Kirby, the God of Pirates

"Snapped!"

Kebi slapped the table with his palm, which shook the table, but it had no deterrent effect.

To outsiders, this looks like a little girl acting coquettishly.

The old woman shook her head, stretched out a finger and said

"A glass of milk and a glass of rum."

"I'll treat you to it."

"Okay!" Kebi agreed.

It's an idiot to not take advantage of it!

"Gu...Gu...Gu..."

Kebi picked up the milk cup and drank it all in one gulp. The cup was placed heavily on the table.

"choke!"

"!"

Good guy, even Kirby himself was shocked

What’s going on with this body!It’s amazing that you can burp after drinking milk!

"I...where's my rum!"

Kebi slapped the bar with both hands, blushing so hard that he couldn't stand it anymore, and pretended to be stupid for a while.

"puff..."

The old woman actually laughed out loud as she looked at it, but she didn't regret it. She turned around and picked up a strange-shaped wine bottle from the old bar, took out a new cup, and poured a full glass into it.

"please."

"Humph!"

Kebi rolled his eyes, squeezed the wine glass tightly and licked it in small sips, like a cute cat.

Simply because the bar seemed to be being cleaned frequently, Kebi’s hand when he slapped the table wasn’t considered dirty.

"Bah chi...ba chi..."

After "tasting" a whole glass of strong wine with a happy face, Kebi wiped his mouth and then jumped off the chair with satisfaction.

"What? Don't you want it anymore?" The old woman's voice came from behind, and Kebi could even imagine her laughing eyes.

"No...no need..."

To be honest, the intensity of this glass of old spirits almost exceeded Kebi’s imagination.

Who knows where all her drinking went?

After drinking, I became braver and my calves stopped shaking, but my head...

I always feel dizzy

"Gu...Gu...Gu...Gah!"

The old woman finished a drink alone, walked out from the bar, and stopped in front of Kebi.

"Hey! Wait a minute!"

"What? Didn't you say you don't need money!"

Kebi glanced at the old woman guiltily

The old woman said it was free of charge, but Kebi, who knew wine, could tell how much Baileys the wine he just drank was worth in one sip, and even the cup with a little bit of it was worth it. The sweet milk is probably not ordinary.

[This old guy doesn’t want to kill me! 】

"Hey, you said you don't want money, but you didn't say you don't want other things?"

The old woman tilted her head and showed a smile, which made Kebi feel frightened.

"Then...then what do you want..."

"I want your man!"

"What?!"

Kirby was so shocked that he almost jumped up.

If the old woman hadn't suddenly pulled out a deck of tarot cards, she would have hit this guy in the face with a fireball!

"Come on, let me tell you a fortune!"

The old woman mysteriously sat back in front of the table where the skeleton was originally placed. She didn't care about Kebi, as if she was sure that she would definitely follow.

However, Kebi is such a person who does not believe in evil!

"How?"

Kebi sat down opposite the old woman, looking at the skull facing him, he felt less afraid in his heart.

That's right, not to mention the human skulls that have long been dried and only white bones are left. In his previous life, Kebi has seen a lot of human heads with blood and flesh and sunken eye sockets, not to mention those disgusting alien beasts and orcs.

Now it seems that the continent is unified by humans?

This is good news

The orcs, elves, and dwarves that were once prosperous 3000 years ago seem to have completely disappeared on this continent. Not to mention the Warcraft, even the dragons have disappeared.

[Could it be that human beings are really unified?

Mainland China? ! 】

Except for those sea kings, Kebi has really never seen any of the above-mentioned races so far. He doesn't even have the memory of the original owner. People seem to never know the original appearance of this continent 3000 years ago.

History, even the history a thousand years ago, is incomplete, as if a whole 100 years are missing.

...

"It's very simple, just draw five cards from the pile."

The old woman's words interrupted Kebi's thoughts, and she suddenly came back to her senses. The cards in the old woman's hand had been handed to her.

"Can I leave after drawing?!" Kebi asked again worriedly. After getting the old woman's affirmation, he curled his lips and casually drew five tarot cards, turned around and left.

The place became more and more spooky as she looked at it. She felt that if she stayed there for a little longer, people would be scared to death.

The old woman really didn't stop Kerby.

After a while, there was no one at the door.

...

It took several more minutes for Kebi to finally get out of the old alleyway.

"Ha...ha...it finally came out..."

Breathing the fresh air outside, Kebi took a few big breaths, looked back twice, and then felt relieved.

[Haha, Kebi, you are so cowardly! 】

[Shut up, Future! 】

...

In a shabby tavern, an old woman held five tarot cards tightly in her hands. She just touched the cards, and a look of understanding appeared on her face.

Five tarot cards were placed flat on the table one by one, and the old woman's long voice echoed in the empty tavern.

"Magician, Sun, Death, Moon, World..."

"Interesting, interesting..."

According to the order that Kebi had drawn, the old woman clicked through the five tarot cards. As if she had found something interesting, the old woman couldn't help but take another sip of rum, stood up, and watched Kebi walk away. direction, and laughed meaningfully

"It's so interesting!"

...

Magician, the first card drawn by Kirby

The image mainly consists of a man waving a staff and a simple square table

The four elements of the universe are placed on the table: Wand (Fire), Sword (Wind), Pentacles (Earth), and Holy Grail (Water)

There is an infinity symbol on the top of the magician's head, and his belt is a snake connected end to end. It is a symbol of spiritual eternity, but it has unknown meaning to Kerby.

The magician holds the scepter in his right hand and points to the sky, and his left hand points to the ground, which represents the exchange of power and the gift of spirit, and has little to do with Kerby.

There are roses and lilies under the magician's feet, which represent human motivations, reflect God's will, and command heaven and earth.

It doesn't seem to have much connection, but you need to know...

Roses represent life, lilies represent death

This card usually represents - the beginning of things, changes in actions, skilled techniques and skills, implementing my will, using the power of nature to achieve ambitions

The opposite is true - weak willpower, difficulty in starting, going in the wrong direction, lack of knowledge, being cheated and failing

But Kirby happened to draw the magician on the first card. In this case, there is only one explanation left...

"Magician...?"

There was a glint in the old woman's eyes

There is only one explanation for the magician drawn on the first card: it implies that she is a magician herself and has the power to manipulate the universe.

Although based on probability, the number of people who drew the first positive magician card over the years should be not hundreds but dozens.

But there just isn't one...

The next four cards are even more interesting.

Four cards are placed on both sides of the magician in the order of the five-pointed star array. Only the sun and moon are upside down, and the other two are normal cards.

According to the old woman's uneven shuffling methods, this is not surprising.

But the most valuable thing is the four cards themselves

The five tarot cards are all Major Arcana cards, and none of them are Minor Arcana cards.

In a tarot deck consisting of 22 Major Arcana cards and 56 Minor Arcana cards, the probability is so low that it can overturn the cognitive views of ordinary fortune tellers.

"Who is this girl..."