Lord of the Sky, Elf King

Why is it this girl?

Chen Nan scratched his head and soon understood that Chu Rourou must have secretly taken Hua Xiaoyan's cell phone and called her after finding her number.

"It's your uncle's fault. Can you scold Grandpa Chen casually?"

Upon hearing Chen Nan's words, Chu Rouwen became furious and screamed like a pig: "You damn liar, coward, bastard, how dare you scold me, if you have the guts, don't hide away, let's see how I deal with you."

"You're such a crazy bitch. You can't even beat my Mimi, but you still want to deal with me. I'll slap you away." Chen Nan sneered.

"Ah ah ah"

Chu Rouwen was so angry that she yelled several times and roared: "You bastard named Chen, how dare you say that I am not as good as Jiang Xiaomi?"

Chen Nan said disdainfully: "You are not as good as her to begin with. Your appearance is not as good as hers, your figure is not as good as hers, your IQ is not as good as hers, you are simply useless."

"She has a butt figure. Didn't you see those two steamed dumplings of hers? They are bras, b, do you understand?" Chu Wenrou roared at the top of her lungs. Chen Nan seemed to be able to imagine her going berserk.

"What about yours? Yours seems to be A, smaller than hers."

"You fart, fart, I'm obviously C, I'm older than her."

"How can you die if you don't brag?" Chen Nan's tone was full of contempt and said: "Only your two Wangzai little steamed buns are better than my Mimi's. I think you are shorter and look a little fatter. , she is just a stunted girl with problems."

Dysplasia

Hearing these four words, the fire in Chu Wenrou's heart was stronger than ever.

She and Jiang Xiaomi have been fighting many times since childhood. They can be said to be mortal enemies. What makes her feel inferior the most is her height. Jiang Xiaomi is one year younger than her, but he is ten years taller than her. centimeters.

In fact, Chu Wenrou's height of 1.56 meters is considered the normal height of many women in China.

However, compared with the height of a man like Jiang Xiaomi, she immediately couldn't calm down. Especially when she heard Chen Nan say the word stunted, Chu Wenwen became even more angry.

"My surname is Chen, I will fight with you until death."

Chen Nan said indifferently: "It's up to you, I won't die if you die anyway."

"You are a thousand-year-old scourge," Chu Wenrou roared, "If you are still a man, stop hiding and get out of here. I will torture you to death."

Chen Nan sneered and said: "Am I a man? It's very simple. Let's go to the hotel and get a room, and I will immediately let you understand what it means to be a man."

"You stinky shameless person, go to hell"

Chu Wenrou cursed and said angrily: "Stop talking nonsense, do you dare to get out?"

"Uncle, I never know what "get out" means. But, your uncle is free now. I might as well play with you. Tell me a place. Grandpa, I will come over in a minute." Chen Nan calls himself uncle for a while, and then calls himself grandpa for a while. , I don’t feel blushing at all.

Chu Wenrou gritted her teeth: "I'm waiting for you at the entrance of Yong'an Department Store. If you still dare to let me go, I will fight you to the death."

"You little bitch, wait for me."

Chen Nan hung up the phone, stood up and walked out of the room.

"Chen Xiaonan, where are you going?" Concubine Dongfang Yun asked curiously when she saw Chen Nan coming out.

"No comment."

Chen Nan shrugged, turned and walked out of the hall.

Concubine Dongfang Yun snorted and stamped her feet hard several times, but there was no way she could do anything about it. She complained to Su Yixuan: "Sister, this guy is the bodyguard you hired, but you don't care about him when he goes out to pick up girls at night."

Su Yixuan smiled: "How do you know he is going to pick up girls?"

"You guessed it, this pervert, what else can happen if he goes out to pick up girls at night?" Dongfang Yunfei said angrily.

Su Yixuan smiled helplessly and said, "I see you acting like this, why do you seem to be jealous?"

"How is it possible?"

Concubine Dongfang Yun couldn't help but stammered because of her guilty conscience. She quickly pointed to the TV and said, "Look, look, the news broadcast has started."

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Su Yixuan was speechless, wasn't she really hiding it?

Let's say that after Chen Nan went out, he drove to the entrance where Chu Wenwen mentioned.

When drag racing became a habit, things like red lights and driver's license deductions were just a cloud. Now there are quite a lot of cars on the road, but Chen Nan arrived at the place Chu Wenrou agreed to in less than five minutes.

Glancing around, Chu Wenrou was nowhere to be seen.

"This bitch is too slow." Chen Nan muttered, picked up the phone and dialed Hua Xiaoyan's number.

But this time it was not Chu Wenrou who answered the phone, but Hua Xiaoyan herself. The monster chuckled and said, "Chen Nan, why did you suddenly remember to call me? What are you doing?"

"Where is Chu Rourou?" Chen Nan asked.

Hua Xiaoyan was stunned: "She just went out. She hates you now. Why are you looking for her?"

"She just called me with your mobile phone and agreed to duel with me, but I didn't see her when I got here, so I asked." Chen Nan said.

"This crazy girl"

Hua Xiaoyan sighed helplessly and said, "She has a bad temper, so don't care about her."

"The most I can do is teach her a lesson. Don't worry, I won't make her belly bigger." Chen Nan laughed and said.

"It's not serious." Hua Xiaoyan said with a smile: "I'm sorry you don't have the courage. If you make her belly bigger, Mimi will not kill you."

Chen Nan chuckled and said, "My Mimi is asking questions. Believe it or not, even if I make your belly bigger, Mimi won't blame me."

"Fuck you, you smooth talker."

Chen Nan was also bored and joked: "You have never kissed me, how do you know that my mouth is oily and my tongue is slippery?"

"your sister"

Hua Xiaoyan couldn't help but want to curse.

If the ancients who created this idiom knew that this word was misinterpreted by Chen Nan, they would be so angry that they would jump out of the coffin and fight for Chen Nan's life.

Chen Nan said: "You are a star after all. As a public figure, you should use civilized language."

"Friends are gone, goodbye."

Hua Xiaoyan was speechless. Even the great sage Confucius wouldn't be able to help but curse when meeting someone like Chen Nan.

Chen Nan was about to continue teasing, but at this moment, a voice suddenly came from the side: "Shameless thing, you are teasing my cousin."

Chu Wenwen's voice was so loud that even Hua Xiaoyan on the other side of the phone heard it and laughed: "Chen Nan, she's here. If you dare to make her belly bigger, then I really admire you."

"I care about your sister"

"Fuck it, my sister is right in front of you, as long as you have the courage." Hua Xiaoyan laughed and hung up the phone.

Chen Nan glanced at Chu Wenrou and said seriously: "Your cousin said, let me make your belly bigger."

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