Are you sure it's Pokémon

In the current situation, Lu Ming seems to be in the biggest dilemma in more than [-] years.He was confused and hoped that someone would come and save him, but he didn't want anyone to come and see her naked state. Whether he expected it or not, no one came now anyway.

The scene now is that Lu Ming is alone in the wilderness somewhere, looking up at the starry sky, with tears streaming down his face. This scene is really sad for everyone who sees it, and tears for those who hear it.Lu Ming seemed to have seen tomorrow's headline news, "The girl who lost her footing was naked in the suburbs. Who did it cause?" 》A big title, and a picture full of mosaics next to it,

This issue has caused a new craze on the Internet. Of course, the biggest question is what the so-called lost girl looks like under the mosaic. Asking for the truth, asking for high-definition porn, and asking for seeds.

Let’s not consider this issue for now.

Now our protagonist, Lu Ming's current situation is that he started to recite the incantation in front of a haystack that he worked tirelessly to create, and then slashed onto the haystack with a dragon slash.

With a "bang", the haystacks splashed out in all directions, and soon they were extinguished.

Damn, powerful skills are also a tragedy. I originally wanted to light a fire, late at night.The naked body is very cold! !I thought I could use skills to light a fire, but this turned out to be the case.

What should we do now?

Making fire by drilling wood, damn, this is so unscientific!I remember once, when I was idle, I tried to drill wood to make fire. After spinning for more than an hour, my hands were bloody and I couldn’t see any flames. It was so frustrating. So what should I do now?

Should I, Lu Ming, freeze to death here? This is too tragic!I have read so many novels and watched so many protagonists. Is there any protagonist like me who froze to death because it was too cold to be naked in the wilderness? Is this still summer? , it is probably unprecedented. I don’t know if anyone came later.

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Shen Xingyue felt very pained. She felt very pained now. She had to repeat important things twice.

As for the reason for the pain in my balls, let’s start with meeting three aunts yesterday.

I remember that day, there were three very beautiful aunts inexplicably. Shen Xingyue thought that things were about to change. You were freed from the boring life of more than ten years, and you started to push the rhythm of the cool and crazy, toppling the sky. Three aunts created the Harmonious Crystal Palace. If there must be a time limit for this matter, I would like it to be 3 years.

Of course, the ideal is plump, but the reality is skinny. I went to sing K with three aunts, and they actually skipped the bill. This made me doubt that I had met a legendary liar. I think I am a good boy and a determined person. The party's only mass line, the important thought of Three Represents, a red-minded and strong-willed person, the protagonist of the new century, and the successor of socialism.How could you do such a thing as evading the bill?Of course I calmly took out my wallet, only to find that there was only 3 yuan and 47 cents left in the wallet. When I poured out the remaining 9 yuan and 47 cents from my wallet, I took a look at Shen Jianhui and found that he had betrayed the party and the country. , betrayed the revolutionary cause and fled shamefully.

I was left alone there. I looked up and saw someone who looked like a ktv administrator. He made a phone call with a smile, and then a few big and thick men walked out of there and beat me up. I woke up, and I don’t want to recall what happened next for the rest of my life. It was so terrible. Afterwards, I found out that the iPhone 6s I bought two years ago and my psv were gloriously sacrificed in that battle. I suddenly felt that I His life is full of darkness and not bright at all.

However, the unfortunate thing was not over yet. When I was walking home wearing the only clothes I had left, I passed by a dark alley and saw the legendary situation: a gangster molested a beautiful woman. At that time, Shen Xingyue The psychological activity is like this, the development of the plot is not quite right!There's a problem with the order. Wasn't it agreed that the golden finger would come first, and then the plot of beating up the gangster and saving the beautiful woman would lead to a palace?Now that I haven't got the golden finger yet, what will happen if you let a beautiful woman get molested by a gangster and I stand next to her?

What kind of rhythm is this? As a man, I must save morally and emotionally, but my body and reason tell me that it will be useless if I rush forward. However, this is not a question of whether it is useful or not, but a question of a person's personality. Regarding the issue of principle, I searched around to see if there was any weapon I was good at. I was lucky enough to find an artifact.The name is: Brick.

Shen Xingyue compared the strength of the enemy and ourselves. The opponent: there are three people, while we: there is only one, and in terms of physique: the height of a third-class disability and a figure with no muscles at all, while the opponent: each one is more than 3 Mi 1, there is even a person who is over 7 meters tall. Seeing his bulging shoulders and thick thighs, the gap between the strength of the enemy and ourselves is too big, so we can only outwit him. When Shen Xingyue was planning to outwit, the opponent 1 A gangster seemed to have discovered him.

When Sun Xinyue saw that the three people across from her had noticed her, she didn't care about it. She picked up the brick and yelled to let go of the girl.At this moment, he was not fighting alone. At this moment, Zhou Xingchi, Ah Xing, and Zou Xingzu were possessed by their souls. Sun Xinyue's momentum also increased countless times. Shen Xingyue actually had a magical weapon in his hand at this moment. Feeling brave and invincible, I rushed forward. As a result, Banzhu didn't hit any obstacles during the flight and hit the ground straight. When I saw Banzhu lying on the ground, there was no trace of bricks at all. Shen Xingyue felt like she was hit by something. She slowly raised her head and saw three grinning faces. What followed was a violent storm that was more violent than the one at the KTV. However, Fortunately, the unknown girl seemed to take this opportunity to escape, but the result was tragic. Our classmate Shen Xingyue received another beating because the three gangsters needed to vent their anger. Fortunately, they only vented their anger. That's all, I haven't leaked any other weird stuff yet.

It started to rain at the right time, and it was getting heavier and heavier.In the rain, Shen Xingyue, who had spent all his strength to get up from the ground, could only shout to the sky to make the storm more violent!

Shen Xingyue finally returned home in the rain. Because of the injuries on his body and the lost mobile phone and game console, he was scolded by his family. The scene with that guy: from dinner to 12 o'clock in the middle of the night, continuously Six hours of indiscriminate bombing, bombing in turns, intermittent bombing, all-round bombing without blind spots.

After the baptism of this bombing, classmate Shen Xingyue suddenly understood the true meaning of life and looked up to the sky and sighed: "Dad, Mom! Am I your biological child? Why do I get scolded again every time I come back from being bullied? I will be beaten again when I come back. Are you sure I didn’t pick it up from a trash can... Ah! God... Oh, life!" See more!Prestige official account: hhxs665