Kirby, the God of Pirates

South coast, evening

"Pain Pain Pain Pain!"

Usopp shouted while dodging Nami's movements.

Nami glared at the boy angrily and continued to play with the tip of the knife that had been burned by Kirby.

"Get it! I'm going to start!"

"Yeah!" Luffy responded, then made his killing move

"Light...lightly..."

Usopp, who was being driven by Luffy, knew he couldn't escape, so he closed his eyes as if he was determined. After a while, he felt a heart-piercing tingling sensation in his arm.

"Wow!" The boy only felt that he was in more pain than giving birth to a child, even though he had never given birth to a child.

Ding Dong!

Finally, after searching for a while, Nami finally picked out the bullet in the boy's arm.

"Can't you be gentler, you barbarian!" Usopp finally breathed a sigh of relief, looking at the "bloody" arm being messed with by the woman, he wanted to cry without tears.

When Luffy heard this, he silently walked behind Nami, and then looked like "I knew it", with a sad face and didn't know whether to laugh or cry.

"Huh?" Nami glared at Usopp with an unhappy look on her face.

"Who told you that you like to show off, just like someone else! Who would believe you in that situation? Really, use your brain!"

"Cough cough..."

Kebi looked aggrieved

"Didn't I beat him then..."

"That won't work either!" Nami stood up, placed her hands on her hips angrily, and touched Kirby's nose with one hand.

"Facing the enemy alone with companions is just showing off!"

The smell of medicine on the tip of my nose was strong, making Kebi's eyes a little wet.

Huh, what a woman who likes to worry!

"And you! Zoro!"

"Although I don't know what the way of the samurai and the way of the swordsman are, but after you get injured, I will definitely be the one to bandage it, right?"

"Uh..."

Zoro touched the back of his head and chuckled.

Indeed, although I fell into a deep sleep every time, when I woke up, there were always traces of someone taking good care of the wound.

Well, duels should be done secretly from now on!

"Hi! I see!"

Zoro raised his hands like a primary school student answering a teacher's question. Nami took a breath and stared at Usopp again.

"That's right! What did you just say? Barbarian?"

A dangerous look flashed across his face, and as Luffy bared his teeth and claws, Usopp finally realized what a big mistake he had made.

Sometimes, death is so close to people...

"Hug, sorry!"

Usopp raised his right hand high and his eyes widened.

"Nami is the most gentle, beautiful, caring and caring girl in the world, and also the most awesome girl!"

"Thank you for taking such good care of me!"

"Hmph~" Nami's little nose trembled, then she put down the knife gesturing behind her back, hummed softly, and turned around

Luffy's crazy gestures suddenly froze and he started laughing.

"Ah-hahaha! Nami, tell me what to do!"

"What do you mean?!"

Nami shook her shoulders angrily, put her hands on her chest, and clicked her fingers.

"How do I know what to do? Just ask him!"

"By the way, why did you say that?" Luffy looked at Usopp in confusion. In less than a day's memory, he really couldn't see through this guy who had been mentioned countless times by Jesus.

"Because I'm a liar."

Usopp's face sank and he looked at the gravel under his feet, not knowing what he was thinking.

"...No one would believe me, I was so naive."

"Even if you are naive, the fact is the fact." Zoro stepped forward with an indifferent look on his face.

"Pirates will really come, won't they?" Nami took her messy hair with one hand and tied it behind her ears.

Due to the excessive concentration before, fine sweat stains covered the girl's forehead, making her face look exhausted.

Every doctor who bandages a patient is actually never less nervous than the patient, but they usually don't show it.

Because they need to make patients feel at ease

This is the same even for Nami.

She had always just gone to steal things. When she took a sharp knife for the first time and pointed it at Usopp's bloody mouth, God knows how much courage she mustered before she slowly handed it out.

knife

"Will you come?"

Kebi glanced at Nami worriedly and nodded.

He respects all strong women, including Nami, a thief on the outside

[She must have some reason why she can't just say it...]

[That’s right~] The Q-version elf transformed by Hatsune Miku is flying around in the air, fidgeting with the little wings on its back from time to time.

[Nami is really a very strong and excellent girl, right?hey-hey! 】A hint of cunning suddenly appeared on Future’s little face.

[Do you need me to help you catch her? 】

...

"But everyone thinks I'm lying!" Usopp stared at the sea and frowned.

"They thought tomorrow would be another day of peace, didn't they?"

Usopp gritted his teeth, and raised his head suddenly as if he had made a decision.

"So I have decided! I will fight the pirates on this coast! Let this matter become a rumor!"

"This! This is the creed that I, as a big liar, should implement!"

"No matter what they do to me, this is my village and this is my favorite place!"

"I want to protect everyone!"

Usopp started crying as he spoke, lowering his head and wiping his tears hard, but he couldn't wipe them away no matter what.

"You are such a bad person!" Sauron sneered and tightened his grip on the long knife in his hand.

"You actually separated your men and went into battle alone, huh?" Luffy tilted his head and smiled playfully.

"Declaration in advance! The pirate's treasure belongs to us!"

Nami stared nervously at Usopp for a while, fearing that he would disagree, and shook... the sharp knife in her hand.

"Hahaha, in the end it's better for everyone to do it together!"

Luffy happily rolled up his sleeves and patted Usopp's shoulders with his big hands.

"You...are you willing to fight side by side with me!"

Usopp raised his head and rubbed his already wet cheek with his right hand.

"why..."

"Because the enemy is outnumbered, isn't it!"

Luffy squeezed his palms, with a rare serious look on his face

"You have fear written on your face!" Zoro shook his neck and made a clicking sound.

"Who would be afraid!"

"I am a brave sea warrior, Captain Usopp!"

Usopp jumped up as if his spine had been stabbed, but his legs became weak and he immediately fell to the ground.

The scene was very embarrassing...

"Just...even if it's like this! The other party is Krabattle's pirate group! I'm just scared, so what!"

"I don't need your sympathy!"

Usopp screamed as his legs trembled and became weak.

"You go, go quickly!"

Nami: "Hey!"

Zoro: "We are not laughing at you!"

Kirby: "You figured it out!"

Luffy: "Who would risk their lives out of sympathy!"

"you all!"

Usopp could no longer say anything excited, and even his trembling calves had become much less tense.

"Follow me, I know a way!"

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[Of course, you just need to complete the tasks I set! 】

[If you want, I can help you do it! 】

under twilight

The future is still floating in Kerby's head, dangling here and there, and he doesn't even know that the bear pattern under his skirt has been seen.

The little guy had a money-obsessed look on his face, and his little eyes were twinkling with stars.

[Humph, no need, I am more or less self-aware]

Kirby rolled his eyes and ignored the little devil.

Compared to Nami, he is more concerned about when he can gain the power to travel through time and space. Such power is still too difficult for him now.

【future...】

【kindness? 】

【Can I... still go back? 】

[Yes, it definitely can! 】

【Well, thank you...】

【Fool. 】

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