Marvel's Don't Stop Me, I Want to Die

The next day's newspapers and news seemed to have been taken over by the superhero Kick-Ass who was still protecting someone after being beaten violently. You could hear people talking about it wherever you went. Stanley really didn't understand why the whole world became like this when he opened his eyes.

Since he didn't have to train with Mindy today, Stanley agreed to Dave's request to go see comics together. He had already refused several times before, and if he refused again, he might not even be friends anymore.

"Hey, did you watch the news? Another superhero appeared." Marty was flipping through the comics in his hand, but he probably didn't notice the situation.

"That's right, a low-end version of a superhero." Todd casually flipped through a comic book and said without raising his head.

"Hey, that's not the problem, okay." Todd's words made Dave feel a little hurt. What is a low-end version of a superhero? He just doesn't have the money to buy more props. Well, that's it. wrong.

"I have to say that the new superhero's endurance is really strong." Stanley had also watched the news, so he knew that the other person had been beaten to a bloody head without even frowning, so he subconsciously thought that the other person was a tough guy.

"Maybe I just can't feel the pain." Dave heard everyone talking and suddenly wanted to reveal his identity, so he gave a little reminder.

"Hey, you won't say it's you, come on, Dave, we all know you." Marty said with a look of disgust.

"That's right, Dave, I grew up with you, and I know you don't have the courage." Todd also made a point.

Stanley nodded silently. He didn't believe that Dave would be the Kick-Ass King. After all, after getting along for so long, he knew all about the virtues of these three people. Super hero.

When Dave saw that none of the three people believed it, he was speechless. He thought that he would surprise you later, so he stopped talking. Todd and Marty, on the other hand, had a good laugh at their friend, and then changed the topic to a person who had just walked into the comic book house.

"Hey, look, Katie Dixmore, why is she here?"

"Wow, you have a great body. It would be perfect if you could be friends with a virgin."

"I don't think it's anything, it's very ordinary." Stanley looked at the other person and found that it was really ordinary. He said a casual sentence and was attacked by three people.

"You have such a high vision! Stanley, wake up, those girls won't choose people like us." Marty shook his head aside.

"Yes, you have to be realistic, brother, you belong to our side!" Todd also said insultingly.

"When did I belong to you? I am also a handsome man." Stanley immediately retorted. He was a handsome boy. There were so many girls in the magic club vying to spend the night with him, but he didn't agree. .

"Well, brothers, Stanley does not belong to our side. He belongs to the good-looking group." Dave added weakly to the side, shattering Marty and Todd's illusions.

"traitor!"

"Blast!"

While the four of them were talking and laughing, Katie, who was regarded as a goddess by the three Daves,

He walked to them step by step. Stanley raised his eyebrows at the three people, adjusted his clothes, and looked at the classmate named Katie.

"Hi, Katie, do you also like comics?"

"Ah, oh, I came to see Dave for something." Kate glanced at Stanley. Although she was a little surprised why such a handsome guy was with three nerds, she still said what she was looking for for her own sake. people.

"Are you looking for me?" Dave looked around to see if there was another person named Dave, but Katie looked at him, which made him very happy and surprised.

"That's right, classmate Dave Lezewski, I have something to ask you." Katie said directly, ignoring the surprised looks of people around her.

"Okay, then let's..." Dave was a little unbelievable, even a little bit indifferent.

Katie smiled slightly, obviously not expecting Dave to be such a shy person, but thinking about some of the news she had heard, shyness seemed to make sense.

"Can we go over there and talk? It's a small matter."

"Oh, okay, let's go then!" Dave looked at his three friends, then walked out tall and proud.

"That's a good slap!" Stanley touched his chin to relieve his embarrassment. It was really embarrassing.

Marty and Todd burst out laughing as bad friends. It was a good experience to see Stanley being ignored, so let's let Dave go for the time being.

"Hey, stop laughing, okay?" Stanley wished he could learn how to escape from the earth and disappear in an instant.

"Hey, Katie, do you like comics too?" Marty said this with an exaggerated expression, and then laughed together with Todd.

"This is a comic book house, OK, others still want to read books." Stanley was speechless for a moment. What kind of harm is this to friends? It just failed to strike up a conversation. There is no need for this.

"Okay, okay, let's stop laughing." Todd quickly grabbed Marty, but he still couldn't hide the smile on his lips.

"Oh, No! Can you two shut up?" Stanley felt a little angry.

"Okay, I'm sorry, Stanley, beauties have been ignoring us all this time. Today must be the first time you have been ignored." Todd quickly changed his expression.

"This shows that what I said is right, she is not a beauty." Stanley took a few sips of milk tea and muttered.

"OK, she's not a beauty!" Marty immediately added, and then almost laughed again, but luckily Todd pinched him quickly.

"Hey, look at Dave, he doesn't seem so happy." Todd changed the subject. Although he had been laughing at Stanley before, they were also paying attention to Dave, so they saw Dave's expression.

"Perhaps she is just looking for a best friend. After all, he is a very good target for girls now." Stanley maliciously guessed on the sidelines. After all, Dave has been rumored to be gay in school, and some girls want to find him. It's understandable to complain, girls don't really trust girls because they know each other.

"No way. If that's the case, Dave would be really miserable."