I am Uchiha Madara

♂nbsp; In his nearly 30 years of life, Hashirama has only met one person with such a narcissistic way of speaking.Yes, except for the psychotic patient in the imperial mausoleum who chased him with a sword for a long time and didn't think twice about it.

Eliminate all impossibilities, and whatever remains is the truth no matter how impossible it is.At this moment, Hashirama is possessed by Holmes.

"Yu Ming Zheng Dian Yun"

"From now on, I am Senju Yun." The child nodded, acknowledging his identity in disguise.

"How did you become Madara and I's biological son?" Hashirama was more troubled than surprised.The only interaction he had with this ancestor was a fight in the imperial mausoleum, where he experienced firsthand the power of the legendary king of close combat.Not to mention how to reveal his identity, it would definitely be very irritating to have Madara throw something to the SAARC side with a letter of "hard training".

Besides, the word "biological" is too scary.

Qianju Yun briefly explained the situation, and then comforted him with a smile: "I don't mind being your son~"

Hashirama: I mind

Tobirama on the other side frowned more and more, looking at Senju Yun like he was looking at a madman.

It is not that there are no techniques in the ninja world that can bring the dead to the living world, but they are all temporary. Even if they can stay in the living world, they are still like humans and ghosts. For example, the five-heart Kakuzu and the refined vegetative Zetsuwa Orochimaru, who keeps changing bodies, is mostly rejected by everyone.The price paid for going against the will is naturally huge.How can it be like Qianju Yun, who has the body and life of an ordinary person?

After "having ulterior motives", he once again labeled the child a "liar".

Tobirama didn't bother to speak out to expose such crude lies, but alas, what happened? Why did his elder brother believe it?

"Wait, wait a minute." Tobirama couldn't understand Hashirama's attitude of accepting everything, and shouted loudly: "How could such a ridiculous thing happen? What is the law recognized and predetermined fate when we are still children listening to stories? Is it so clumsy? Uchiha Madara can also make up lies, brother, where is your sanity? You can’t believe everything just because you like Uchiha Madara.”

Hashirama glanced at Tobirama with complicated eyes, turned his head and sighed.He really wants to say, my stubborn brother, stop trying to save your broken worldview. That's all true.

Senju Yun touched his chin, raised an eyebrow at Tobirama, and said with a smile: "But in more than 400 years, ninjas have become so stupid that they can't accept such a thing."

Tobirama roared in his heart: What does "such a small thing" mean? How can a normal person accept "such a small thing?" What the elder brother said before about going to another world and seeing the exact same version of himself was already unbelievable. Well, now even the underworld has come out with this. Is the world crazy?

"There's nothing you can do if you don't believe me~" Senju Yun waved his hands and smiled brightly at Hashirama, "Your opinion doesn't matter anyway, it's your elder brother who makes the decision~"

What a twitchy smile, what a choking tone

Tobirama gritted his teeth and said, "I now believe that you are the ancestor of that monster Uchiha Madara."

"Ah, it's great that you realize this~"

Tobirama: Brother, I want to bully the weak

With Hashirama's acquiescence, Senju Yun officially took root in Senju's territory.The female ninja and the children applauded, and the male ninja had a good impression of this child with great potential.Tobirama is the only one who has an opinion. Well, as Senju Yun said, his opinion is indeed not important.

As for the issue of illegitimate children, after being the head of the family for so many years, Hashirama is not a vegetarian.Of course, the real situation cannot be told, and the fact that the child is Madara and his own blood cannot be said for the time being, and there is no way to explain it.Although he is not afraid of gossip, he does not want to be the center of gossip.

The best thing to do is to say nothing.

He generously brought Qianju Yun to meet with everyone, and treated Qianju Yun like an ordinary child of the Qianju family. He also asked everyone to "take good care of this child" and praised him for his "very good qualifications" and " "I will definitely grow into an excellent ninja in the future" and "train hard to build a harmonious world" and so on.His attitude is very calm, his words and deeds are very decent, and his behavior is not overly friendly. In short, there is nothing that makes people catch the wind.

After walking around the South Alliance camp, everyone felt that they had misunderstood Lord Hashirama.At first glance, Hashirama-sama is not the kind of man who has a chaotic private life and is irresponsible. I am afraid this child will be accepted as his apprentice.

