleaning aunt, no one can stop the power of my cock brother.

"Three days and three nights, for three days and three nights, I was free and happy among thousands of flowers. So what if the special forces surrounded the school? If they dared to move, I would eat a female student!

"In the end, they were even afraid of me. They provided me with delicious food and drinks, and even took the initiative to send me beautiful girls. If Brother Ji hadn't been careless and lost Jingzhou, how could I have ended up like this...

"But it's worth it! Did you see those guys next to you? None of them are as big of a problem as Brother Chicken. Just follow Brother Chicken and do whatever Brother Chicken tells you to do. Do you hear me?"

After saying that, he added viciously: "Otherwise, I will eat you."

"He's still breathing. He can't eat."

A voice suddenly came to Song Fang's ears. Although it sounded dull, Song Fang was startled.

"Damn it, Shitou Danzi, can you please stop tearing me down!" Brother Ji said angrily, "I won't give you any meat when I eat it."

Song Fang stretched out his hand towards the voice: "My name is Song Fang, who are you?"

The other party held Song Fang's hand. The hand did feel like stone: "Caesar."

Song Fang raised his eyebrows and looked at the other person's head, which was as shiny as stone and as round as a stone egg: "What a good name."

"Thanks."

The person opposite jumped out word by word.

"He is not an Earthling and can only speak the dialect of his own planet." Brother Chicken on the side explained, "He is so stupid. After teaching him for two days, he can only say 'he is still alive' and 'can't eat'. "

Song Fang just thought it was a sentence. "Are you from Earth?"

"I'm miserable, right? Earthlings? How is it possible in a place where birds don't shit?" Brother Chicken snorted, "I have been a serious resident of the Emperor Star for three generations, and my status is noble! Otherwise, Can you help the most playful flower-picking thief in the interstellar world! Hey, boy, what’s going on with your awkward but impolite smile!”

"He, the Earthling. Lost."

Caesar said.

Song Fang smiled at him. Indeed, according to what Caesar said, he thought Brother Chicken was a fellow Earthling, and was a little disappointed when he found out that he was not.

Of course, if Brother Ji really came from the earth, Song Fang's mood at this moment would probably be more complicated...

Perhaps now, he is the only earthling in the entire universe.

Song Fang calmed down and asked Caesar: "So why are you here?"

Caesar opened his mouth, organizing words.

Brother Ji raised his eyelids: "Boy, do you really know nothing?"

Song Fang shook his head.

His last memory of this "main universe" still remained at the moment when he pressed the trigger of the navigation system. He had no idea how long had passed from then to now or what had happened.

There happened to be such a big mouth in front of him, so he didn't ask who he wanted to ask.

Brother Ji touched his chin and looked at Song Fang. "Congratulations, kid. You committed a crime."

"Oh. I know that."

"Aren't you surprised?"

Song Fang pointed to the orange vest worn by Brother Ji, which also had a number on it. Sorry, this one looks so familiar.

But apart from a uniform, there are no shackles or collars or other equipment.

Hey, wait, but there seems to be something in his eyes...

Suddenly the whole small space shook. Song Fang's butt lifted off the ground, and his head hit the protruding chassis.

Caesar finally prepared his words, shook Song Fang's hand, asked him to pay attention to him, and then said solemnly: "I, the black-armored iron claw beast, massacred. An entire tribe. Dead."

"Tch, isn't it just that you broke down an ant workshop..." Brother Ji complained at the side, "It's nothing compared to what I did. Why are you pretending to be a big-tailed wolf in front of me..."

"They can't compare to me." Brother Ji pointed at the remaining two people. Compared with the energetic Chicken Brother, they were either asleep or in a daze, and looked very depressed. "So you must listen to me. Otherwise I will eat you."

Song Fang said, "Are there rewards for the person who committed the most serious crime?"

"No." This time Caesar was faster than Brother Chicken, "He died quickly."

"Get out! Even if you all die, I won't die!" Brother Ji was furious.

"Where are we going?" Song Fang asked, "Are we going to be sent to a labor camp?"

Brother Ji raised his eyebrows again. It's really difficult for a chicken to do this. "Reeducation through labor? Boy, why do you think you are so lucky that you were just sent to a labor camp?"

Song Fang:......

if not? The inmate next to him just smashed an ant workshop.

Even if there is no money to pay compensation, wouldn’t it be enough to get some labor education? Can they be taken directly to the execution ground and shot?

Brother Ji pulled up the sign on his left chest: "The red one, do you know what it means? It represents the color of blood. Your blood, my blood, the blood of all the prisoners in our whole house and the whole ship." .

"Yes. You are not wrong. Congratulations to you young man. Not long after your life began, you have become a death row prisoner.

“And our destination is a prison star that is officially dedicated to holding death row prisoners.

“The journey took at least ten days, but those people didn’t give us any food or water before putting us into the cabin.

"Are you surprised? Are you happy?

"Hahaha, Brother Chicken, I'm very happy! Hahahaha!"