LOL comes to Naruto

"Today in the woods, whoever is cowardly will have a grandchild."

Zabu made a knot in the Zhan Seal Technique, spit out a water dragon from his mouth, controlled the water dragon, and cleaned up the remaining people. Only then did he have the time to settle accounts with Kai, turn his jade clothes, wave his fists, and hit Kai.

Kai didn't know what he meant, but he was not afraid at all. Fighting appeared in his eyes, "Come on, who do you think would be afraid? Youth does not allow retreat, relaxation, health, or injury."

Kai opened the four doors, braved the faint blue light, and rushed forward with his fists waved.

After reporting the information, Kakashi looked puzzled as he watched the two men being beaten alive and dead. Why did they start fighting again just a moment later?

Kakashi frowned, looked at the corpses on the ground, picked up a few pistols, a few long guns, and the crooked-neck machine gun, and sealed them in the scroll.

In the truck, the fat man saw Zabuza and Kai walking away, so he tremblingly got down with the help of the doctor. He trotted in front of Kakashi, revealing just the right amount of sadness in his kindness:

"Hello, distinguished Lord Konoha Ninja, thank you for saving us and saving countless families that were about to be torn apart. If it weren't for your existence, we would all"

The fat man was frantically hinting at him, hoping that Kakashi would not snatch his gold sands. He was truly relieved when he found out that Kakashi was not interested in his several carts of gold sands.

"who are you"

Kakashi ignored what the fat man just said and asked.

"Returning to Ninja-sama, I am a businessman from the Kingdom of Wind. The Kingdom of Wind is in a miserable state right now. It doesn't matter what I want. My family is even more deprived of food, clothing and warmth. I can't just rely on a cart of goods to exchange for something." Food, go back and support your mother at home."

The fat man spoke with tears streaming down his face.

The doctor on the side was so moved and sympathized that he cried. He didn't know that his boss was so miserable. It seemed that the rich clothes and food he had seen in the past were all an illusion.

"Haha~"

Only a ghost would believe it if Kakashi saw how fat he was.

Seeing Kakashi's unmoved look, the fat man bit out and said, "Ninja-sama, we were about to go to Konoha to apply for a mission, but unfortunately we met a thief before we arrived."

"Yeah" Kakashi didn't take it seriously.

The fat man gritted his teeth, thinking that if he encountered any danger later, his money would be gone, so he made a quick decision and pointed at the scratched truck:

"That cartload of gold sand is the reward." The fat man held his chest, where there was a dull pain. In order to relieve the pain, he could only tell himself,

This is all small money. With small money, you can at least earn a car. Woohoo~ I’m so heartbroken.

Kakashi raised his head, raised his brows, and his eyes became kind. He looked at the fat man gritting his teeth and feeling aggrieved and said:

"It's easy to say, we in Konoha are the most reputable village, and we can definitely meet any of your requirements."

When the fat man heard this, he ignored his heartache and quickly asked for help, "Of course, we also believe in the sincerity of your village. I wonder if you can send us on a trip. You know that there are many dangers along the way."

Fatty originally thought that he would have nothing to fear because of the firearms. After all, this kind of thing was something even a ninja could hardly resist.

But seeing that there were robbers, I felt scared, and thought it would be safer to ask a powerful ninja for help, even though it would waste a lot of money.

Thinking about the fat man's heart started to twitch again. If he had known that Kakashi was so easy to talk to, he would have said less.

Half a car, half a car would be fine. There are so many cars, my heart hurts~

"No, no~" Kakashi shook his head, "Let's do this. If you encounter danger along the way, just report Konoha's name. No one in the Land of Fire can refuse Konoha's kindness, but if you dare to lie to me, haha "

"Don't dare, don't dare. We businessmen are all about honesty."

The fat man wiped the sweat from his face, but he was still a little scared, "It's just that, you see, a lot of people have died here. I wonder if I could trouble you to inform your companions to come and rescue me?"

"This"

Kakashi pondered for a while, thinking that a cart of gold sand would still cost hundreds of thousands taels at least, so he said: "Okay, I will call someone, don't worry."

The fat man breathed a sigh of relief and asked the doctor to summon him