Behind everyone's back, Hashirama secretly breathed a sigh of relief.Finally passed

This shows how important a good reputation is

Tobirama found out for the first time that his eldest brother can also deceive others:

In this way, Qianju Yun became even more at home.Now that the situation in the Country of Fire is somewhat stable, the younger ninjas do not need to fight as hard as before, so they all gather under Senju Yun for training on weekdays, including Tobirama's new disciple Shimura Danzo.

As for another disciple, Mito Monen, who just turned ten this year, Tobirama personally took him on a mission to the northern part of the Land of Fire, saving him from the fate of being ravaged by a certain Yun, which is gratifying.

Although Yumei Masanoriyun's personality has many flaws, he is a person who is difficult to dislike. Even his enemies have to admit this.

He is handsome in appearance and well-educated, broad-minded and powerful, not attached to a rigid black-and-white view of good and evil, has a sense of the overall situation and is willing to go out of his way for his friends.Ordinary people praise him, women adore him, friends trust him, subordinates respect him, and opponents admire him.In short, it's like a fusion of all the best qualities of Uchiha Madara and Senju Hashirama.

Although Uchiha Madara is good, his style is too high and his aura is too strong to make people feel close to him. Senju Hashirama's overall quality is perfect, his character is trustworthy, but his methods are slightly inferior.Both of them are top figures rarely seen in hundreds of years. What kind of person is Masanori Yun who can combine their strengths? This information will not be recorded in history. History will only record how many battles Akatsuki Masanori Yun fought. What reforms he made as his wife after marrying someone, etc. The glory that belongs to an individual is difficult to record in words.

So Hashirama, who is currently working hard to build Konoha and eradicate the remnants of the Fire Nation, has no idea that the future of SAARC, or the future of Konoha, is about to change.

Tobirama was cautious and suspicious. After learning Senju Yun's true identity, he secretly ordered people to find many historical stories about Akatsuma Noriyun.

As for the so-called historical stories

"Your Highness Xiaozhen, you illuminate my whole life like the sun. I just need to be a small, insignificant sunflower, looking at you, thinking about you, and thinking about you every day. That's enough."

"Rouji, you are so considerate and considerate that no one can bear to hurt me. It is my greatest luck to meet you."

"Xiang'er, how could I let such a fragile girl leave the dust and soil alone with her injuries? Your jade feet will lose their tenderness, and the north wind carrying the sand will hurt your beautiful face. I feel so sorry for you. "

"Xiao Zhenjun, thank you for your thoughtfulness. Can you feel my pounding heartbeat when you are carrying me? It seems to have fallen in love with you."

"No, no Yingzi, don't leave me"

"Cough, cough." The girl in her arms spat out a mouthful of blood, and a satisfied smile appeared on her pale face. "Being able to die in your arms is the happiest thing in my life. The latest chapter of the murder caused by a younger brother of the hunter. Young Master, in the next life. Bye now"

Tobirama suppressed the urge to go crazy and patiently read no less than fifty love stories. The ninja who submitted the information looked at Tobirama with relief.

Intelligence Ninja: Does Tobirama-sama want to learn how to get along with his future wife? He is so tough and tender.

Tenderness, your sister

After reading Akatsuma Noriyun's love history, Tobirama's temples were pounding.Why why is it all this kind of thing?

The intelligence ninja felt aggrieved: "Sir, these are the only ones you can find on the market."

The reason is very simple. Everyone knows that the primary purpose of stories is entertainment.

500 years ago, Akatsuma Noriyun loved to wander around, and his confidantes were all over the continent. There were kunoichi, princesses, poor girls, and geishas of all kinds. The love stories that have been passed down to this day are only a small part of the truth, and they have been passed down by countless people. The adaptation is beyond recognition.

Someone shows mercy everywhere, but in the end he only marries one woman, and remains the same after marriage.The relationship between him and his confidante is at most a spiritual love affair, and they are not innocent. There is no obstacle to the other party wanting to marry someone else.Otherwise, his title would not be "Sage of Love" but "Slut".

