The most brave system in history

He did the same, and there was nothing unusual about it.

When he walked out of that alley to a slightly larger side street, he was immediately stopped by a boy:

"Sir, fitness children's Western language training, do you understand?"

The 17-year-old boy saw that the other party was not very interested, so he put the advertisement aside and began to show it on the spot.

The boy first gave a set of five consecutive whips that Mr. Ma really passed on.

Every move looks decent, but it lacks strength.

Then he turned around and fell to the ground and did a few front flips. Obviously, the boy had full confidence in his childish skills.

In order to get passers-by to apply for a card, he tried his best. After all, in this day and age, business is not easy to do, and one fool counts as another.

"You really don't want to? Fitness can protect you from being hurt by others."

But the little boy never expected that he would encounter a difficult person today, and he was also a colleague.

"I'm selling toilet water."

After speaking, the man opened the suitcase, took out a bottle very sincerely and gave it to the little boy for free: "I can send you a bottle, and you can help me sell it."

The little boy took the toilet water and looked at it, but didn't see anything special.

Seeing the young man hesitate, the man said: "A bottle of toilet water has two flavors, and the taste is different from the distance from the mouth of the bottle."

Hearing what the man said, the guy went to smell it, and it smelled really good, with a scent of green lemon.

It's getting closer, and it smells more of gardenias,

So I sniffed a few more mouthfuls, but I didn't expect to feel trapped soon.

After the boy fell to the ground, the man began to operate normally, except for the mobile phone and change, the watch was not spared.

After completing a set of procedures, the man lit two cigarettes, one of which was sandwiched between the boy's index finger and middle finger. He didn't want to smoke, but hoped to wake up the boy in such a friendly way.

After all, after lying in the ice and snow for a long time, everyone is prone to get sick.

After half a cigarette, the boy felt hot, and after he got up, he chased after the man, but he didn't expect the man to not panic, but taught the child a good lesson:

"You also watch TV, surf the Internet, and read newspapers. You know that the world needs peace, and our environment needs harmony. It's okay to suffer a little bit. It's not worth your life. You still have a lot to go. How can you tell me? Say sorry and say you were wrong."

"Sorry, I was wrong."

The boy ran away after speaking.

The man looked at his black pistol and put it back in his bag.

Unexpectedly, the depressed young man didn't go far, and met a fat nun who was full of tricks: "Benefactor, you have a destiny with Buddha, please stay."

The young man glanced at the fat nun and planned to leave.After all, there is no pie in the sky.

Unexpectedly, the nun actually took out an amulet and said that she would give it to herself.

The boy was puzzled, so he took it over and looked at it carefully.

After all, there are too many smart people in this era, and obviously not enough fools.

The boy confirmed with the nun again and again whether it was free, and the nun also nodded to confirm that he would not take any money.

Unexpectedly, the young man acted like a good boy when he got a bargain, saying: "Then can you give me a few more dollars?"

"how much do you need?"

"how much do you have?"

Hearing what the young man said, the nun was stunned. She had never met such a stupid person before, so the nun took out all her belongings.

The nun took out more than ten amulets,

The boy didn't hesitate, after all, it was a gift, and the monks didn't talk wildly,

Unexpectedly, just when he was about to return home with a full load,

The nun finally showed her fox tail and blocked his way:

"How much incense money can you give me?"

"Didn't you send it?" the boy asked.

"Sponsor, this is an amulet blessed by 81 great masters, each costing 81 yuan. It can help you avoid disasters and avoid disasters, and turn bad luck into good luck."

Hearing what the nun said, the young man was upset, so he planned to return the amulet, but unexpectedly, the nun followed closely, and gave a second set of sales words:

"I can't pay it back. It's unlucky to pay it back, and it will bring blood and light to you and your family."

Hearing what the nun said, the boy felt that it made sense, after all, he had to think about his family, so he decided to run away with the money in his pocket.

"Benefactor, benefactor."

The nun ran behind.

The boy stopped, pointed at the nun viciously and said, "You are cursing my family!"

The nun didn't dare to say anything else, and only said: "Harmony saves the common people."

