Kirby, the God of Pirates

"This person is the most... the most... the ugliest old woman on this sea!!!"

Round-faced boy with pink hair

Short stature, puffy physique

Melon face, wearing round glasses

From a distance, the weak boy who basically wouldn’t attract anyone’s attention just roared out like this.

"Hahaha!!! Ahhahahaha!!!"

There was loud laughter in his ears. Luffy put his hands on his hips and opened his mouth wide. Because he was a rubber man, even his lips expanded to an incredible extent when he laughed.

Compared to Luffy, Arrita's expression is gloomy and scary.

Yes, she knew she was fat, but no one in this sea dared to judge her appearance.

why?

Because of her strength, you can tell just by looking at the terrifyingly large nail-headed stick in a woman’s hand, right?

There is no doubt that it is a murder weapon. The texture of metal comes from the black iron. No one can doubt its hardness.

The crew members present all lowered their voices, and the whole place was completely silent. Only Luffy could be heard laughing.

"Well said! Hahaha! Well said Kebi!"

Luffy felt quite comfortable with this new pirate he met.

Although Kebi boarded a pirate ship by mistake and worked as a chore on Arrita's ship for two years, he barely managed to survive.

But at this moment, pouring out all the suppressed words in his heart was undoubtedly in line with Luffy's temperament.

This guy is pretty good!

However, in the next second, the black nail-headed stick hit Kebi on the head.

"..." Luffy's laughter stopped suddenly, and his whole body froze.

He seemed to have misjudged the destructive power of Kebi's words on Arrita.

In an instant, blood flew

Kebi's head was almost completely sunken, and he looked like he wouldn't survive.

Luffy's eyes widened in confusion, and his whole person became gloomy.

"I said...you guy..."

Anyone who is familiar with Luffy knows that

he's really angry

The veins on the boy's forehead were tight, his hands retracted, and he thrust himself in front of the woman with a standard horse stance.

Just when everyone looked at the boy in confusion,

A heartbreaking roar roared out from the boy's mouth

"How on earth do you treat your companions?!!!!!!"

Luffy's tears of regret were mixed with anger, and his clenched fists suddenly stretched out, then suddenly retracted after extending several meters.

"you you..."

Arrita stepped back continuously. It was obvious that she still had some understanding of things like "Devil Fruit".

In the face of rubber devil fruit users, purely physical attacks are in vain.

"what!"

However, her timely dodge could not save her life.

Almost in the next second, Arrita's fat body weighing three hundred kilograms flew into the sky.

"Ah ah ah ah ah!!!!!!!!!!!!"

The woman's screams continued to extend in the air, and she didn't know how far she was blown away.

At least, when people suddenly woke up from their shock, the woman's screams still didn't stop.

You can even vaguely see the gastric juice vomited by the woman in the air. The disgusting viscosity drips on the deck, painting Alita's pirate ship the color of the captain's lunch.

"boom!!!!!"

Until a thousand meters away, there was a sound of heavy objects falling into the water.

Only then did the pirates realize

His boss was actually beaten to the sky by the boy in front of him in one round!

OMG!

Surprised!

How on earth did this guy do it? ! !

The pirates were leaderless and panicked for a moment. Some unlucky guys kept slipping and falling into the sea.

Fortunately, they won't become dinner for the terrifyingly huge Neptune type.

But it is definitely inevitable to be choked by the sea water.

The pirates on the ship were also panicked. No one dared to trouble Luffy, but there were still a few "poor guys" who had a good relationship with Kebi and decided to pick up his body.

If nothing else happens, the pirates will wrap up Kirby into a ball and sink him to the bottom of the sea forever.

This is the fate of all pirates

Born here, buried here

If you don’t bring it with you in life, you won’t take it with you in death.

Nothing more

...

Seeing that the pirates were about to carry Kebi on their shoulders, the big hands that had always been a little immature stopped the pirates from moving.

"Keep him here..."

The way Luffy talks normally is really terrifying, so much so that every time the pirates see his face they will think of the captain who was beaten away.

The scene of crazy vomiting in mid-air is too "gorgeous"

How dare you say anything?

Seeing the evil star walking towards him, the pirates huddled together in panic and disappeared in an instant.

The passenger ship could no longer be robbed. The pirates quickly pulled up the mast, raised the sail and sailed away.

Everyone on the passenger ship looked like they had been rescued and came to thank them one after another.

"Thank you for saving us, kid...oh no...sorry, you are so young, I can hardly believe my eyes!"

"Dear Mr. Warrior!"

"If you don't mind, can you stay on our ship to escort us? Of course, the reward will definitely not be small!"

The captain patted his chest confidently. The two lumps of fat on his chest almost caught up with the sow's belly. They were trembling and shaking, which was very "eye-catching".

Luffy glanced at the captain lightly and said

"Can you give me a boat?"

"Oh! Yes! Of course!" the captain said in surprise

"Are you leaving alone?"

"With all due respect...there are many pirates in this sea area, even those stronger than you..."

"I'm going to bury my comrade, do you have any objections?" Luffy said in a low voice, entrusting Kirby's body on his shoulders.

"This..." The captain hesitated

Because just a quarter of an hour ago, he saw Kebi coming from the pirate ship opposite.

Although he doesn't look very good, he was kicked by their captain, but...

This boy with pink hair is undoubtedly a pirate!

"Could it be that..."

"you..."

"Are you a pirate too?!" the captain lost his voice and pointed at Luffy with a trembling finger.

"Well, that's right, I am the man who wants to become the Pirate King!" Luffy nodded.

The words he had said countless times came out of Luffy's mouth at this moment, but he seemed a little lonely.

We obviously just met this guy!

Luffy couldn't help but glance at Kirby on his shoulder

This is a guy who dares to tell the truth, even if he risks his life, he really says it.

I really wish he could be my companion...

...

"Huh?" Luffy was a little impatient with the wait.

These guys in front of me have been standing there motionless ever since they said they were pirates.

This made Luffy, who wanted to bury his companions, very unhappy.

Didn’t you see that there was so much urgency?

"Yes, yes... I will prepare the ship for you..." the captain said repeatedly, his wrinkled face could be squeezed into an old chrysanthemum.

He can't afford to mess with Luffy

As the saying goes - it is easier to invite a god than to send him away. Since this "god" wants to leave, how can the captain pay attention?

"Helmsman Three, go, quickly find a boat for your benefactor!"

"Yes...yes! Captain!"

The capable man suddenly lifted his waist and gave a military salute

But in this case, he didn't have the confidence to face that man with demonic abilities.

I can only do it

...

"Well, thank you~"

After getting what he wanted, Luffy generously patted the captain on the shoulder for a while, almost knocking him apart.

"Hehe...hehehe...then walk slowly and come and play often when you have time~"

The captain wiped his face with snot and tears. He didn't know whether he was really crying or pretending to cry.

In short, the tears shed are always right

what?

You ask me why?

Haha, didn’t you see the empty cash warehouse of the passenger ship?

That's the captain's wife Ben!