Naruto four-eyed owl

"Yu Ji, wait a minute." The four-eyed owl smiled at the girl in his arms, and then said to the shivering guard: "Brother, what do you think of what happened just now?"

Looking at the four-eyed owl with a smile on his face, the guard with liver and gallbladder shuddered in his heart, and asked with a trembling mouth: "What do you want? Let me tell you, my seventh uncle's eighth aunt's third aunt's house My daughter is the wet nurse of Her Royal Highness the Princess."

"Uh?" The four-eyed owl sneered, glanced at Yu Ji, then took a step forward and said to the guard: "Then what?"

The guard stepped back and leaned against the corridor wall, his hands falling involuntarily to protect his crotch.Both thighs were trembling, and the Adam's apple on his erection squirmed quickly. He said flatteringly: "I think you and Your Highness are a match made in heaven. Only a young and talented person like you is worthy of being with your beautiful and noble Highness." Together."

"Oh!" The four-eyed owl exclaimed in surprise, then nodded to accept the flattery, and then said with a smile: "Brother, guard, you have good taste."

Seeing that the flattering words had taken effect, the frightened guard became smoother and smoother as he spoke. He immediately complained to his lord without any hesitation: "It's true, my lord, you don't want to let such a good young talent go? You actually want to kill your Excellency. ...Hey...I was really drunk and drunk, and my brain was filled with water."

I saw that the guard had the audacity to speak ill of the great name of the Kingdom of Rain. After all, it was his father who gave birth to him.Yu Ji's delicate face showed a trace of displeasure, and she snorted coldly. Then she hooked her hands around the four-eyed owl's neck and shouted: "You treacherous villain, you have lost your mind."

Yu Ji's scolding words frightened the guard. For fear of offending the princess, he quickly raised his hand and slapped himself several times. Except for the first slap, which was quite loud, the other slaps were just invisible. It was raining, and apparently the guard thought the slap was too painful, so he did a few tricks.

The guard who pretended to slap in the face said hastily: "Your Highness, please forgive me. This villain is drunk too much and his brain is flooded. I am really confused. I actually slandered the wise and powerful Daimyo. Your Highness, please ignore the villain's fault and just do it." Did you treat the little one like a fart and let it go?"

"Giggle..." The guard's behavior made the four-eyed owl laugh involuntarily, and then advised the girl in his arms: "Yu Ji! This guard brother made a mistake, so don't hold on to him." ”

The four-eyed owl saw that Yuji was ignoring him, tilting his head to his chest and feeling depressed, so he shrugged his shoulders and sighed in his heart: "She is indeed her own daughter! Just now, the daimyo wanted to kill her boyfriend, and now her father is being killed by his subordinates. After scolding me, I felt unhappy... Sigh! Women are really full of emotions... defending their father? That's right, after all, he is the father who gave birth to him! Even if he is guilty, he can't turn a blind eye!"

Looking at Yu Ji who was sulking, the four-eyed owl sighed and said to the frightened guard: "Brother, originally, I wasn't even prepared to hold you accountable. After all, you were acting under orders, and you spoke very well. It’s pertinent, and I’m very happy in my heart.”

"But you absolutely shouldn't, you shouldn't offend Her Highness the Princess." The four-eyed owl shook his head regretfully and said helplessly: "Brother, guard, I will give you two options. The first one is, let's go through it. In one game, I will send you to find the other eight eldest brothers..."

"Ah..." the guard exclaimed, and retreated desperately, as if trying to break a hole in the wall supporting his back.He shook his hands repeatedly and said: "I can't do it! How can I let you take action? That's not a marble pickle press tank---overkill.

?Besides, I wasn’t familiar with those people, and I only had some contact with them at work. "

The four-eyed owl felt happy in his heart. He could not help but look at the guard with his eyes, and he praised in his heart: "This guy is almost as shameless as mine. He is so shameless! Wait until I tease you again..."

"Oh, brother guard, please don't lie to me!" The four-eyed owl said with a smile: "Aren't you all the children of the clan? You must have grown up playing together, how can you not be familiar with each other?"

"Your Excellency, how dare I lie to you?" the guard said with a bitter face: "Over the years, the number of clan members is almost a thousand. There are seven large branches, fourteen small branches, and some clansmen who have received fiefdoms. Don't mention it. Seeing as we work together, we are all descendants of the clan, but a few of them are locals from Yuyin Village, and I am an outsider."

Seeing the suspicious look on the Four-Eyed Owl's eyes, the guard emphasized: "Everything I say is true, don't you believe it? You can ask Your Highness the Princess. Every year, some tribesmen from other places come to Yuyin Village to study, and by the way, they work in the castle... …”

Looking at Yu Ji, who was sulking in her arms, and seeing her nodding, the four-eyed owl said: "Although the guard brother is not familiar with them, as an adult, he has done something wrong and should be punished accordingly."

"Second option, I won't do anything. Brother, guard, you can do it yourself." Staring at the trembling guard, the four-eyed owl said unbearably: "Brother, I don't want to do this to you, but you have offended the princess. Come on. , Don’t embarrass us men, which one do you choose, brother guard?”

After hearing the words of the four-eyed owl, the unhappy Yu Ji immediately felt uncomfortable, so she was stunned for a moment, and suddenly realized in her heart: "You are a big liar, you obviously want to make fun of others, but you actually ignored yourself and said I am a narrow-minded woman...hum..."

Thinking of this, Yu Ji reached out and grabbed the flesh of her chest and pulled it hard. The pain made the four-eyed owl grin.

The four-eyed owl whose trouble came from his mouth did not know that it was his words that offended his girlfriend, and that was why he suffered this painful pain.She mistakenly thought that Yu Ji was blaming herself for being too slow, and said depressedly: "It's really hard to raise a woman with a villain, that's all. Who made me a man?"

The four-eyed owl had a sullen face, breathing heavily through his nose, and said in a deep voice to the hesitant guard: "Brother, Her Royal Highness has urged you to choose one! Time is running out, how about I choose one for you, brother?" Already?"

"Your Majesty, you can't do it." The guard hurriedly shook his head and refused. After all, the miserable look of his colleague lying on the ground could be seen by turning his eyes.The guard didn't want to be like that, so he smiled awkwardly and said in a low voice: "Don't bother me, sir. I'll do it myself, I'll do it myself..."

After saying that, the guard turned around, put his hands on the wall of the corridor, and hit his head against the wall like a wooden fish. Although the collision was quite fierce and the sound was quite loud, the guard just happened to Not dizzy, just a blush on my forehead, not even broken skin.

"Oh, I fainted." After the sneaky guard said this, he squatted down unsteadily, lay on the ground and pretended to be fainted. He didn't even want to fall straight down. It was really fake. No more lies.

The guard's act of pretending to be stunned immediately made Yu Ji giggle, and the four-eyed owl was even more stunned. He felt ashamed and said in his heart: "Talent! What a talent! There is such a talent under the daimyo. I lost."

"Owl." Yu Ji recalled the four-eyed owl, stretched out her hand to cover her mouth and said with a smile, "Let's go, my father will catch up later."