Konoha Two Blockbusters

Uzumaki Naruto was indifferent to the threats of his younger brother Namikaze Naruto, and Namikaze Naruto did not want to call her sister, and neither party was willing to change their names.

Then, at the suggestion of Namikaze Naruto and witnessed by Jiraiya, they compromised with each other. From now on, the siblings would call each other by their last names.The inspiration for Namikaze Naruto comes from the bespectacled beauty Shiho, an intelligence expert in the plot, who always calls Uzumaki Naruto "Uzumaki".

However, Uzumaki Naruto prefers to call Namikaze Naruto "Wind Wave" because "Wind Wave" and "Uzumaki" are synonyms and match the names of the two.

Namikaze Naruto said: "I don't know much, so don't lie to me. What kind of synonym is this?"

Uzumaki Naruto said forcefully: "Look, the whirlpool involved in something, and the storm involved in something, do they mean the same thing?"

Namikaze Naruto didn't bother to argue with her: "As long as you are happy."

Jiraiya found it interesting: "It sounds fine, but I always feel like something is wrong."

Uzumaki Naruto thought again about asking Jiraiya to guide his younger brother in training.Although she was dissatisfied with Jiraiya's teaching attitude, as a person who experienced it personally in her previous life, she had to admit that Jiraiya's teaching level was still very high.

Jiraiya often hit the point of practice with one or two incisive words, making her suddenly enlightened.Even a fool like her can teach students according to their aptitude.Of course, she would never admit that she was a fool in her previous life.

So she had the attitude of sharing good things with her brother, as if offering a treasure:

"Sexy Sento, Grandpa Hokage said to give us a month to improve ourselves. This month, can you teach my brother seriously?" Uzumaki Naruto emphasized the word serious.

She had practiced with Jiraiya for more than three years in her previous life, and now she was very powerful, so she was not in a hurry to continue to let Jiraiya teach her how to practice.Just give the opportunity to your younger brother to improve your younger brother's strength.

"Ah~" Jiraiya took a sip of sake, "Even if you don't tell me, I will accept you as my disciples."

"Don't make the decision for me without permission," Namikaze Naruto said sternly, "Please allow me to refuse."

"Uh, why? Although he is an old and crooked pervert, he is really a very, very powerful ninja. Being able to accept the guidance of a Sannin is a good thing that many people can only dream of. You will make a lot of money."

Uzumaki Naruto believed that she had the most say in this regard.I recall that after Class [-] became disciples of the Sannin in their previous life, they all underwent radical changes three years later.

"Ahem, the previous words are unnecessary," Jiraiya felt that his dignity as a teacher was about to be ruined by Uzumaki Naruto, so he said to Namikaze Naruto, "Your father is my disciple, and your mother is half. You...your sister is also my disciple now, what reason do you have to refuse?"

Namikaze Naruto asked: "What are the three forbidden ninjas?"

Uzumaki Naruto in this life is not a scumbag, she blurted out: "Money, wine, women."

Jiraiya, who was drinking, was stared at by both siblings, and his old face turned red.

"What are you looking at? It's not that ninjas can't drink. It's just that it's best not to drink before the age of 20. It's best to drink less after the age of 20. Drinking too much is not good for your health, so you have to stop in moderation. It's okay to drink some sake. As for women, in this world There are only men and women, what’s wrong with being interested in women?”

Naruto Namikaze pretended to sigh: "As a son of a human being, I dare not forget the teachings of my parents. My mother told me to maintain good living habits and a positive attitude towards life, to pay attention to the three taboos of ninja, and to be careful of Jiraiya-sensei."

He looked excited and patted the table: "What does this mean? This shows that in the eyes of his mother, Jiraiya is equally harmful to the three forbidden ninjas that corrode the body and mind of ninjas. He is the incarnation of the three forbidden ninjas. "

He said shamelessly: "As the saying goes, those who are close to vermilion are red, and those who are close to ink are dark. If a good boy like me, who is as pure as a white lotus, worships him as a teacher, what should I do if he learns badly? This will let down my parents. The expectation.”

"This...what you said makes sense."

Uzumaki Naruto thought of his past life experience and hesitated for a moment: The lustful Sennin often spent all my mission fees to drink with beautiful women. He is indeed the incarnation of the three forbidden ninjas.Should he insist that his younger brother become Jiraiya's disciple?What if my brother really gets into bad habits?It's a miracle that I wasn't poisoned by a lustful immortal in my previous life.Sure enough, it's because my heart is as pure as a white lotus.

What, you mean the art of seduction?Uzumaki Naruto said that she didn't know, at least she hadn't used it in this life, who knew?

Jiraiya's face darkened: "That's bullshit. Your parents died on the day you two siblings were born. Where did the earnest teachings come from? Don't tell me that they taught you in dreams. You can't even find a credible reason for it. "

"Don't tell me, my parents really taught me, but the quotes were written in the diary," Namikaze Naruto stood up and left, "Wait a minute, I'll show it to you. I originally wanted to find a chance to show it to Uzumaki later. of."

Jiraiya felt so heartbroken: "Kushina doesn't trust me so much. Doesn't she understand what kind of person I am? She doesn't want to think about who taught her husband to be an outstanding man."

"It's because I know your character that I don't trust you," Uzumaki Naruto said with admiration: "As expected of my mother, she is truly a wise wife and mother with foresight and insight."

Soon, Namikaze Naruto took out the small box containing the diary from the bedroom and pushed it down in front of Uzumaki Naruto:

"Well, it's all here. You are qualified to see it. Our parents wrote it for Naruto to read, but they didn't expect to give birth to two Narutos."

Naruto Uzumaki picked up the diary numbered 1 and looked through it roughly.Because I won’t be able to finish it in a while, so I’ll take a closer look when I have time.She saw a lot of torn marks and criticized dissatisfiedly:

"Why did you tear up a lot of content? You don't cherish your parents' relics too much."

Jiraiya suddenly said: "The content torn off must be related to practice."

"You actually know?" Namikaze Naruto raised his eyebrows.

But he felt relieved when he thought about Jiraiya's relationship with his parents.

Jiraiya showed a reminiscing expression: "If I hadn't seen these diaries, I would have almost forgotten it."

"Twenty years ago, after Minato returned from a mission in the ancient country of Loulan, he suddenly asked me about my writing skills. He has always liked the books I wrote..."

Naruto Uzumaki looked like his idol had been shattered, and exclaimed: "What? My father actually likes to read the pornographic books you wrote? Impossible. You are slandering the Fourth Hokage."

"Don't interrupt, what he likes to read is "The Legend of the Enduring Ninja". Your names come from the names of the protagonists in the book," Jiraiya continued, "I thought he was looking after me as a part-time writer. I didn't expect him to tell me I said I wanted to write a diary..."

Namikaze Naruto smiled knowingly: It turns out that these diaries were not written on that day, but made up based on memory.The Chinese language teacher in my previous life in junior high school assigned me weekly diary assignments. I seemed to rarely write a diary on the same day. I would only start making up the diary one or two days before the assignment was due.

When Naruto Uzumaki heard the sensitive word "Loulan Ancient Country", his heart skipped a beat: "What does that mission have to do with his desire to write a diary?"

Jiraiya looked deeply at the siblings: "Minato said that he dreamed that his future son complained to him that it was troublesome to write the secrets of ninjutsu in a diary. It would be more convenient to write them directly in a ninjutsu scroll. But Minato thinks that a diary is a good idea. Idea, not only can you teach ninjutsu practice, but you can also watch more on behalf of your parents! Prestige official account: hhxs665