Kirby, the God of Pirates

"Come out! Pirates!!!"

Almost as soon as they approached the sea area, an angry roar came from behind the deck.

The rope on the boat hooked the Golden Meili, and a man with a long knife climbed up with a stern look on his face. Compared to the Meili, this boat was really like a child's toy.

The man had a big word "海" written in black paint on his left cheek. He looked extremely excited. He kicked over the barrel on the deck and pulled out his knife.

"A mere unknown pirate, just want to kill my partner!!!"

"what?!"

"Wow! Danger! Danger!"

A flash of knife light flashed, but it only grazed the corner of his clothes and chopped on the deck, sending sawdust flying.

Luffy avoided the man's chop in time, jumped up to the second floor with a strange scream, and turned to look at the man who was wielding a knife at him.

"Hey! You bastard!"

Zoro leaned outside the cabin and turned his head unexpectedly [This voice, could it be...]

"Hey!"

Luffy looked at the machete in the man's hand with fear on his face and clenched his fists

Even the rubber man is afraid of knives!

"what are you talking about!"

"But I won't allow you to destroy our ship!" "What?!"

Luffy was puzzled, but he didn't think much about it. Taking advantage of the man's new strength, he swooped out with both hands, grabbed the man's shoulders, raised his head and knocked him against the wooden board.

The man was stunned and was thrown out by Luffy. His head hit the cabin firmly and he lost consciousness in an instant.

"Evil...devil..."

...

"What...isn't this Johnny!"

Zoro then walked over and looked at the fallen man in surprise.

The man was lying on the deck with a large figure and a look of despair.

"Eh?!"

Hearing the familiar voice, the man slowly came back to his senses, his eyes moved slightly, and the figure of Zoro came into view.

"Big, big...brother?!"

The man turned over and got up. He knelt down and looked terrified.

"Brother Sauron?!"

"Brother, why are you on this kind of ship...a ​​pirate ship!"

The man stood up, sweat breaking out on his forehead.

"What's wrong?" Zoro looked helpless and rubbed the back of his head blankly.

"Joseph is not with you?"

"This..."

Only then did the man remember his purpose for getting on the boat. He hurriedly explained that as soon as he passed, he ran towards the side of the boat.

After a while, Johnny picked up another person on his back

It's just that this man looked even more miserable than Johnny. The man lying on the deck had the whites of his eyes rolled out, and he was breathing heavily. He saw that there was more air coming in and less air coming out.

"Joseph..." Johnny wiped away his tears and said with a trembling voice.

"Joseph was alive and kicking a few days ago, but suddenly his face turned pale, and he even fell into a coma several times..."

"I can't figure out the reason at all!"

"Either the teeth are falling out, or the old wounds are starting to bleed. I don't know what to do!"

The man covered his forehead with one hand and his head kept shaking.

"When I sent it to rest on the edge of a rocky mountain..."

The man gestured and his eyes suddenly turned to Luffy and Usopp.

"Suddenly, a shell was fired from the ship...and then..."

Luffy/Usopp: "..."

"Yes...sorry!!!"

...

“If an apology would solve the problem, there wouldn’t be a need for the police!”

The man suddenly stood up excitedly, spitting all over Luffy's face.

Luffy and Usopp both had green hair, shaking their heads in cold sweat, but they couldn't make any rebuttal.

"Hey..."

Nami sighed and walked over leisurely, as if she noticed something.

Kebi watched Nami's movements calmly, shook his head and smiled. He still knew such common sense at sea.

Sure enough, Nami walked up to Joseph and began to check the man's injuries without saying a word.

Surprisingly, Nami didn't even bother to look at the ugly, festering wounds. She just touched the man's forehead and looked at the man's upper eyelids. After a while, she actually pulled out the man's tongue. , turning left and right with his hands to look at it

Johnny couldn't stand Nami's attitude, so he quickly pushed the girl away and scolded her angrily.

"what are you doing!"

"Even if my brother is about to die, I won't allow you to do this to him!"

Nami took a few steps back, but still didn't respond to the man's words. She just waved her hands and said to the two people who were still crying and crying.

"Luffy, Usopp! Aren't there limes in the warehouse?"

"Woooooooooooooooooooo..."

"Hello!"

"woo woo woo woo....."

"Are you listening?!"

Nami was so angry that she stood up and her eyes widened.

"Bring it to me right away!"

"Yes, yes, yes...yes -!" X2

...

After a while, the two of them ran over with a box of green limes in their arms.

"scurvy!"

Nami directed the two of them to drip lime juice into the man's mouth, explaining again and again

"The reason is simply due to the long-term lack of plant-based nutrition and the inability to eat fresh fruits..."

"It will be fine in two days."

"Really!" Johnny's eyes sparkled, and he held Nami's hand tightly with both hands.

"Is it true? Sister, are everything you said true!!!"

"Eh...Eh, it's true."

Nami withdrew her hand angrily and explained helplessly.

"Because ships in the past generally did not carry fresh fruits and vegetables that could not be stored for a long time, this kind of illness was not uncommon. A solution was found decades ago."

Nami pointed at Joseph with one finger, as if she was talking about common sense that a three-year-old could know.

"Yes, that's it, feed him everything."

Usopp and Luffy came together and stuffed Joseph's mouth full, and kept stuffing limes into it. They seemed to be frightened.

"You've been wandering at sea for so long, and you don't even know this bit of common sense..."

"Uh..."

Only then did Johnny realize that he had misunderstood the good guy before, and he quickly bowed his head and admitted his mistake.

"I'm sorry, eldest sister, it was my fault before. I misunderstood you!"

"It's okay, it's okay." Nami waved her hand, not caring about this, she turned around and put her feet on the ground.

"It's you two! According to your method, I would have been choked to death by you two before I could die from scurvy!!!"

Boom!Boom!

"Sorry!!!" X2

...

5 minutes later

"La la la la~"

"La la la la la la la ~"

"We are brave brothers at sea!"

Joseph, who had just regained consciousness, pulled Johnny and danced happily. The two of them hooked up and were so happy.

"Johnny!"

"Joseph!"

"We are a duo of bounty hunters targeting pirates!" X2

"..."

"How could it be possible for it to heal so quickly!" Nami's eyes almost went blind.

Was this guy just pretending before, or was he...

Nami couldn't help but glance at Luffy, who was dancing beside her, and covered her forehead with her hand.

[Sure enough...are they all crazy guys...]

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