I die like crazy in Dragon Ball

Outside Dragon Valley, Allen tied Asiu and Xiao Wu together with ropes.

"You, what do you want to do?" Xiao Wu twisted her body in fear.

"You, you don't have any bad thoughts about me, do you? Let me tell you, I have very strong racial concepts..." The wolf-headed man looked at Allen in front of him, with the same fear on his face.

"Shut up, everyone!!! If you make any more noise, I'll kill you."

your sister!

Allen wordlessly stepped forward and slapped Ash on the head, interrupting his words. Does this werewolf really have a sense of superiority?

When the two of them stopped talking, Allen smiled and said: "Don't worry, I won't kill you now, you are still useful."

Judging from the system's tasks, the system only requires defeating them, not killing them.

Therefore, Allen laid an ambush here and did not intend to kill these two people from the beginning.

In the original work, the three Pilafs were the early villains.

In fact, they are not too bad. In the end, they are just three funny wretches. They are insignificant villains and cannot change anything at all in history.

"Sister, what exactly do you want to do?" Xiao Wu calmed down first.

"Haha, brother is a little tight lately. Do you two have anything valuable on you?" Allen looked at the two of them up and down.

He was familiar with the plot and knew that Pilaf was a rich man. As his right-hand men, these two people must have a lot of money, right?

I don’t know if one million is enough?

At the same time, he felt helpless. In his previous life, he was a good socialist young man, but now he was forced by the system to rob.

Ugh……

"Brother? You said you are a man?" Ashiu asked in surprise.

Snapped!

As soon as he finished speaking, he was slapped on the head by Allen: "Don't worry about such inconsequential issues, the key now is, do you have money?

If you have money, you will survive, if you don’t have money, haha. "

Allen spoke word by word, making Xiaowu and Xiaowu tremble with laughter.

"Yes, yes! We have money, we have a lot of money in our pockets." The two said in unison.

"is it?"

Allen's eyes lit up and he started to fumble in their pockets for a while and found three boxes of capsules.

As for the money...

Allen looked at the banknotes of less than two thousand in front of him and was speechless for a while.

"Is this all you have? You don't even have a bank card?"

Allen raised the banknotes in his hand, almost doubting his eyes.

"Isn't that much? I can buy thousands of lollipops." Ashiu defended.

Xiao Wu also said heartbrokenly: "Yes, this can buy hundreds of ice creams."

Where did this bastard come from? He came to rob someone in the middle of the night. This was money he had saved for a long time to buy ice cream.

Allen felt a headache when he heard this, and he suddenly remembered that in the original work, these three people were abnormal.

The most awesome one was when grabbing the dragon, when making a wish, Xiao Wu asked for a box of the most delicious ice cream in the world.

And Asiu wants one million...

As for Pilaf, let alone mention it, he has never made a wish with Shenlong.

So sad...

What should we do now?

There is no money for these two things. Not only the task cannot be completed, but also the system functions cannot be activated for the time being.

Allen was a little unwilling, his face turned ferocious: "You really have no money? You won't hide your secrets, right? I'm telling you, if you don't see the money today, you will all die."

After saying that, he made a gesture of wiping his neck.

He still had a glimmer of hope, thinking that the two men might not be telling the truth, so he planned to scare each other again.

"Really, really not!" Ashiu was shocked.

"Pilaf didn't pay you wages?" Allen asked.

Xiao Wu looked upright and said, "No, we are loyal to the king, how can we ask for the king's salary?

This is a blasphemy against our faith! "

"That's right! Your Majesty is our God! Even if he has huge wealth, we won't want him." Ashiu also shouted loudly.

Got it!

These are two fanatical believers, no wonder they have never left Pilaf.

What should I do if I can’t get money now? Allen had a toothache.

No, what did you just hear?

Pilaf has huge wealth!

Then, is it possible...

Thinking of this, he asked: "How do you contact Pilaf? Ask your king to transfer money to me, and I will let you live."

"Ah, use capsule No. 10. There is a satellite phone to contact us. However, we are not sure whether the king will pay the ransom for us." Xiao Wu said a little frustrated.

Ash shook his head, "Your Majesty, I guess there's no chance of him dunking like that."

Allen didn't care what they thought and took out the satellite phone.

With Xiao Wu's cooperation, he called Pilaf.

"Hey, Xiao Wu, is there any good news? Have you found the dragon ball?" Pilaf's excited voice came from the other end of the phone.

Xiao Wu squeezed forward and said anxiously: "Your Majesty, we, we were caught, he, he wants a ransom."

"King Pilaf, save us!" Ashu also yelled anxiously next to him.

Pilaf on the opposite side was stunned. His subordinate was actually kidnapped?

"Who did this? How dare you kidnap my men? I'm going to kill your whole family!"

Allen took the microphone and said coldly: "Stop talking nonsense and transfer 500,000 to me quickly, or you can collect the bodies for them."

When the unlucky duo next to them heard this, their expressions instantly fell.

This kidnapper is so ruthless. He wants five hundred thousand, how could King Pilaf give it to him?

it's over... it's over...

Sure enough, Pilaf's furious voice came from the other end of the phone: "Fifty million? I won't give you half a million!"

When the unlucky duo heard this, their faces suddenly turned pale...

Allen's heart skipped a beat. Could it be that he wanted too much?

Also, Sun Wukong participated in the World's Best Martial Arts Tournament for the first time, and the prize for first place was only half a million.

Maybe money in this world is really valuable...

Just when Allen wanted to change the price, Pilaf on the opposite side spoke again: "Asshole! Are my two men, King Pilaf, only worth half a million? Doesn't that make people laugh at me, King Pilaf, that my men are cheap?

Very incompetent?

This king will transfer one million to you and let them go immediately. "

one million? ! ! !

Allen and the other three were stunned...

Allen felt like he had a bit of a windfall...

The unlucky duo burst into tears on the spot, the king is so kind...

After the shock, Allen reported his bank account number, and Pilaf happily transferred one million.

Allen didn't embarrass the unlucky duo and let them leave.

As soon as the two men left, Allen beat a wolf outside and hurried back after dragging it with him.

He wanted to go back early to see how to enable other functions of the system.

……

On the other side, after the unlucky duo were released, they quickly ran to the plane and drove off.

"Haha, luckily that person didn't know we had a plane, otherwise it might have been robbed." Ashiu said luckily.

"Well, I didn't expect King Pilaf to be so kind to us..."

The two were chatting, and the plane took off at high speed. At this moment, a young man with strange black hair suddenly appeared outside the plane.

In their horrified eyes, they kicked the plane away.

Bang!

The plane crashed to the ground, and the unlucky duo were thrown away...

clatter……

The weird black-haired boy landed outside the plane, it was Sun Wukong.

I saw him poke the plane with a wishful stick, and said with a depressed look: "So this is not a big bird."

He waited for Allen for a long time but didn't come back. He was so hungry that he couldn't hold it in and ran out.

After wandering around for a long time, he only found a centipede. When he saw the plane just now, he thought it was a big bird...