Konoha Dimension Chat Group

Edward Newgate: "Okay, shit."

I am very rich: "Oh...it's Stark! He's not a big shit!"

I am very rich: "By the way, when did this meme become popular in the chat group? Let me know who said it first. Uncle Tony must use my little leather boots to kick that guy's ass hard. !”

Miss Kaguya: "In my impression, it seems that the group leader said it first."

I am very rich: "...ah?!"

The main body is Coke: "It seems so! It was the group leader who said it first."

I am very rich: "...e

The eternal seventeen-year-old girl: "Oh? Tony, little brother, do you want to use your little leather boots to kick the group leader's ass? I support you with both hands, go ahead Tony! Use your leather boots Kick people' skills!"

The eternal seventeen-year-old girl: "Don't worry, I, Yakumo Purple, will protect you!"

I am very rich: "...You old man is protecting me, I am even more panicked, okay!"

I am very rich: "Uncle Tony, the leader of the group... Bah! My account was hacked just now, the leader of the group. The things I posted before were all posted by others. Yes, that's right."

I am very rich: "The abominable account-stealing gang is so abominable! They dare to steal Uncle Tony's account. It is simply an extremely bad behavior!"

I am very rich: "I must sue that bastard who stole the account!"

Wow, super fierce: "Pfft, isn't this excuse a little far-fetched?"

Wow, super fierce: "You have to at least find an excuse that is easy for people to believe! Your account has been hacked, etc., you are tired of it being played by some unscrupulous monster sage, and it is already the remaining tricks. .”

"..."

The corner of Yagyu's mouth twitched slightly. Will the dimensional chat group account be stolen?

I'm afraid even Tohsaka Sakura, who is the "smallest" person in "every aspect" in the chat group, won't believe this excuse.

Even a four- or five-year-old child is unlikely to be fooled by such an excuse.

How could he, Yagyu, believe it!

Who can steal the chat group number?

If it could really be stolen, the leader of the dimensional chat group would have been replaced by someone else a long time ago. Would it still be necessary for him to be the leader for more than half a year?

The most important thing is that this is already a joke that was played to death by Yakumo Murasaki.

It seems Tony Stark still needs a little more training.

Only then can we reach the strongest state of "leaving no trace and telling lies with open eyes".

The current Tony Stark is still too young.

It's totally not on the same level as Yakumo Purple.

Miss Kaguya: "The wealthy second generation of playboys and steel have been suppressed by the group leader. Is this a moral derailment or a ravage of the human form? Please tune in to this issue of "Yakumo Murasaki-sister has something to say"."

The eternal seventeen-year-old girl: "Little Kaguya has made great progress. She has already learned to grab lines."

The eternal seventeen-year-old girl: "As expected of the beautiful girl I taught Yakumo Murasaki!"

Aowu is super fierce: "I think you have led Shinomiya Kaguya to bad things."

Wow, super fierce: "Think about how pure and innocent little Kaguya was when she first joined the group. Now she has been trained by you to become a seasoned person, and she even drives from time to time."

Aowu is so fierce: "I don't know how many young girls have fallen into the hands of murderers."

Trembling Tatsumaki: "I agree, Senior Zi is a big hentai."

Trembling Tatsumaki: "Last night, she privately messaged me about exchanging bathing photos with me, which makes me seriously doubt whether she likes girls."

Crazy Diamond: “Stab…

...Exciting, is it so exciting for Senior Zi to play? "

General Kizaru: "It's really scary... Your circle is really in chaos."

Ouwu is so fierce: "Your circle is really chaotic..."

Eternal seventeen-year-old girl: "Interrupt the rereading in advance! Bah, bah, bah, isn't exchanging bathing photos a normal behavior that girls often do? At least in Gensokyo, Yuyuko keeps exchanging photos with me!"

Aowu is super fierce: "@Eternal Seventeen-Year-Old Girl, you have to be careful."

Eternal seventeen-year-old girl: "???"

Aowu is so fierce: "I feel like you have been targeted by Youyouzi."

The eternal seventeen-year-old girl: "!!!"

"..."

At the same time, in the world of Gensokyo, Yakumo Murasaki's delicate and pretty face had a look of astonishment.

Are you being targeted by Yuyouzi? Why is Youyouzi targeting him?

Could it be that the two of them were being targeted by exchanging bathing photos?

Eh? Autumn bean sack! Autumn bean sack! Autumn bean sack!

Yakumo Zi suddenly reacted. She remembered that a few months ago, Yagyu, the group leader, seemed to have said something about Oriental Fantasyland in the group.

Or maybe it's about the question of whether Yakumo has a lot of purple breasts.

The group leader at that time seemed to have mentioned how Yuyouzi was doing.

Yakumo Murasaki activates her brain which is comparable to a super computer.

I quickly recalled the content of the chat group that day.

The expression on her pretty face changed, and she couldn't help but touch her body, and muttered a little uncertainly: "Youyouzi doesn't like women, right? Although I have been single for so long, I dare I am sure that I am absolutely a pure heterosexual!"

"If Yuyouko really likes girls, she often exchanges bathing photos with me. Does she want to use those photos of mine to engage in that kind of infatuated...female behavior that is inappropriate for children? No, right? Oh my god!"

Yakumo Purple suddenly lost her sense of security, and she was actually being targeted!

If she was targeted by a stranger, she would kill that person without saying a word.

After all, not everyone can covet the majestic monster sage.

The problem is that the person targeting him is his old acquaintance.

And she is also a girl.

This made her a little confused.

"Akidou Sack! There's something wrong with this development! We promised to create a Gensokyo with positive energy and new trends? Why did the atmosphere suddenly become orange? Although I don't discriminate against the same sex, but let me become With this kind of sexual orientation, it’s completely forcing others to make things difficult for them!”

Yakumo Purple suddenly felt a sense of joy. Ever since she joined the dimensional chat group, she was addicted to the group every day and couldn't extricate herself.

She rarely goes out in the first place, but now she never leaves the house.

Fortunately, I have become a complete homebody.

Otherwise, in this orange fantasyland.

Sooner or later one day you will not be able to save your health!

But is there such a possibility... In fact, this is just nonsense from the group leader? Is the purpose just to unite yourself and plunge yourself into a chaotic state of mind?

Hmm... This possibility is not impossible. Don't look at the group leader chatting and joking in the group every day.

They look like family members, but in fact they are all black when cut open.

"How can it be repaired! My majestic monster sage was actually frightened by the leader of the group!"

"You're so careless!"

"..."