Pirate Dark General

"Kill me? Why did you kill me?" Luffy looked puzzled, "Is it because I accidentally stepped on your face just now?"

"Shut up, stop talking!" Cavendish shouted with grief and anger.

"Luffy-senpai, I know him. This guy cares about his own image the most. As long as we take out the image phone bug and take a picture of his current embarrassed appearance, we can definitely coerce him into doing various things! Hey Hahaha!" Bartolomeo said with an attentive smile.

"Demon, devil!" Cavendish trembled all over, these two bastards are really evil!

"Why does this guy look like a woman? It's boring!" Luffy said boredly picking his nostrils.

"Since senior Lu Fei said it's boring, then such a small person is definitely not worthy of attention!" Bartolomio suddenly realized.

"Nobody...not worthy of attention..." Cavendish muttered to himself, gradually turning dark.

At this time, a man flew down from the sky with gas spraying from his feet. The color of the grassland above his head looked particularly conspicuous.

"Sanji, your kick hurts me so much!"

"Idiot, I've already told you that my name is Yuuji!"

Hearing what Luffy said, the man who called himself Yuji roared angrily.

"Do you think I can't recognize you if you dye your hair the color of Sauron?" Luffy said convincingly.

"I told you not to compare me with that defective product, I don't have that bad character like him!" Yongji snorted coldly.

"Look, there are beautiful women over there!"

"Ah? Where is it? Where is it?"

Seeing the opponent's almost instinctive reaction of looking around, Luffy showed a "smart" smile, "You are indeed Sanji!"

Realizing that he had been tricked, Yongji said frantically, "How many times do you have to tell me, my name is Yongji!"

"I understand!" Just when Yuji was a little relieved, Luffy shouted again, "You want to win the captain's position from me, right? Sanji!"

Yuji: "(╬￣Van￣)"

"Then come on, we just haven't fought yet!"

"Ugh! I actually wasted so long with an imbecile waste like you!"

At this time, Cavendish, who had completed blackening and awakened, said with a morbid smile, "Hehehehe, kill you, kill you bastards who don't take me seriously!"

"Luffy-senpai, leave this mental illness to me. You go and finish the battle with Sanji-senpai!" Bartolomeo shouted with tears streaming down his face, "This is a fateful showdown!"

"You idiots, do you really listen to people? It's been said that I am Yongzhi!" Yongzhi yelled frantically, and rushed towards Luffy.

"Let's fight, Sanji!" Luffy shouted in resignation, and suddenly hit the opponent with his elongated fist.

……

On the coastline, in front of a strange pirate ship.

A large group of pirates knelt on the ground, and in front of them was a man with extremely indifferent eyes.

"Tell me, where is that fruit?"

"I don't know, we really don't know!" These pirates cried with tears streaming down their faces and shouted with a broken mentality, "Only the captain knows where the fruit is!"

At this time, another group of pirates who were standing guard came forward and said, "Master Weber, there are no devil fruits on the ship. It seems that it is probably carried by the new pirate."

Wei Bo was noncommittal, then looked at the kneeling pirates and asked, "Where's your captain?"

"This...we don't know about this." All the pirates said with a lack of confidence, their eyes dodging.

"Don't know?" Weber's voice was slightly cold. Just as he was about to continue speaking, the phone in his arms rang.

"Lord Weber, we found traces of that pirate! Now, Lord Yongji is blocking him in the bullfighting arena!"

"Bullfighting arena? Great, I get it!"

Without saying much, Weber quickly hung up the phone.

"Master Weber, what should we do with these pirates?"

"Do you still have to ask? Kill them all!"

In the desperate eyes of all the pirates, Weber spread his wings and flew towards the sky.

……

On the street of lovers.

"Thank you, little brother! Bo!"

"Please don't say thank you!"

After sending away a beautiful woman who was almost robbed, Sanji, who was spraying nosebleeds, suddenly realized, "I forgot again, now we should hurry up and find Luffy!"

At this moment, the sound of fighting suddenly came from the direction of the bullfighting arena in the distance. Looking up, Sanji even saw an arm stretched to the sky above the arena.

"It's Luffy, he's already fighting with someone!" Sanji said in his heart that he was terrible, but he didn't have time to think about it, so he could only run with all his strength, and ran towards the arena as fast as he could.

……

in the arena.

"Sanji, why have you become weaker!" Luffy looked "shocked" after punching Yongzhi away.

"Asshole, are you saying that I can't compare to that defective product?" Yongji, who felt he was humiliated, rushed forward, and then was knocked back even faster.

"I see! It must be because you had too many nosebleeds today, so you are weak, right?" Luffy was stunned at first, and then said enviously, "By the way, where did you get your super handsome clothes?" How much? Lend me some clothes when you get back!"

"It's so noisy!" Yongzhi roared angrily, and was beaten upside down again.

At this time, two figures came from the sky.

"What a mess, Yuuji!"

"Heh, you're not that guy Sanji pretending to be, are you?"

Seeing the appearance of these two people, Luffy's brain suddenly shut down, "Why are there another blue-haired Sanji and a red-haired Sanji?"

"Could it be that this is the legendary avatar?"

"How big is your clone, you idiot!"

Sanji, who happened to appear, kicked Luffy out and cursed furiously, "Are you an idiot for still admitting the wrong person after two years?"

"Four, four Sanji!" Luffy didn't care too much, he just stared at this scene with wide eyes, and then finally woke up and looked at Yuji, "So you are not Sanji! It's too insidious to lie to me !"

Yongji got up from the ground and roared like a crazy baboon, "I've always said my name is Yongji, it's Yongji!"

Seeing Yongji's look like he was about to go crazy due to torture, for some reason, Sanji felt a trace of sympathy in his heart.

"Oh." Luffy simply said "Oh" and then asked, "Since you are not Sanji, why did you hit me just now?"

Seeing Luffy's perfunctory attitude, for some reason, Yuji felt even more angry!

Before he could speak, Sanji put his right hand on Luffy's shoulder, "They should be coming for the little brother you just met!"

"Huh? Bartolomeo?" Luffy asked in surprise.

"You actually know? Ha, it doesn't matter!" Iji, a red-haired man, said coldly, "Let him hand over the devil fruit he bought on the black market, otherwise, all of you will die!"

Luffy didn't respond in a hurry, but tilted his head and asked with a puzzled face, "Speaking of which, who are you pirated Sanji?"

"Piracy...Sanji..." The faces of the three of them turned cold instantly, "If you want to talk about piracy, it is because the defective product beside you is a pirated version. family."

"At the same time, he is also the person who can decide your destiny!"