I die like crazy in Dragon Ball

Allen looked at the task in front of him, with piles of black lines appearing on his forehead.

"Touch Beerus's dog head, time limit is three days, reward unknown, mission failed, random punishment."

Haha, you call this a low-level random side mission?

Beerus is the God of Destruction. Why on earth do you want me to touch his head?

Okay, even if he doesn't mind, why on earth should I touch his dog's head?

With his current strength, he can't even get out of the earth. Who knows where Beerus' palace is?

Even if I knew, I still couldn’t go!

There is a time limit to pay your sister back, this is an impossible task!

My half a million! !

It’s so fucking cheating…

I want to protest! ! !

Allen roared in his heart...

"Protest is ineffective!"

The cold voice of the system came, "This is a low-level random mission. Anything is possible. I can only say that the host is too unlucky."

Ah, Allen almost cried when he heard this. Is this random mission so cheating?

"What will happen if it can't be completed?"

"Random punishment."

"How to punish?"

"random."

Allen…

"Is it life-threatening?"

"No, if the host is afraid, it can spend 100,000 to avoid disaster. This system will randomly throw out punishments. It's hard to say who it will hit."

"Huh? Is this such a good thing?" Allen's eyes flashed with joy, but he immediately felt something was wrong.

I am going to be cheated out of my money again.

But the random punishment mission, who knows what it will be, he doesn't want this kind of punishment to fall on him.

After thinking about it, Allen asked: "Will it hit a good person?"

"Can't tell, random."

"Will it hit the flowers and plants?"

system……

"Will the host give up this mission?"

"Yes, I will spend 100,000 yuan to avoid disaster."

Allen sighed, it wouldn't work if he didn't give up.

"The host spent 100,000 yuan to avoid disaster and has the qualification to watch."

Before Allen understood what it meant, a picture immediately appeared in his mind.

In an ancient and deep palace, an animal that looked like a dog and a rabbit was lying on the bed with its arms stretched out.

Isn't this Beerus?

Allen's eyes widened, and then a gloating smile flashed across his eyes.

Unexpectedly, the punishment would eventually fall on this guy.

At this moment, more than ten rotten eggs appeared out of thin air and hit Beerus on the head.

Beerus' face was immediately smashed into pieces.

Hey!

Beerus opened his eyes quickly, then he covered his nose fiercely, screamed and threw himself towards the swimming pool outside, and jumped in.

Allen seemed to smell an extremely disgusting smell across the space...

The scene ends here, Eren can no longer see what will happen next to Beerus.

However, the opponent is the God of Destruction, and there is a fish that can predict the future. Is it really okay if the system is messed up like this?

Don't let Beerus track you down tomorrow and kill the earth with a casual blow...

"Don't worry, nothing will happen." The system confirmed.

Well, the system uncle actually promised it, and Allen stopped thinking about it.

Instead, consider what to do next.

Should I continue to draw a random mission, or should I practice and see.

He had already spent 600,000 yuan just now, and he still had about 2 million yuan left.

He lit a cigarette and took two puffs before deciding to smoke again.

"jingle!

Congratulations on getting the side mission:

Pat Kame Sennin's bald head hard. The mission is limited to three days. The reward is unknown, the mission fails, and the punishment is random. "

Allen…

What the hell!

Are all these tasks that cost money to extract so weird?

However, the completion rate of this task is quite high. According to the current plot, you can see Kame Sennin tomorrow.

Pat his bald head hard. According to the person's urine, there should be no problem.

Alan was finally comforted...

After checking the time, Allen planned to go to bed and get up to practice again tomorrow morning.

"Alan, come here and sleep!"

Inside the room, the bed has been made...

Allen looked at the house with only one bedroom and walked in helplessly.

At this time, Sun Wukong was lying on the bed rolling around, "Haha, this bed is so soft, it must be very comfortable to sleep on.

It's been a long time since I slept with anyone else. "

Bulma pointed to the mat on the ground, "Sleeping together? That's a good idea. Your bed is over there. Eren and I are going to sleep here."

Sun Wukong blinked, "Why can't we sleep together?"

"Because you are fourteen and a teenager."

Bulma brushed her teeth and washed her face to prepare for bed, and asked casually: "Wukong, where are your parents?"

Sun Wukong lay on the ground, supporting his chin with his hands and a blanket on his head, and replied: "I don't know, I was thrown on the mountain since I was a child, and my grandfather picked me up."

"Ah, I didn't expect you to be so pitiful. You must have been thrown away because you had a tail." Bulma said.

"Haha, it doesn't matter. Grandpa and I are living a good life." Sun Wukong smiled heartily without any concern.

Then he asked curiously: "Bulma, were you thrown away because your butt grew on your chest?"

Bulma was furious when she heard this: "How many times have I told you, that's not a butt. Also, I wasn't thrown away, I just sneaked out to find the Dragon Balls... Uh..."

Just when Bulma was talking happily, she suddenly discovered that Sun Wukong had fallen asleep with his eyes closed on the floor.

The little snorer was snoring loudly...

this bastard...

Bulma was speechless for a while...

When she turned around, she was even more depressed.

Allen did not take off his coat and fell asleep.

"Eren, don't you sleep in pajamas? Is that how you sleep?" Bulma asked.

Allen said calmly: "I am a mercenary, and it is my duty to stay vigilant."

Bulma could only shake her head and said, It's up to you.

Turning off the lights, she lay down next to Allen.

Allen was helpless. If he took off his clothes and slept in something cool, he might be exposed.

……

Deep in the universe, in Beerus' palace...

"Who! Who the hell did this!!!"

Beerus, who had taken on a new look, was so angry that he looked up to the sky and roared...

His sense of smell has always been very sensitive, and those rotten eggs just now almost killed him.

What made him even more angry and crazy was that he was the God of Destruction, and it was so embarrassing to be messed with like this.

The angel Weiss standing in front of him also had a serious look on his face.

"Lord Beerus, those rotten eggs traveled through space and appeared here out of thin air without alerting you and me. It seems that there are not many people who can do this."

Hearing this, Beerus calmed down. Indeed, even in his sleep, he has certain reflexes.

Besides, Weiss was not sleeping, and was guarding him not far from the palace.

There are really not many people who can do this without alarming Weiss.

I don’t know which bastard is pranking me...

"Go and call the prophecy fish." Beerus ordered.

After a while, the prophecy fish lying in the glass crystal came, and it murmured for a while.

Then he said solemnly: "Sir, I checked it out, and I only know that this matter is related to a man named Allen, and I don't know anything else."