Naruto four-eyed owl

Under the bright sunshine, in the open space between the Daimyo Castle and the Machiya neighborhood.The four-eyed owl and Fatty Ah Dou knelt on their knees. Fat Ah Dou lowered his head and howled, covering his round face with his left hand to prevent others from discovering his fake crying.

The four-eyed owl lowered his head and glanced at the bandaged Long Xuan, and ordered: "Long Xuan close your eyes, just think of it as sleeping."

"Xiao, I can't sleep." Long Xuan squinted and said, "The sun is a bit dazzling..."

"Okay!" The four-eyed owl reached out and took the oil-paper umbrella, and opened it next to Long Xuan to block him from the sun.He asked softly: "Can you sleep now?"

"No problem, I'll just lie down and sleep." Long Xuan, who was lying on the ground, closed his eyes and said, "I wish your plan will be successful, Xiao..."

"I accept your good advice, Long Xuan." The four-eyed owl raised his hand, pushed up his glasses, and coughed a few times.Attracting Fatty Ah Dou's sideways glance, the Four-Eyed Owl said casually: "It's okay, I'll moisten my throat..."

After the four-eyed owl finished moistening his throat, he put his hands in the shape of a trumpet to his mouth and shouted loudly: "As the saying goes, you rely on your parents at home and your friends when you go out. Dear uncles, aunts, brothers, sisters, bosses..."

The four-eyed owl's loud shout immediately attracted the attention of the helpers in the Machiya neighborhood and the guards at the city gate.The four-eyed owl smiled and continued to shout: "The little man lives in the southeast of the Rain Kingdom. The clan members live and work in peace and contentment. Their parents are alive and well, and the brothers are in harmony. However, the sky is unpredictable, and the moon is waxing and waning..."

"Woohoo..." The four-eyed owl looked up to the sky with exaggerated movements and sighed. Then he put his hands on the ground and continued to talk nonsense with a choked voice: "The Fire Country saw us in the Rain Country. Under the leadership of the wise daimyo, the country was peaceful and the people were safe and the life was prosperous. The evil intention... actually started a war, it is really unscrupulous, everyone can kill it..."

Seeing people crowding around him, the four-eyed owl decided to work harder and said with tears: "With the ninjutsu and weapons of the Konoha ninja, the villain and his two brothers were lucky enough to survive the flames of war. Unfortunately, their parents and clan members died." We left, leaving the three of us brothers alone..."

"God is kind enough to allow three of us brothers to meet the ninjas from the Land of Rain. Thanks to their ninjutsu treatment, the three of us brothers are able to survive." The four-eyed owl looked around secretly and saw the helpers gearing up, feeling resentful. Unfair.Seeing women hiding their tears and sobbing, I felt very sympathetic.I sighed in my heart: "The folk customs are really simple... Hahaha... let me work harder and make this momentum bigger."

"As long as the Sannin of Konoha see me, with their cleverness and alertness, they will let me enter the daimyo's castle no matter what, and torture me... Bah... I'll have some good food and drink after questioning." With a smug look on his face. Xiao was suddenly stunned and muttered in his heart: "What if Jiraiya, Tsunade Hime, and Orochimaru didn't see it, then wouldn't my play be in vain? It shouldn't be so bad, right?"

The four-eyed owl shook his head, dispelled the speculation in his mind, and continued to make up nonsense: "The three of us brothers traveled a long distance and suffered a lot... We drank dew when we were thirsty, ate wild fruits when we were hungry, and slept in the open for more than 20 days. Fortunately, we came here Arrive at Yuyin Village."

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu His right arm is broken, and my skinny brother is even more miserable. He has multiple broken bones and injuries all over his body. Even eating and going to the toilet has become a problem... In order to raise money for my brother's treatment, I am willing to sell myself as a slave..."

"It's really hard on these three little guys!" The women onlookers wiped their tears and cursed uncontrollably:

"These guys from the Country of Fire really don't deserve a good death. They can only live a good life. They bully our Country of Rain just because they are a powerful country. They are really a bunch of damned beasts... wuwuwu..."

The women's curses immediately aroused the men's anger, and they also began to curse.Anyway, the sky is high and the emperor is far away, so you won't suffer any disaster if you curse a few times, so it is natural to use curses to relieve the resentment in your heart.

"The invaders of the Fire Country will die a good death. Hanzo-sama will definitely be able to drive these guys away..."

"As well as those dirt-eating guys in the north, Hanzo-sama will definitely be able to drive away these rock ninjas..."

"Don't forget the Kingdom of Wind in the southwest. Those sand ninjas are certainly no match for Hanzo-sama..."

Looking at the excited men and women, the Four-Eyed Owl frowned and murmured in a depressed tone: "Damn, why did it turn into a bragging convention for Hanzo the Sansho Fish? No, don't let the Sannins of Konoha not be attracted. If Yu Hanzo’s enemies come to you, then I will really feel like crying..."

"Everyone, please keep quiet..." The Four-Eyed Owl stood up, raised his arms and shouted: "I believe that Lord Sanshouyu Hanzo, under the leadership of our Rain Country Daimyo, will be able to drive away these three stinky bastards... …The Kingdom of Rain will surely win, long live the great name…”

After the words fell, the crowd watching the four-eyed owl and the three men shouted in unison: "The Kingdom of Rain will win, long live the great name..."

The crowd's shouts resounded throughout the world, drifting to all parts of Yuyin Village with the breeze.At this time, the four-eyed owl said to himself: "Such a big movement, not to mention the Sannin, even Sanjiao Hanzo should have heard it. By the way, why hasn't anyone come yet?"

Suddenly, a fat businessman walked forward, reached out and patted the four-eyed owl on the shoulder, praising: "Little guy, your righteous deed of selling yourself to save your brother moved me very much. I decided to buy you..."

"I'll give you this number..." The fat businessman held out three fingers and said with a smile, "What do you think?"

"Fat boss, you are too stingy!" the crowd of onlookers shouted: "Who doesn't know that you are the richest in the whole Machiya neighborhood? This kid values ​​friendship so much, so be generous and kind and give him more! "

"Now that you have spoken, I do like this kid." The fat businessman raised his finger again, shook it at the four-eyed owl and said, "Little guy, are you satisfied with this number..."

Looking at the fat businessman with a smile on his face, the four-eyed owl was confused: "You put up four fingers and asked me if I am satisfied or not? How do I know how much you paid? Fortunately, I am not really selling myself. When I look at your shiny face, A businessman with a big belly knows that he is not a good person. He actually plays this trick..."

The four-eyed owl said with snot and tears: "This fat boss, do you want to pay me four coins? Or forty? Or four hundred? Is it four thousand? Forgive me for being stupid, I really I can’t guess…”

"That's right. Fat Boss..." The crowd onlookers were reminded by the Four-Eyed Owl, and they immediately realized something was wrong, and started to shout, "Hurry up and tell me your price?"

"What are you making fun of? Why don't you go back to work in your own shop..." The fat businessman finished scolding the people around him with a sullen face, then reached out and grabbed the four-eyed owl's arm, and sneered: "Boy, if you know how to look, just come with me. , As for your two brothers? I will naturally make arrangements..."

Looking at the fat businessman who was taking things by force, the four-eyed owl rolled his eyes and cursed in his mind: "I'm not a woman? Is this damn fat man a shotacon?"