A Little Thing in the Marvel Universe

"Okay, I'm just here to make a guest appearance. After all, the author gave me the money. He asked me to tell you that for the effect of this chapter, he wrote a lot of English and Deadpool jokes, and the rhythm requirements are relatively high, so he always That said, I hope you will bear with me. But he is so stingy! He only signed a contract with me for one chapter. You know how tight my schedule is! So I have to add, it’s all a big deal! Anyway, if your English is good enough , has a strong sense of rhythm, and the Marvel memes are so fun, you will have a great time reading this chapter! If you haven’t passed CET-[-], no one in the KTV will want to listen to you sing, and they have never watched mine. Personal movie, then...whatever, why don't you hurry up and study! Now! are you ready?"

Yo, yo, drop the beat~

Hey!How are you guys? My name is Deadpool~

So you should know that I am a warrior~

But the author is so damn shameless at all~

If you can't torture him, how can you be a man again~

you know, actually, i'a teenage girl!Actually, she is still a little girl, so shy

You wrote me into a book and completely ignored the copyright~

I don’t understand your life, have you ever thought about losing face~

If you weren't pitiful, you'd be a doctor who couldn't graduate~

I really want to scold you, you are just a Bichi!

i know~i know i should watch n~guage~

i have to kiss girl with that! Da! uth! ~

so i say son of a, you say biscuit!

son of a——

biscuit!

son of a——

biscuit!

i say son of a, you say biscuit!

son of a——

biscuit!

son of a——

biscuit!

At this point in the story, I feel a little strange~

A bunch of bastards paid me to kill a girl~

They are a group of perverts called Hydra~

But I’m Deadpool, and I’m just blind to money~

I feel like a freak when I put on my red tight~

But it looks really cute when paired with a maid uniform~

Readers are all praising me, I just want to praise~

But if someone really believes it, I can only say shit~

so i say deadpool you say god!

deadpool——

god!

deadpool——

god!

i say deadpool you say god!

deadpool——

god!

deadpool——

god!

oh! canada! yes! Let me see your hands!

I don’t like New York, due to having conscience~

But you can kill people today, so rry christs ~

This little girl is quite rich, and she actually lives in nhattan~

I suddenly felt very bitter because I was fooling around every day~

I took out a card with her name written on it~

Ouch~ I’ll go~ This name is so shameless~

If I read them all once, it will ruin my rhyme~

But if someone disses me, I will definitely give him a slap~

so i say Belle%&a;a;a;a;a;a;a

you say hell!

Belle*@&a;a;a;a;a;a;a;a;a;! ……$?……@??～

hell!

Belle? 》??@! (&a;a;a;a;a;a;a;a;a;……~

hell!

i say Belle%@??*&a;a;a;a;a;a;a;a;a;（）@?@ you say hell!

Belle! ????%&a;a;a;a;a;a;a;a;a;*(~

hell!

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hell!

Toilet time, drink water and take a break.Where do you want to drink water?What kind of water do you want to drink?Oh God, for the sake of the X-Men, what are you thinking?Are you a pervert?

Standing outside her window, ready to say doo to her

But I was distracted for a moment, and I really wanted to hear wh

Suddenly I realized that I don’t love hiphop~

Recently I am preparing for a transformation and fell in love with coun~try and rock~

What's wrong today? I've been singing all the time? ~

So that’s it, the author went to the concert and didn’t want to take me with him!

This singer’s surname is Chen and his name is eason~

But when it comes to celebrity Chen, I only believe in Edison! ~

No one should think wrongly, because he is handsome~

But I'm a deadpool and it's weird if you don't want to be wrong~

so i say lonely, you say christs!

lonely!

christs!

lonely!

christs!

i say lonely, you say christs!

lonely!

christs!

lonely!

christs!

ok, ok, let’s go too far, cough, cough, let’s come back to it!

Just for this name, she should die at least [-] times~

I have to read it again when I have nothing to do, and how much time I wasted! ~

But looking at the photos, I feel a bit pity~

Is she a colleague of Vanessa's because she looks so upright? ~

I'll just lie outside the window and take a look inside~

Ouch~ Oh my god~ Why didn’t you close the curtains when you took a shower~

Although ~ I know ~ Hydra paid the ticket ~

But, how could you kill such a girl?

This idea seems particularly gender discrinan~

But now I’m so confused that I feel suffocan~

I know life is too short to just care about ney~

But I don’t think she could scream honey when she saw my face~

Oh, my God, what on earth was I thinking? ~

If you don't get this thing sorted out, why would you have the nerve to go home? ~

sorry ~venessa~ i know~ you are hot~

but she ohcanada her body's a killer~

so i say hot you say killer!

hot!

killer!

hot!

killer!

i say hot you say killer!

hot!

killer!

hot!

dog!

Hey!The one who talks about dog, primary school students cannot read this chapter

I'm going to give her some time to clean up~

By the way, I called to inform you that the price for this job must be raised! ~

Why don't these grandsons of Hydra always answer the phone? ~

Do you dare to send me to your voicemail? Believe it or not, I will kill your whole family? ~

so i say……

"Oh, hi! I didn't disturb your sleep, did I? I'm really sorry, but you actually made me wait 42 seconds before answering the phone! Did you just finish watching "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" and pinch your watch to trick me?"

"Who are you asking me? Ha! Since you asked sincerely, I will tell you mercifully! In order to prevent no one from being able to increase the popularity of the X-Men after Wolverine dies, in order to make money to support Ryan... Reynolds’s soon-to-be-born child will show his true nature of divorcing the Black Widow but also trying to disrupt the Avengers. The cutest Marvel character in the whole kindergarten is me, Wade Wilson. My enemies and friends call me Deadpool, but look You are so cowardly, so as not to scare you into tears, you can call me by my name."

