Kirby, the God of Pirates
Chapter 101 The disaster of the fat-headed fish
"It's out, it's out!" The fish people shouted and jumped up.
Nami turned over and lay down by the pool, breathing heavily.
God knows how much effort she spent to swim to the shore with a big man in her arms!
Before she could catch her breath, Nami gritted her teeth, stood up, and quickly glanced around. Sure enough, the fishmen around her looked like they were waiting for her explanation.
"Huh~" Nami breathed out slowly. Just as Nami was about to say what she had prepared, Zoro on the side grabbed her ankle.
His steps were blocked, his cold ankle was held in the man's hand, and through the slightest shiver
【This guy! 】
"What do you want to do?!" Nami kicked her foot angrily and threw off the man's restraints.
"You...you are the one, what do you want to do..." Zoro gasped for air, greedily breathing in the fresh air, turned his head, and looked at Nami with a sinister smile.
"You are a small character who can't even save someone from death, so stop talking nonsense!"
"If you want to be saved, come quickly, you idiot!"
"I thought I was dead, huh...huh..."
"Are you kidding me?!!!" Nami's eyes narrowed and she suddenly became violent. She stepped on the man's back and kicked him twice.
"If you continue to pester me, I will be dead!" Nami lifted Zoro up with one hand and pinched the man's neck with her small hands.
"Hmph, who knows?" Zoro gritted his teeth, his face still showing a look of unwillingness to admit defeat.
"Since Luffy asked me to help him bring Navigator back, then I will definitely do it!"
"Luffy..."
Nami murmured the boy's name and became slightly distracted. Her eyes became sharper and she looked at the man's chest.
"The bandage is pretty tight, huh?"
"Hmph, I couldn't find clothes to change into, so I brought them as a temporary replacement." Zoro curled his lips indifferently and looked at Nami sideways.
What she got in return was a heavy blow. The girl swung out her fist with all her strength, beating the man until he knelt on the ground and couldn't get up for a long time.
"You...you bastard!"
Zoro gritted his teeth and spat out the water, but he was secretly glad in his heart.
As Zoro said, there is no clothes to change, and the bandage is just a temporary substitute.
The girl's fist did not come close to the man's heart at all, but deliberately hit the bandage as far away from the heart as possible. The man seemed to be covered in bandages, but in fact he only had one serious injury.
"Hey! Nami, what are you going to do with this guy?" Aaron pressed his nose and asked without interest.
The fishmen around also looked like they suddenly understood, and looked at Nami with even more admiration.
Nami sighed to herself that she had escaped disaster, shook the water stains from her hair, and walked towards Aaron
"Lock him up and let me take care of him!"
...
"Brother Aaron! Brother Aaron!"
Before Nami could walk into the inner room, another short and fat fish-man shouted from outside the door. If Kebi was present, he would definitely be able to recognize the fish-man's face very clearly.
He has a tall head and big ears, and is so shiny that his earrings can slap against his cheeks.
No matter from which angle you look at it, this is the guy who was deceived by Nuo Qigao!
"What's wrong? My compatriots!"
"Hug...I'm sorry..." the fishman stupidly pointed to the door with his backhand and said
"That guy also has a companion, a long nose! I couldn't outrun him in the town of Gossa, so he ran away..."
"Gosa..." Aaron bared his teeth, thought for a moment, and then said to the fishman behind him
"Isn't that the village that was 'cleaned' last week? What are outsiders doing there..."
...
The fat-headed fishman recalled the two strange humans he had just met, and repeatedly held gold coins with his hands behind his back.
[When I say this, it shouldn’t be considered a violation of the agreement! 】
The guy who paid the "hush money" didn't reveal anything about it himself
!
The fishman tilted his head and nodded silently.
"Well, that's right..."
"What's wrong?!"
"Ah! Ah!" The fishman stretched out his hand nervously and pointed to the door, "I mean, yes, the long nose is outside, ah, no, no! The fugitive is outside, right, right! That's right!"
"There's nothing wrong with humans being out there!"
Ding!
Ring ring ring!Snapped!
A gold coin stained with fish saliva fell to the floor, swirling around, and finally fell to the transparent floor of the pond in full view of everyone.
The fishmen: "..."
"I, I, I, I... I have finished reporting to brother!"
The fat-faced fishman hurriedly picked up the gold coins, stuffed them back into his pocket, touched his head, and planned to run away.
"I go first!"
"Wait!"
Was it right or wrong to send this guy on duty in the first place...
Aaron looked at the stupid subordinate in front of him with a dark look on his face, and was very angry.
