Return to Hokage with the League of Legends system

Welcome!? "You idiots! You have already said that you just looked at our super genius of the Iron Kingdom, Yagyukawa, but what about you? One actually said that he was hungry, and the other actually He said, "I am hungry even when I am careful. Is there any reason why I am hungry accidentally? Who are you kidding? Are you treating me like a monkey?"

A tall figure with an unusually burly body was constantly scolding the guys around him. The guys were of different shapes, some were very fat, and they looked like walking chamber pots. There was also a figure that looked like a walking chamber pot. stand up. Very tall, but he looks very thin, like a walking bamboo pole, and the other person has all the characteristics of these two people, with a big head, like a chamber pot, but his head The body below is very thin, like a bamboo pole with a huge watermelon stuck on the head, which looks extremely funny and weird.

Being scolded by the tall and burly man next to me, who looked like a leader, and who was fat and fat, like a walking chamber pot, he said with an aggrieved voice: "I don't know why I suddenly became hungry. To put it bluntly, you I never said you can’t be hungry when protecting Yagyu River!”

When the burly figure heard these words, he was trembling with anger. His thick armor was shaking, making a loud and clear sound. He held his throat and whispered, "Then did I say, Do you want to protect Yagyukawa well? Don't let her make any mistakes? Didn't I say that Yagyukawa is our only hope for the Iron Country? He is the only one who has obtained the true inheritance of the mysterious giant sword. Even we The samurai who respects the Kingdom of Iron the most has not received the true inheritance of the mysterious giant sword! Just a superficial knowledge?"

"You did say that, but you didn't tell us that we must follow Miss Yagyukawa every step of the way. You must know that she is a woman. If we see her going to the toilet, then don't we have to deal with it? Is he responsible? But when you asked the three of us to come over to be the escorts of the eldest lady, you didn't tell us that you wanted us to sell our bodies. I have already said that the three of us are not selling our bodies! You can't get our bodies!" The guard, whose body was as thin as a bamboo pole, said these words with a bit of shame and anger. When hearing these words from the bamboo pole guard, the other two guards were deeply dissatisfied. Stopped and nodded.

The tall and burly figure was now even more angry and trembling all over. The sound of bells kept ringing on her body. He himself was furious. Why didn't he think clearly about why he was so good these days? Why is a ninja so stupid? Moreover, Yagyukawa insisted on asking these people to be his bodyguards. What he didn't expect was that. These guards are so irresponsible. One is hungry, 5 is hungry and insists on eating the best ramen in Konoha Village, and the other guy who has no opinion actually says that his stomach is too Suddenly I felt hungry and expressed that I wanted to go out to eat together.

The other one was even more stupid. He said that he was going to poop in order to disgust the two guys who were eating. When he asked the two people who were eating if they wanted to eat, when they saw him pooping, the other two were eating. The guy was still brave, saying that he was not afraid of this trick at all, and he really followed the guy who pooped. Now the question is, if all three guards leave, then who will take care of Yagyukawa?

The answer is no one!

The truth is really like this. After everyone left, there was no guard to look after Yagyukawa. The eldest lady of the Iron Country, who had been taking care of and watching since childhood, no one was looking at him for the first time. It was Toru. He was completely having fun, wandering around and minding his own business. No, it was Uchiha Kaede's fault now.

You must know that Uchiha Kaede is really not a good person. He has always been meddling in other people's affairs. No one dares to meddle in his affairs. However, the eldest lady of the Iron Kingdom, the only hope of the samurai, has always been deeply loved. Yagyukawa, who had deep expectations, never believed in this evil, and went to provoke Uchiha Kaede. As a result, everyone saw it. He is still lying on the ground, not waking up, even slightly opening his eyes.

"Xu! Keep your voice down, there seems to be a strange sound in front of you, and the icon on my hand shows that Yagyukawa disappeared right in front! We must be extremely careful not to be discovered! Otherwise... ...That's just a surprise..."

"Pfft..." A loud and unpleasant gas came out, and the sound of a loud fart came from a fat man who looked like a walking chamber pot. He looked like, It seems that he didn't hear what the burly leader next to him just said.

"I'm sorry, when I was eating ramen just now, I ate a few more spiced eggs, so I couldn't help but fart. By the way, boss, what did you just say about the comer? Why did you tell us to be careful?"

"Ugh! Your farts are so smelly! How many spiced eggs did you eat? It's so smelly! It can't be more than 100, right?"

"No, there are so many, let me think about it, 123456789, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27 ,28 ,29 , 30, 31, 32, 33, 34, no, where did I just count? I have to count again,"

"Idiot! You just made a mistake in counting. Everything behind you is messed up. Count carefully. I have to see how many eggs like this I have eaten. I'm going to try." "Okay, then I'll count again. 123456789, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 20... By the way, what comes after 20?"

"Idiot! It's 21"

"Yes, I also said something seems not quite right, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, 33, 34, 35, 36, 37, 38, 39 ,40 ,41 ,42...43!"

"By the way, it turns out I ate 110 spiced eggs, no wonder they stink so much!"

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