"You still don't know who I am? You're lucky. I'm pressed for time today, so I won't destroy your fragile nerves. I know a great doctor. He cured Mrs. Bennet's nerves and caused Jane's death. ·Austen had to rewrite "Pride and Prejudice" and he cured my cancer! I'll give you his phone number. Oh, I'm sorry, I just killed him two days ago. Give you 2 minutes, let the guy in the suit You idiot, call me back or I'll send you to hell to see a doctor! Bye."

"You actually dislike my verbosity? Come on, weren't you writing this just to fill up the word count? Look at your bad reputation, Mr. Moriarty, do you give people a job and call yourself a teacher? Tony... Stark is the teacher, okay? Kevin Spacey is the teacher, okay? Hey, hey, don't cry, don't cry, I'm sorry, I didn't know you liked him. I just don't understand what you like about him? With that figure and appearance? Can it compare with Ryan Reynolds? What? Temperament? Look at my face carefully, look at my eyes, hey, hey, yes, right here, eyes, tell me What is temperament? Huh? You actually called me back so quickly? I told you that I just didn’t answer. I had to wait for 42 seconds, just to make him feel what it means to be irritated! How about we talk about my next time? When will there be any more scenes? Let me tell you, the heroine is 175cm, and even barefoot is taller than the kid who plays Spider-Man (Holland's official height is 173cm...) How would she look if she puts on high heels? As "Running Man" See? Are you going to write a turban for him? He is so handsome, wearing a turban is a waste. Stop it, why are you 23 and running around. I tell you, he deserves it if he copies my uniform idea. He doesn’t grow taller. . Okay, it’s not even 42 seconds yet, but I have to answer the phone.”

"i'sorry, the old deadpool can't e to the phone right now. why? oh, ce he's y teaching the author how to pick the perfect significant other for the girl! Oh, I'm so sorry, the old deadpool can't now Answer the phone. Why? Oh, he's busy teaching the author how to properly find a partner for a heroine."

"The so-called phone call can be hung up, but the spider must be short! Look at my height of 188cm, am I suitable? Huh? He called again. Forget it, I'll talk to him first, and I'll talk to you later."

"Hi, my dear old man. I was just looking for you. Why didn't you tell me this girl was so upright? I told you that such a goal requires extra money!"

"Who says it's not? I also think it's very unprofessional to do this, but are you talking about professional ethics with me? Have you watched too much "Pleasant Goat"?"

"I didn't expect it. What a coincidence. I also love watching Hello Kitty."

"Oh, no, this really can't be done. Even if you are Hello Kitty, you will have to pay more for this. This is so serious that I almost cheated."

"Listen, I'm telling you one last time! If you don't add the money, I swear to Tim Miller, I will kick your ass with the toe of my boot!"

"What? Did I just say 'finally'? You must have remembered it wrong."

"So good! Bye!"

"Oh, so much money that I love most, I'm so happy! Oh, I can't die, yohohohohohohoho! Anyway, think about it carefully. If I can't appear more, there's nothing you can do. I know where you live, Don’t worry I won’t kill you, bece i get so soft spots. you kickout of the next chapter and you will learn in the worst way that i have so hard spots too. that ca out wrong. or did it?”

"I'm going to do something serious first, and we'll talk when I get back. Cue the sic!"

Yo, yo, drop the beat!

Under the bridge in front of the door, a group of ducks swam by~

Deadpool, hurry up and finish your work and go home early~

It's a day of hoeing, and sweat drips from the grass.

The enemies are in front of me, and I have to attack them all~

Little white rabbit, white and white, with two ears standing up~

Damn it, the writer and director, for always making me forget to bring my bullet bag~

What can I do if I forget to bring bullets~

I only rely on my strong body to kill a girl~

I am the father of venessa's son! ~

dad! ~

He is his son's father! ~

dad! ~

What am I his son for? ~

What? ~

yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah~

No matter what kind of romance you usually have, no matter what kind of romance you have in your own imagination, there will always be someone who makes you want to settle down and say with her, Happy Valentine's Day, Happy Spring Festival, Happy Women's Day, and Lent Happy Thanksgiving, Happy Halloween, Happy Thanksgiving, Happy Holidays, Merry Christmas.Oh venessa, I swear I only have you in my heart!So, I'm going to kill your love rival now!

Give me a handsome broken window entry! ~

Come in, come in! ~

Now I can simply subdue the dragon and subjugate the tiger! ~

Tiger tiger tiger tiger! ~

After doing this job, you no longer have to make ends meet! ~

Out, out, out! ~

yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah~

Hey, I said, are you looking down on me by pretending like this? ~

Why are you talking so much nonsense all day long? ~

As a Marvel character, you wear a T-shirt with Harley Quinn on it,

It’s just intentional~ to cause trouble for the author! ~

Can you stop shaking those legs? ~

Legs, legs, legs~

Do you know that this is a foul? ~

Rules, rules, rules~

I advise you to give up your resistance and shed some tears~

Tears, tears, tears~

I will cut off your spine with one clean stroke! ~

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! right up in street!"

"It is indeed the same as on International Women's Day, but how did you know? You actually peeped on me! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahahahahahaha! There is a pervert! You actually want to see all the cute me? You are such a person Scum!"

"Why do you know how to do everything? If the director of the

"Hey, hey, hey, no fighting here, you're a girl, be a little more reserved!"

"Oh, my arm! How cruel you are to it!"

"bad deadpool."

biaji~