"What's hidden in your pocket? Take it out again and let me see?" Aaron spread his hands angrily and looked at the bellyband of the fat-headed fish.
The fat-faced fish hid it, but finally took out the gold coin. This was his favorite gold coin. It tasted so good when bitten, crunchy and chicken-flavored!
"I, I, I... I have the remaining money from buying snacks!"
The fat-headed fish explained nervously, with cold sweat streaming down his forehead.
But what he doesn't know is that every time he lies, he has the same expression...
Many murlocs present laughed out loud, and some guys even held in their farts.
"puff!"
"Don't laugh!" Aaron turned around and roared, and the fish-man became quiet. The man lowered his face, patted the fat-headed fish on the shoulder, and grinned.
"I ask you again, where does this come from?"
"They all said it was me...I bought it..."
"Fart!" Aaron went completely berserk and slapped the fat-headed fish on the face, knocking the poor fool staggering. All the coins in his belly bag spilled out, and he also took a few big bills with him, which looked extremely dazzling.
The fishmen: "..."
Damn retarded...
"Every time I give you money for shopping, you can't get a penny back. How can you remember to give change when you go out to buy snacks by yourself?!!!"
"I still don't know you are such a loser?!"
Aaron is so angry. These stupid things usually don't know how to save themselves a penny. When they go to the seller, they always give them as much as they have in their pockets. They don't care what they are, they just take them to their home and take them with them one day. It’s really not certain that a bomb will come back!
If it weren't for my strong prestige here, these idiots would have been deceived out of their pants!
Now I'm fine, I always do the same thing when I'm mad at myself...ah!
Just one set!
Who would trust the change given to me for buying snacks? !
This area is our own territory. Which human being selling snacks would dare to take money from this stupid boy!Even if he accepted it, would he probably remember to give change? !
Looking at the trembling fat man in front of him, Aaron frowned.
This matter must not be as simple as it seems!
Anyone who can avoid being punched by this kid and willingly let him help him lie...
I'm afraid there are only people in the village!
Reminiscent of another incident in another village, the man's mind couldn't help but become clear.
"I said...didn't that old human man buy his weapons from you?!" Aaron's mouth twitched and he looked at the fat man in front of him with his eyes.
"Ah?!" The fat-headed fish was obviously panicked.
Why did you blame yourself!
"No, boss! I was wronged!!!"
...
Nami turned over and lay down by the pool, breathing heavily.
God knows how much effort she spent to swim to the shore with a big man in her arms!
Before she could catch her breath, Nami gritted her teeth, stood up, and quickly glanced around. Sure enough, the fishmen around her looked like they were waiting for her explanation.
"Huh~" Nami breathed out slowly. Just as Nami was about to say what she had prepared, Zoro on the side grabbed her ankle.
His steps were blocked, his cold ankle was held in the man's hand, and through the slightest shiver
【This guy! 】
"What do you want to do?!" Nami kicked her foot angrily and threw off the man's restraints.
"You...you are the one, what do you want to do..." Zoro gasped for air, greedily breathing in the fresh air, turned his head, and looked at Nami with a sinister smile.
"You are a small character who can't even save someone from death, so stop talking nonsense!"
"If you want to be saved, come quickly, you idiot!"
"I thought I was dead, huh...huh..."
"Are you kidding me?!!!" Nami's eyes narrowed and she suddenly became violent. She stepped on the man's back and kicked him twice.
"If you continue to pester me, I will be dead!" Nami lifted Zoro up with one hand and pinched the man's neck with her small hands.
"Hmph, who knows?" Zoro gritted his teeth, his face still showing a look of unwillingness to admit defeat.
"Since Luffy asked me to help him bring Navigator back, then I will definitely do it!"
"Luffy..."
Nami murmured the boy's name and became slightly distracted. Her eyes became sharper and she looked at the man's chest.
"The bandage is pretty tight, huh?"
"Hmph, I couldn't find clothes to change into, so I brought them as a temporary replacement." Zoro curled his lips indifferently and looked at Nami sideways.
What she got in return was a heavy blow. The girl swung out her fist with all her strength, beating the man until he knelt on the ground and couldn't get up for a long time.
"You...you bastard!"
Zoro gritted his teeth and spat out the water, but he was secretly glad in his heart.
As Zoro said, there is no clothes to change, and the bandage is just a temporary substitute.
The girl's fist did not come close to the man's heart at all, but deliberately hit the bandage as far away from the heart as possible. The man seemed to be covered in bandages, but in fact he only had one serious injury.
