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Chapter 62: There is nothing that a Doudizhu game cannot solve

The room was full of old equipment piled randomly. Lu Ming observed some details. There were blood stains and some yellowing traces of being contaminated by unknown liquids in many places in the room. Whether it was these blood stains or traces of being contaminated by these liquids. They are all old and new. Just like the tennis ball in front of Lu Ming's left, there are some new signs that have not yet dried.

There were seven people connected to Lu Ming in the room, two women, one person who was not a girl, and three men. After Lu Ming stood still, he began to observe. This person seemed to be suffering from chuunibyou, sitting like an emperor. Man on chair made of sports equipment.

This man has yellow hair, a nose ring on his nose, his brows are knitted together, one hand is against his chin, and the other is stroking the girl under him like a puppy, with his mouth He was holding a bottle of yogurt in his mouth and looked a bit like a school boss.

Lu Ming noticed that one of the two girls at the scene was the girl he met in the alley. Combining the ubiquitous traces in the room and the strange smell mixed in the air, it was not difficult to imagine this girl. Because of his relationship with the man in front of him, it is not difficult to deduce the reason why he was brought here.

After looking at the girl who was lying like a bitch under the yellow-haired man, Lu Ming suddenly had a strange feeling. There are always people who live in a different world from you.

"This big brother from school? What do you want to see me for?"

Lu Ming asked, but the big brother-looking Huang Mao just raised his eyelids slightly and stood up slowly. He kicked the girl under him away and took a few steps closer to look at Lu Ming with his eyes widened.

Lu Ming didn't panic at all when people looked at him like this. The so-called "not panicking" when he knew what he was doing was probably like this. Lu Ming responded to Huang Mao's gaze without changing his gaze. I wonder if it was when someone was eating. I ate too much soy products, and in this case I farted. . . . .

Lu Ming had stronger senses and turned back to look at the guy, regardless of gender. Under Lu Ming's gaze, the man couldn't help but let out another fart. What do you say about this fart? It was quite long. It was quite long-lasting, and it was so long that there was even white smoke billowing up from behind the man.

The yellow-haired boss seemed to be disgusted with the smell of farts. The frown he originally frowned became even tighter. He walked past Lu Ming and came to the guy who was neither male nor female. He looked at the guy condescendingly for a while. Lu Ming was feeling Boring didn't expect that Huang Mao suddenly lifted his foot directly to the head of the guy who was neither male nor female. The yogurt that had been holding in his mouth also reached the top of the guy's head at some unknown time.

A high-level chop hit the head of the male-female guy directly, and the bottle of yogurt exploded on his head. Blood mixed with milky white viscous liquid splattered out.

"You, Takagi, are becoming less and less ignorant of the rules. I, Kanzaki, don't need an unruly person like you under Kanzaki. Go back now."

After the neither-male nor female guy fell to the ground, Huang Mao, who claimed to be Kanzaki, stepped on his (her) body and said so.

"I don't like people who fart in such a closed environment. Don't you know that this is very unethical?"

Lu Ming suddenly felt that this guy was a bit funny, but he saw that everyone else's bodies began to tremble when they heard this sentence. The two girls even shrank their bodies to the corner. Everyone present except Lu Ming and Kanzaki He held his anus tightly, not allowing him any chance to relax.

But things often backfire. The longer you don't let something come out, the more it wants to come out. The more you resist, the stronger it becomes. Another fart sound came from nowhere.

Lu Ming's eyes immediately found that the person who made the sound was one of the two remaining men. He was shaking violently as if he was threatened by death, and cold sweat began to break out on his forehead. Even his own physical problems I couldn't control it anymore, and the sound of farts kept sounding like a wild horse running wild.

Kanzaki shifted his gaze from Takagi to the man who farted, and was about to get mad. At this moment, the others felt that they had escaped a disaster. Their tight sphincter muscles suddenly relaxed, and a continuous fart sound was heard. stand up.

"Puff, puff, puff, ah..."

There seems to be some weird stuff mixed in. Sometimes you think it's a fart, but when it comes out you find it's not.

It didn't take long for this small space to be filled with the smell of human excrement. Kanzaki's brows were furrowed to the point where his eyebrows were squeezed together, and his eyes were brought together, like cross-eyes. Lu Ming couldn't help but look at it in amusement. Just laugh out loud.

When Kanzaki heard the laughter, he immediately turned around to look at Lu Ming, and instantly raised his right foot to the top of Lu Ming's head. Just as Lu Ming was about to fight back, he heard another fart sound.

Kanzaki immediately put down his raised foot and shouted loudly:

"Who is it? I've already said that I hate people who fart in such a closed environment."

Lu Ming looked at Kanzaki with a half-smile but looked at him like this. Kanzaki was still shouting and looking for the so-called fart, but he saw that Kanzaki's originally dry buttocks now had more space. A small wet mark. Everyone knew who was responsible for the last fart, but no one dared to tell this fact.

Of course, Lu Ming didn't want to say that he was just looking at Kanzaki like a clown.

"A bunch of trash. Oops, I remembered that the gas in my house has not been turned off. I will turn it off now."

After saying these words, Kanzaki ran out of the "Sports Equipment Room" as if he was running away.

The few remaining people looked at each other in shock. After the principal left, neither Lu Ming, who was brought here, nor Kanzaki's subordinates knew what to do.

Lu Ming looked around and suddenly realized that this scene was very suitable for playing a game. He glanced at everyone with malicious eyes. This glance frightened the two girls and hugged each other. They looked pitiful as if they had been hurt by something. As insulting.

Lu Ming put his hands into the backpack behind him. At this time, the remaining men looked at Lu Ming warily as if they were being stimulated.

"Wouldn't you like to play an exciting game of Landlords at this time?"

"o(n_n)oha!"

"Add, add me."

An unconscious man lying on the ground raised his trembling hands and said this in a tone that was close to death.See more!Prestige official account: hhxs665

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