On the other hand, after completing an order, the man continues to look for the next target.

A believer who is evangelizing attracts the attention of men.

"I'm selling toilet water,"

After the man introduced his work, he began to take out the goods for everyone to taste.

As an experienced salesman, the man promised: "Everyone can give one for free. After all, they are fellow villagers. Just help me promote more."

Seeing that men are very good at coming and doing things, they didn't refuse any more.

After the three of them took the toilet water, the man said something like this: "Take a look, a bottle of toilet water has two flavors, the mouth of the bottle and the higher place, they smell different."

Hearing what the man said, the three old bachelors immediately became interested, picked up the toilet water and smelled it one after another.

The unique fragrance of toilet water also made several people full of praise.

Unexpectedly, the honest Mr. Zhao gave a different answer: "I have a cold, and I can't smell the fragrance."

"Tian Tian is fine too. It's pretty sweet."

While the man was communicating with Zhao, two men with normal sense of smell fell to the ground one after another, and the salesman seemed calm in the face of this sudden situation.

And the man quickly yelled at Mr. Zhao who was still unwilling to fall down: "Lie down too, lie down."

Mr. Zhao obviously has a temper, and in a fit of anger, he threw the man's toilet water into the snow.

The man looked at his toilet water, and then at the front of his eyes. Mr. Zhao, who didn't follow the rules, was very helpless for a while.

But the man obviously didn't want to waste any more time. After all, when it was time to harvest, after searching for two people, only Mr. Zhao was left.

And the man asked him to hand it over, but he didn't expect Mr. Zhao to lie down directly.

The man was puzzled, but Mr. Zhao quickly gave his answer.

"The Lord told us that we can't get something for nothing, come and read it."

"You have to thank the Lord." The man looked at Mr. Zhao, turned and left.

Saying goodbye to the lovely Mr. Zhao, the man continued to look for his next target, but he was stopped by an aunt after he hadn't gone far:

"Sir, I'm sorry to bother you. My old man is seriously ill. He needs money for hospitalization. He needs a lot of money. My family's savings are exhausted, and my children's money is also exhausted. My house is also sold. I have a gold bracelet here. You Take a look, and sell it to you at a lower price."

Facing the poor aunt in front of him, the man decided to help her. He took the bracelet and looked at it carefully. It was genuine, 99k pure gold,

But I didn't expect the man to run away in the next second.

Facing the sudden situation, the aunt did not panic, and immediately blew a whistle.

With the sound of the whistle, the man was quickly stopped. After searching, it was found that the man was still a fellow.

Just as the man was being searched, another unsightly colleague walked over,

These days there are obviously too many liars and not enough fools.

"Amitabha, benefactor, the nunnery is on fire, everything is burned, give me a hug, there are several people over there, they all need to hug you."

The aunt saw it, good guy, this is today I forgot to read the almanac when I went out today, and I met two people walking together, are you husband and wife? ! !

Then the aunt asked two friends to give the nun a good massage.

Why are there so many liars now, leaving no room for everyone,

After a serious positive education to the two, the three left,

But I never expected that these two fellow-men would actually start chatting,

Finally, a consensus was reached on cooperation,

It's just that in terms of personal living habits, we still need to continue to adapt.

In the dilapidated pigsty, the fat woman pushing toilet water sleeping in the same straw mat quilt is facing the young man,

He was sleeping soundly, and suddenly he smelled a very, very bad smell, which almost knocked him out and woke him up.

"Hey, brush your teeth."

Seeing how fat she was, he didn't dare to hit her.

silent all night,

The next day, the two began to work together. This time, the unlucky one was a big brother who was sitting on the pit, and fell straight down.

The man made a small request to the nun:

"Pull up your trousers."

"There is a difference between men and women."

The nun flatly refused.

The boy glanced at the fat woman, and felt that he had eaten something wrong in the morning, so he wanted to vomit?

"Then leave it alone."

"I only cook, not wash the dishes."

The nun glared at him,

That look was quite powerful, and it immediately made the young man shut up and dare not speak anymore.