"Hey! Nami, what are you going to do with this guy?" Aaron pressed his nose and asked without interest.
The fishmen around also looked like they suddenly understood, and looked at Nami with even more admiration.
Nami sighed to herself that she had escaped disaster, shook the water stains from her hair, and walked towards Aaron
"Lock him up and let me take care of him!"
...
"Brother Aaron! Brother Aaron!"
Before Nami could walk into the inner room, another short and fat fish-man shouted from outside the door. If Kebi was present, he would definitely be able to recognize the fish-man's face very clearly.
He has a tall head and big ears, and is so shiny that his earrings can slap against his cheeks.
No matter from which angle you look at it, this is the guy who was deceived by Nuo Qigao!
"What's wrong? My compatriots!"
"Hug...I'm sorry..." the fishman stupidly pointed to the door with his backhand and said
"That guy also has a companion, a long nose! I couldn't outrun him in the town of Gossa, so he ran away..."
"Gosa..." Aaron bared his teeth, thought for a moment, and then said to the fishman behind him
"Isn't that the village that was 'cleaned' last week? What are outsiders doing there..."
...
The fat-headed fishman recalled the two strange humans he had just met, and repeatedly held gold coins with his hands behind his back.
[When I say this, it shouldn’t be considered a violation of the agreement! 】
The guy who paid the "hush money" didn't reveal anything about it himself
!
The fishman tilted his head and nodded silently.
"Well, that's right..."
"What's wrong?!"
"Ah! Ah!" The fishman stretched out his hand nervously and pointed to the door, "I mean, yes, the long nose is outside, ah, no, no! The fugitive is outside, right, right! That's right!"
"There's nothing wrong with humans being out there!"
Ding!
Ring ring ring!Snapped!
A gold coin stained with fish saliva fell to the floor, swirling around, and finally fell to the transparent floor of the pond in full view of everyone.
The fishmen: "..."
"I, I, I, I... I have finished reporting to brother!"
The fat-faced fishman hurriedly picked up the gold coins, stuffed them back into his pocket, touched his head, and planned to run away.
"I go first!"
"Wait!"
Was it right or wrong to send this guy on duty in the first place...
Aaron looked at the stupid subordinate in front of him with a dark look on his face, and was very angry.
"What's hidden in your pocket? Take it out again and let me see?" Aaron spread his hands angrily and looked at the bellyband of the fat-headed fish.
The fat-faced fish hid it, but finally took out the gold coin. This was his favorite gold coin. It tasted so good when bitten, crunchy and chicken-flavored!
"I, I, I... I have the remaining money from buying snacks!"
The fat-headed fish explained nervously, with cold sweat streaming down his forehead.
But what he doesn't know is that every time he lies, he has the same expression...
Many murlocs present laughed out loud, and some guys even held in their farts.
"puff!"
"Don't laugh!" Aaron turned around and roared, and the fish-man became quiet. The man lowered his face, patted the fat-headed fish on the shoulder, and grinned.
"I ask you again, where does this come from?"
"They all said it was me...I bought it..."
"Fart!" Aaron went completely berserk and slapped the fat-headed fish on the face, knocking the poor fool staggering. All the coins in his belly bag spilled out, and he also took a few big bills with him, which looked extremely dazzling.
The fishmen: "..."
Damn retarded...
"Every time I give you money for shopping, you can't get a penny back. How can you remember to give change when you go out to buy snacks by yourself?!!!"
"I still don't know you are such a loser?!"
Aaron is so angry. These stupid things usually don't know how to save themselves a penny. When they go to the seller, they always give them as much as they have in their pockets. They don't care what they are, they just take them to their home and take them with them one day. It’s really not certain that a bomb will come back!
If it weren't for my strong prestige here, these idiots would have been deceived out of their pants!
Now I'm fine, I always do the same thing when I'm mad at myself...ah!
Just one set!
Who would trust the change given to me for buying snacks? !
This area is our own territory. Which human being selling snacks would dare to take money from this stupid boy!Even if he accepted it, would he probably remember to give change? !
Looking at the trembling fat man in front of him, Aaron frowned.
This matter must not be as simple as it seems!
Anyone who can avoid being punched by this kid and willingly let him help him lie...
I'm afraid there are only people in the village!
Reminiscent of another incident in another village, the man's mind couldn't help but become clear.
"I said...didn't that old human man buy his weapons from you?!" Aaron's mouth twitched and he looked at the fat man in front of him with his eyes.
"Ah?!" The fat-headed fish was obviously panicked.
Why did you blame yourself!
"No, boss! I was wronged!!!"
...
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