Marvel's Don't Stop Me, I Want to Die

Seeing [Sunday]'s very serious expression (you can't see the expression with a mask on, but this is just a description), Dave swallowed, and then nodded firmly. He hoped that he could become a real A superhero, not a low-level hero who only wears strange clothes and posts blogs.

"We have investigated your identity since we discovered your identity." Stanley's voice became very weird through the voice changer. There was nothing that could be done about it. The bowtie voice changer had not yet been produced.

"Us? You mean there are other superheroes?" Dave looked surprised. It turns out that there are other superheroes in the real world, but a question arises, why don't they appear in front of the public?

"Yes, there are indeed some superheroes who have been fighting criminals silently." Stanley nodded slightly, but did not say that Big Daddy and Super Killer were just seeking revenge. After all, this might hit Dave. of positivity.

"Can I see them?" Dave always thought he was alone, but now he found that he was just a rookie hero.

"When you are qualified, you will be qualified to meet other people." Stanley shook his head slightly. Now is not the time to meet Big Daddy and Super Killer. The two of them don't have a good feeling about Kick-Ass. Kick-Ass is just a clown, especially Big Daddy, who thinks Dave might as well call himself Kick-Ass.

Of course, if Kick-Ass wasn't Stanley's friend, Stanley wouldn't want to meet him. After all, Kick-Ass's only characteristic is that he doesn't feel pain. Other than that, he has no advantages at all. Such a person will kill him. friends and family.

"When qualified?"

"Yes, my mission is to make you qualified, and then they will naturally want to meet you."

"how should I do?"

"If you want to hit someone, you must first learn to be hit!" Stanley said a line from an unknown movie, and then knocked Dave to the ground with two punches.

"You're doing a sneak attack!" Dave said angrily, covering his eyes. Did he also say that he would hit someone instead of hitting him in the face?

"Yes, I am a sneak attack, but after you become a superhero, you will encounter countless sneak attacks, so you have to adapt." Stanley would not tell Dave that he was just avenging private revenge. Who asked Dave to bring him with him every time? Look at Katie, and then keep raising your eyebrows for him, making you squeal!

If Dave knew about Stanley's psychological activities, he would definitely cry. Is this still a friend? But yes, if a prostitute shows affection in front of three singles every day, the beating will be light.

"Okay, keep going!" Dave snorted, staring at Stanley to prevent him from sneaking up again.

"Very good, that's it! Superheroes must have a heart that is never afraid!" Stanley said words that even he himself did not believe, and took the opportunity to seriously repair the life in front of him, huh , in fact, if he hadn't been so reserved, he might have become a prostitute instead of training a man here.

Thinking of this sad thing, Stanley became even more depressed. There happened to be a painless sandbag in front of him, so he could vent his anger. Well, I was kidding, Dave was his friend, how could he be like this?

  "Ahem, can you take a short break? My eyes are so swollen that I can't see anything anymore. I don't know what to tell my dad when I get back." Dave, whose eyes were red and swollen, said to Stanley depressedly.

He didn't know why [Sunday] kept hitting him in the face. Could it be that he was jealous that he was handsome? Well, maybe that's it, Dave comforted himself and said in his heart. .

When Stanley took a look, oh wow, it has really become a national treasure of China.

"Okay, today's venting, ah, cough, that's the end of training."

"You seemed to have said venting just now, right?"

"Really? It's your illusion. It seems that you have hearing problems. I will give you special training in the future."

In short, after about an hour of adjustment~, ah sneeze! ! ! Well, after training, Stanley helped Dave repair his black eyes a little to prevent him from being questioned by his father when he went back.

"So, today's training is over?" Dave looked at himself in the mirror and found that he couldn't tell that he was beaten unless he looked carefully.

"Yes, it's over. Well, I can't see you being beaten anymore. You really have the talent to be a superhero." Stanley encouraged him in case Dave didn't come tomorrow.

"Okay, let's see you tomorrow." Although he was beaten, in the end Dave found that he had indeed adapted to the process of being beaten, and was even able to fight back. It seemed that this training was still useful. (Poor kid, in fact, Stanley found that he had gone a little too far, and immediately let go of the water to give Dave a sense of accomplishment).

After Dave left, Stanley remembered that he didn't seem to tell Big Daddy and the others about Dave, so he called Big Daddy.

"Hey, kid, you finally remembered us?" Big Daddy's voice was filled with anger and worry.

"Haha, I went to San Francisco with my friends before." Stanley was slightly embarrassed. He seemed to call Big Daddy every time he needed it, but he didn't seem to make any calls the rest of the time.

"Forget it, talk to Mindy yourself, she's a little angry."

"Who is angry with him? I don't have time to be angry with him. I just ignore him." Mindy's voice reached Stanley's ears through the phone.

"I'll personally cook you a Chinese meal in a few days?" Stanley smiled slightly. It felt good to have someone caring about him.

"At least three meals!" Mindy said from the other side, swallowing.

In fact, after Stanley showed off his good cooking skills by chance last time, Mindy fell in love with the Chinese food made by Stanley. Of course, this Chinese food was slightly improved. Otherwise, as a pure American, Mindy and Big brother can't get used to it.

As for cooking, do you still remember the memory of Stanley gaining omnipotence in housekeeping? There are some memories about cooking in it. Although I can't compete with famous chefs, I can still make some delicious home-cooked dishes.

"OK, three meals is all! No problem at all. Oh, by the way, King Kick-Ass is already training with me. Let him meet you when he gets out of training." Stanley agreed to Mindy's request After that, I talked about Dave.