Kirby, the God of Pirates

"I'm the greatest man in this town!"

In a spacious room, a man with a shaved head sits on a high-end lounge chair, puffing on a cigar.

"Yes! You are right! Colonel Mengka!"

The navy soldier standing at the door of the room respectfully saluted

Although the colonel has a particularly eccentric temper, he still relied on his excellent flattery skills to climb to this position.

In this small town, Mengka is their master and the emperor of everyone!

In such a remote town, let alone a major, even a sergeant major was a high-ranking officer!

No one knows why Mengka was sent here. They only know that what the chief said, in this town, is an imperial order!

"Hmph——!" The man nodded, still facing the soldier, took a long puff of cigar, and asked

"Then why do you think the recent tributes have decreased instead of increasing?!"

"Uh...that..."

The soldier was sweating profusely and was trembling, not daring to put down his saluting hand.

"Because... because... the financial capabilities of the townspeople seem to have reached their limit... so that..."

"The issue is--!"

"How much awe they have towards me!" The man turned around fiercely and slapped the long table

"Is not it?"

"Um--?!"

"Tuk-tuk-tuk-tuk-tuk-tuk!"

Suddenly there was a rush of footsteps outside the corridor, and a moment later, a blond man broke in through the door.

"Daddy! Daddy!"

Of course, the only one who dares to do this is Colonel Monca's son, Belumeber.

"Hmm——? What's wrong?"

Mengka didn't even bother to look at his son, and turned his head.

"There's someone—there's someone! I want you to help me kill him!"

...

Outside the school grounds, in the center of the field

"Is it you again? You are really leisurely, you guy."

Still spreading his legs and relaxing his body as much as possible along the wooden pile, Zoro unexpectedly glanced at the person in front of him.

"Tell me, what are you going to do here?"

"Say it first, I won't eat the food you give me."

[There is no need to drag this guy into the water...]

"Not?"

Luffy tilted his head and said with a smile

"I don't even have enough food for myself, how can I share it with you, hehe..."

"then you..."

"I'll help you untie the rope, so you can be my companion!"

Luffy looked calm and looked at Zoro with piercing eyes.

"what--?!"

"What the hell are you kidding?"

"I'm looking for a partner to go sailing with. How about it? Are you interested?"

"Partners who go to sea? Huh - pirates?" Zoro chuckled and asked with a grin.

"I said, do you know what I used to do?"

"I know! As a pirate hunter, everyone has said that you are very strong!"

"Very strong? Hmm, maybe..."

Zoro sneered and lowered his head. He couldn't help but recall his childhood training partners.

She is the daughter of the master of the dojo. As a daughter, she is always able to overpower her.

I don't know if she is...

[No...no way...I must be overthinking...]

"I reject!"

Thinking of his former partners, Sauron's desire to live became even stronger.

"Why should I go to your place to be a villain?!"

"Don't waste your time!"

"Huh?!" Luffy looked confused.

"What's wrong with being a pirate?"

"Huh?!" This time it was Zoro's turn to be surprised.

"It's obvious! Pirates are evil, who would do it?"

"Ah hahaha! What does it have to do with it!"

Luffy said haha ​​with a calm face, his hands on his hips.

"You are known as an evil bounty hunter? What does being a pirate have to do with it?"

"Humph" Zoro looked disdainful, then said seriously

"That's just other people's opinions. No matter what others think of me, at least I -"

"I've never done anything I regret!"

The man smiled ferociously and stared at Luffy like a hungry wolf, as if he would swallow him up in the next second.

"So, no matter what, I have to live and accomplish what I want to do!"

"Ah, yes..."

Luffy was stunned, still smiling.

  "However, I have made up my mind to make you my partner! Hee hee!"

"Hey! You guy! Don't make decisions on your own!"

"You know how to use a sword?"

"You—! Forget it!"

Zoro looked at Luffy helplessly. Even he was helpless against such a single-minded guy.

"Of course I know how to use a sword, but it was taken away by the colonel's stupid son..."

"I'll get it back for you!"

"what?"

"So if you want to return the sword, you have to be my companion!"

Luffy put his hands on his hips and laughed as if he was stating the facts.

"Are you so evil-minded? Bastard!"

"Ahahahaha~see you later!"

"This guy..." Zoro looked at Luffy who just walked away without giving him any chance to refute, and sighed helplessly.

[Are you planning to go to the naval base alone...]

【etc...】

"Hey——!" Zoro, who was so troubled, pulled his neck and shouted.

"You idiot! The base is over there, but you are running in the opposite direction!"

"Eh——? Really?!"

Luffy braked suddenly, turned around and jumped

"Rubber rubber—!"

"Rocket!!!"

"Shh!"

Luffy stretched out his arms and rushed out, heading straight for the naval base.

Zoro, who was left on the wooden pile, was shocked.

"Ah ah ah ah ah?!!"

"Who...is this guy?"

...

Naval base, top floor

A huge statue made entirely of white stone is being slowly pulled up

There are ropes tied around the statue. Obviously, such a heavy thing cannot be completely pulled up by just one person.

The navy soldiers shouted the slogan "One! Two! One! Two!" and pulled the rope uniformly.

The statue rose slowly, but it seemed that the strength was still not enough, and it got stuck in mid-air - motionless!

Seeing this, the man who was directing the entire process took a puff of his cigar and cursed.

"You bunch of freeloaders can't even pull up such a light statue, so what do I need from you?!"

Therefore, Mengka hates weak people because they only bring trouble.

You can’t bring yourself to raise the statue, can you? !

What a shame!

Take a closer look and you will see that the exaggerated statue is not Mengka, who else could it be?

"Daddy, daddy!"

Seeing that his father was busy with his own affairs, Belumebo became anxious.

"Dad! Why don't you help me take revenge!"

"That kid was the one who hit me!"

"Even dad, you have never slapped me in the face!"

"Ok?"

The man was troubled, and his son's noisy voice undoubtedly played into his hands.

"Why haven't I hit you yet? Do you want to know?"

"Eh——?!" Belumeber squeaked in shock and said with a confused look on his face.

"Of course, for dad, I am dad's dearest..."

"Snapped!"

Before the stupid son could finish speaking, Mengka's hand had already slapped him in the face.

Before everyone had time to be surprised, a series of beatings came in unison

"That's right!" "Crack!"

"Because!" "Pa!"

"You're stupid and don't deserve to be beaten!"

"Clap clap clap!"

The man moved his right hand horizontally, and the cold ax blade touched Belumeber's neck.

"Only this--make no mistake!"

His right arm, which had been completely replaced by the ax blade, slowly lifted up Belumeb's shirt.

"The only great one is your father, and it has nothing to do with you, a loser. Do you understand?"

"Hiss, hiss, hiss... hiss..."

"Louder, I didn't hear you clearly!"

"Yes—! You're right, Dad!"

Uncle Belume burst into tears and almost peed his pants.

"Hmph!" Of course, the man would not kill his son, but just waved his hand and threw him to the ground.

The only remaining role of this useless son is to carry on the family line.

Right now, he is more concerned about...

"Speaking of which, it seems that a mouse broke into the execution ground?"

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