Kirby, the God of Pirates

On the towering cliffs on the coast, Onion Tou witnessed the entire "invasion incident" and his calves were trembling.

"Sea...Pirates...Pirates are coming!"

【The pirates are really here! ! ! 】

And looking at the flag, it seems to be the famous Bucky's gang. Such notorious guys will kill everyone in the village as soon as they come ashore!

You have to tell Usopp quickly!

"Pirates!!!"

"The pirates are coming! The pirates are coming!!!"

"Right on the coast, what I just saw!!! It's already coming ashore!!!"

...

"Hey, something seemed to have passed just now?"

Zoro squinted his eyes and pursed his lips upwards.

On the cliffs on the coast, apart from the slight movement of wind and grass, where can one see the shadow of people?

"Strange things..."

"What are you worried about? You're too nervous!"

Nami spread her hands, looking helpless.

"Hey! Look over there!"

A flash of excitement suddenly flashed in Nami's eyes, and she pointed at the black cat boat on the shore.

"What? It's just an ordinary big ship, right?"

"Maybe it's a wealthy family's cruise ship..."

"Well...it seems like there are a lot of rich people in this town!"

Luffy rubbed his chin and made a conclusion.

"Now that's good, I can borrow a boat!"

"..."

Everyone had nothing to say, and they didn't blame them. The giant ship docked beside it really looked like it was for amusement rides. Didn't you see the adorable kitten on the bow?

I guess she's still a wealthy lady?

"Well... Anyway, let's go ashore and take a look first!"

"Hi!"

"and many more!"

Just when everyone was excitedly preparing to go ashore, Zoro suddenly slashed his sword across the river, looking alert.

"What's wrong, Zoro?"

"Someone really came here this time."

Zoro frowned, and gently pushed the sword out of its sheath with his left thumb. A cold light flashed on the blade, and the man didn't look like he was joking.

"Come out, what kind of hero is he who hides?"

"Humph!"

Locked Zoro shouted, and someone on the towering cliff actually responded!

A strange-looking guy with an inflated hairstyle, funny goggles, and a strange baggage hung around his waist appeared. He was staring at Luffy and his party with "eager eyes".

The most conspicuous thing about that man is probably his nose. Because its length is so exaggerated, Kirby even thought that this guy was the legendary Pinocchio...

But it is obvious that that guy is not, judging from the countless pirate flags that emerged from the haystacks with a wave of his hand.

This guy must be a pirate!

"Hahahahaha!"

"Young ones! Let them see how powerful they are!"

Biubiubiu! ! !

Following the man's command, countless small pebbles flew out of the dense grass.Beat Luffy until he jumped

"Whoa, whoa, whoa! Danger, danger!"

This guy was avoiding the stones in a panic, shouting exaggeratedly, and Kebi had a black line on his head.

As for...you, you are an actor!

"Hahahahaha!"

The guy on the cliff smiled even more happily, with his hands on his hips in a proud posture

"I am Usopp, the captain of the great pirate group who has conquered this village!"

"People complimented me so much that they called me 'our pirate captain, Captain Usopp!'"

The man pointed his thumb back at himself, raised his chin, and looked proud.

"If you want to attack this village, I advise you to give up!"

"Because, my eight! Thousand! Ten thousand! subordinates will not let you go!!!"

"Amazing!!!"

As soon as the man finished speaking, Luffy opened his mouth in an exaggerated manner, and his chin dropped to the ground.

Hey hey, you guy!He really is an actor!They were invited from the other side!

Kebi knocked Luffy on the head angrily, but the guy still looked unmoved.

"It's obviously a lie~"

Nami leaned against the side of the boat, shrugged, and said helplessly.

The bumps on the sea in the past few days made him continuously

I no longer have the energy to joke.

"What?! Got found out!"

The man's eyes almost popped out of his head, and he covered his head with his hands, looking at a loss.

"You see...he has already said 'exposed'"

"I know it without you reminding me..." Kebi said angrily, 8000 million?This town can’t even hold so many people!

“Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

The man twisted his waist like a snake, with a look of regret on his face

"Damn strategist! He saw through it at a glance!"

Hey hey, there are no strategists here at all!Normal people can see it!

Thanks to the serious expression on the man's face, Kebi almost burst into laughter!

"Okay, 8000 million is indeed an exaggeration, but I still have outstanding subordinates!!!"

"woooooooo~"

The long-nosed man waved his hand, and the pirate flags in the grass began to dance, rising up and down together. It was so spectacular!

"Ho Ho! Ho Ho!"

But... isn't this rhythm a bit too neat... like... like two rows of flags tied together by a rope?

How embarrassing, you bastard!

Kebi was almost overcome with embarrassment and screamed at the top of his lungs

"Then call your people out, you bastard!"

"It's so hard for me to cooperate with you in your performance!"

The worst thing is, it will all be set on fire!

"Uh..."

The long-nosed hand that was swinging up and down along with the flag suddenly stopped, his face stiff and at a loss.

"Huh, actually there are only three of us!"

The sharp-eyed Nami immediately discovered the three little carrot heads in the grass, and revealed the man's trick with a sinister smile.

"..."

"!"

"Wow wow wow!!! I've been seen through! Run away!!!"

All three children were frightened. They pushed and threw down the flagpole and ran back to the village, leaving Long Nose alone.

"Even if it's like this... Even if it's like this!" Cold sweat broke out on the long-nosed forehead.

It doesn't look like these guys are joking...

They are real pirates!

but!

"You also have to ask about the bullets in my hand!"

Long Nose pulled up the slingshot in his hand and aimed it at Luffy.

"Oh? I've never heard of a pirate using a slingshot?"

Nami laughed playfully and picked up the marble that had just shot Luffy on the ground, laughing out loud.

"You guys are really funny!"

"Hahahaha!"

Luffy couldn't help but cover his stomach and laugh out loud, slapping his thighs and stamping on the beach with one foot.

"I'm dying of laughter, hahahaha!"

Damn it!

How dare those people look down on me!

"You kid!!!"

"Don't underestimate me!"

Long Nose finally couldn't stand the humiliation, so he grabbed a handful of marbles from his pocket, pulled up the slingshot and pointed it at Luffy.

This time, I used iron beads!

"I am a man with strong self-esteem, please don't make me angry!"

No more jokes with pebbles!

"Because my self-esteem is so strong! Others respect me... and call me 'Proud Usopp'!"

"I won't play children's games with you anymore!"

...

Humph, is this guy excited?

"Ok?"

Luffy suddenly stopped laughing and looked at the man with a calm expression.

"Since you have drawn your gun, you have to risk your life..."

"what!"

This guy, what is this guy talking about!

I just, just aimed at him with a slingshot, I don't want to kill anyone!

"Ah...I mean, this thing is not a toy used to scare people."

Luffy lowered his voice and pulled down the brim of his hat with one hand, unable to see his expression clearly.

"This..."

Is this guy...serious?

The man felt a chill running up his spine, making his legs and feet tremble.

So... so terrible!

Pirates!