LOL comes to Naruto

"Asshole, put me down"

Shizune slapped Zabuza's chest angrily,

"Oh~"

Zabuza glanced at his still flat figure, and without hesitation let go of his hand, letting the other girl, Shizune, land on her buttocks, in great pain.

"you"

Shizune covered her butt and exposed a row of needle-shaped hidden weapons on her wrists.

When Zabuza saw him, he immediately said, "Aren't you in trouble?"

Shizune remembered Tsunade's instructions and didn't want to get angry. She ordered Zabuza: "People from each village are coming soon, why don't you prepare?"

“What else should I prepare?”

Zabuza said in surprise. ..

"Do you want them to meet people like this?" Shizune said depressedly.

"Why not"

Zabuza asked in return.

Seeing Zabuza taking it for granted, Shizune suddenly became furious and said in a panic:

"You are ruining the reputation of the village."

"Hey, I'm not from your village." Zabuza said lazily.

Shizune was speechless, and then she suddenly remembered that this guy really wasn't one of her own.

I saw Zabuza suddenly burst into laughter and said, "Shizune, if your Tsunade-sama is willing to marry me, wouldn't I be one of your Konoha people?"

"go to hell"

Shizune threw out a punch, hitting Zabuza right in the stomach.

Zabuza was unprepared and instinctively bent into a shrimp shape.

The school welcomed a large group of people with strong atmosphere,

Zabuza's eyes shone, he opened his hands and shouted:

"Yue, Sameray, you are here."

Mangetsu and Kisame were stared at instantly, and their scalps went numb. Others expressed their understanding and respect for Zabuza's behavior. After all, it is normal for strong men to have some quirks.

Although it was uncomfortable and a little embarrassing to be stared at, the two of them were still very happy.

Isn't this the expression a good friend should have?

However, compared to Zabuza, the two of them were naturally more reserved and nodded coldly.

Zabuza rushed towards the two of them passionately,

Mangetsu and Kisame were not able to show off their expressions either. The two people who were aloof and aloof were a little uncomfortable with this kind of enthusiasm. They opened their arms with stiff smiles.

Get ready to welcome friends,

The three of them really have a deep love for each other, which is enviable. Flashdance..

"Ah~ This is my little sister Tsunade, come and give her a hug."

That's right, Zabuza's target was Tsunade from the beginning. As for Kisame and the two rough guys, it would be nice to just say hello. Do you still want any special treatment?

What if someone says that he will be angry if he doesn’t cut off the orange?

So under the dull gazes of everyone, Zabuza hugged Tsunade and said,

The meat suddenly became greasy, making Zabuza unable to put it down.

Even Tsunade didn't react to this behavior. She was already preparing to make way for Zabuza, but she didn't expect that this guy would actually make such a move.

It wasn't until he felt a friction in his chest that he suddenly came back to his senses.

Lifting your leg is just one kick,

At this moment, Zabuza was already prepared to turn around and leave gracefully.

Kisame and Mangetsu stiffened their arms with resentful expressions on their faces.

Janna burst out laughing,

Kakashi said wisely to Kai Rui beside him: "I already knew what this guy wanted to do, but it's really unfair that he is better than us just like this. Flashdance..."

"Kakashi, it seems that my youth is not passionate enough, come with me tonight" Kai invited.

"roll"

Kakashi's eyes flashed with death,

When he came back this time, he heard that Orochimaru seemed to have developed something that could satisfy the evolution of Kaleidoscope, and he also came back to act as a teacher to train the next generation of Konoha.

You can't just care about yourself. This is your responsibility as a ninja, and it is also the key to the prosperity of the village.

Zabuza took advantage of Tsunade's attention to her appearance and greeted everyone seriously,

Almost all of them are acquaintances.

Only Janna, the sexy little girl with three-point style, is relatively unfamiliar.

I say relatively unfamiliar because although I have never met him in person, I still know him online.

Now that the Internet is developed, as a princess of the Kingdom of Wind, she is naturally famous for her good looks and powerful strength.

There are even rumors about the scandal with Gale Swordsman.

As one of the Three Swordsmen of the Kingdom of Iron, Swordsman Gale has lived in the Kingdom of Wind all year round. On the surface, he said that he stayed in the Kingdom of Wind so that he could understand the way of Gale.

But everyone still knows what it is actually.

What does a wanderer who drinks and plays the flute next to Janna every day feel like?

Zabuza's greeting was serious, but others' responses were not so serious.

Kumo Ninja's Eight-Tailed Human Power Pillar performed a freestyle on Zabuza, which made people feel numb.

What is big and round, what is long and wide,

What are you singing?

Too dirty

"Princess Jana, I have been a close friend of you for a long time, and your reputation is well-deserved when we meet you today."

Zabuza glanced at Kanna's clothes and figure, pretending to be a gentleman,

Janna smiled and did not resist. Instead, she looked at Zabuza curiously. This person was one of the legends. Some people speculated that Zabuza must have obtained a complete ancient inheritance.

Not to mention powerful strength, there are also various artifacts and holy medicines,

After the brats went back to promote, Zabuza became a popular figure in the eyes of all the forces.

Not only that, Samui was entrusted with an important task by the villagers. While he was here to lead the disciples, he was also tasked with building a good relationship with Zabuza.

"Zabuza, you are also very interesting, just like the mad ghost among the Sannin."

Zabuza was still listening with a smile at first, but this girl actually compared him to that pervert Jiraiya, and his face instantly turned dark.

Like Zabuza, there is Tsunade, who feels even more embarrassed.

"No, no, Princess Jana, I'm different from him. He has a lustful heart but not a lustful heart, and I'm just like, hehe, I wonder if I have time in the evening. I want to buy you a drink to bring the two countries of Wind and Water together. Relationship, let’s face the changing time of Gui Ju together.”

Zabuza approached Kanna and smelled the unique wind and sand aura on Kanna's body.

This smell is like an oasis in the desert, exciting

"Zabuza, Princess Kanna has a noble status"

Ma Ji couldn't bear to see his goddess being molested, so he stood up and said,

However, before he could finish his words, he was interrupted by Zabuza.

Zabuza frowned, looked at Maki and said displeasedly: "Princess, what's wrong? The Daimyo of Water Country and I are brothers. Do you see what I'm talking about?"

Maki was dripping with cold sweat after being watched by Zabuza.

Just one glance, as if being stared at by a wild beast, trembling uncontrollably.

"Marky, get down."

Kanna waved her hand, and when Zabuza showed his talents for the first time, Kanna lamented that there were no Kyoshis despite his great reputation.

Her attitude has improved a lot. Apparently Zabuza's strength has been recognized by her. She smiled slightly and said,

"Of course. I'm new here. I hope Zabuza-kun can give me some advice."

Tsunade on the side looked at the two people talking happily, not to mention how awkward she felt.

She is obviously the master here, so what does Zabuza mean?

"it is good"

"Well, the birth of a new ninja is a big deal."

Tsunade seemed to be asserting her sovereignty.

"Oh, yes, this is a big deal. I specially composed a song for this important day today." Bi sang again, and even took out a small notebook.

Everyone stayed away without saying a word. Listening to this guy's songs would be better than listening to Miss Ah Li's.

Not only can you listen but you can also see.