Despite this, some women also wanted him to remain unmarried for life, and to maintain relationships that were more than friendship and less than lovers.

don't even think about it

Tobirama tossed the information aside, and while pinching Seimei's point, he silently comforted himself that it was not all without gain: at least he had to move the nearby female ninjas who were over three years old and under 30 years old away from that Senju Yun. Women are precious resources in the ninja world, how can we all take advantage of that kid?

Coming out of the remote intelligence office, Tobirama happened to see his cousin Senju Yuka holding a box of seafood rice balls and teasing Senju Yun with a smile.

Tobirama looked at it expressionlessly, turned around and took a different path, mentally deciding to increase the age of the transferred women to 40.

The training ground near Senju was completely occupied by young ninjas. Most of the adults had their own things to do. Except for the guards who stayed behind, the rest were scattered at various missions.In comparison, Qianju's side turned out to be the busiest place in the SAARC camp.

Looking at the children training hard with smiling faces from a distance, Tobirama's eyebrows that had been tightened for many days relaxed, and the corners of his mouth turned up slightly to reveal a smile.He knows that he is not as friendly as his elder brother, and some younger children are even afraid of him.So he stood for a while and then quietly walked away from the nearby woods.

Deep in the woods, his still charming aunt blocked his way.

Didn't she tease the shota to such a happy point? Even though she was a fake shota, Tobirama silently slandered this elegant aunt, and bowed to the woman as a junior with a straight face.

"Aunt, what's the matter?"

"That child~" Senju Yuka winked at his second nephew, "Is he Kohashirama's son?"

Tobirama was too lazy to complain about the bold words he used.At first, he was very surprised that although the etiquette taught by Senju was not as strict and rigorous as that of the Uchiha and Hyuga families, it was still everyone's style. How could he raise such a domineering woman?Now, I'm used to it.

However, how should he answer it? Tobirama rarely hesitated.

Seeing that he didn't speak, Senju Yuka smiled even more happily: "The child's mother is from the Uchiha side."

Tobirama:

During this period of time, I saw too many brain-boosting emperors, and Tobirama felt that even talking was superfluous.

"It looks like the Northeastern Supernatural Files is correct," Yuka Senju clapped her hands and laughed, "Seeing as Hashirama is almost 30 years old and doesn't want to talk about marriage, I thought he was in love with some male ninja~ Look, he's got one I feel relieved about my child.”

In fact, you guessed it correctly. Tobirama's lips moved and he finally decided to remain silent.For the first time, I discovered that facial paralysis is a good thing. It can cope with many unexpected situations.

"If you don't recognize this child, are you worried that the people at home will object because the other person is an Uchiha?"

Tobirama:

No, it's not because the other person's surname is Uchiha, it's because the other person is the head of the Uchiha family, a man.

Of course Senju Yuka couldn't hear the slanderous words, she just took Tobirama's acquiescence. "Oh, why did Hashirama become so timid? That kid is really lovable and has top-notch qualifications. So many kids are not as good as him. I can deal with those stubborn old immortals at home." She waved her fist and then patted Tobirama vigorously. shoulder, "Tell Xiao Hashirama to marry her back as soon as possible~ By the way, Uchiha are all beauties, tsk tsk tsk, their bodies and skin are good~ They are not bad at all compared to the women of the Uzumaki family. Xiao Hashirama has good eyesight, no wonder I don’t want to get married, hahaha”

Of course the eldest brother has good taste. Would it be "good" to hook up with the most outstanding members of the Uchiha family? But it would be too difficult to marry him back.Tobirama's mouth twitched and he decided to put an end to Senju Yuka's unrealistic thoughts. "It's not the eldest brother not marrying, it's the Uchiha's fault."

"Uchiha" Senju Youjia paused, and immediately imagined the bloody drama of breaking up a bunch of lovers because of old grudges between Uchiha. "What? Looking at Uchiha Madara's behavior, I thought he was so smart and open-minded, but I didn't expect it to be nothing more than that."

Tobirama nodded, he was happy to put a foot on Madara's character.

But Yuka Senju is not the kind of person who gives up easily, not to mention that the matter involves her dear nephew.She thought for a moment and then smiled: "Who is the mother of the child from the Uchiha family?"

"Brother said, it's not convenient to tell you at the moment." Tobirama felt that he was really a considerate junior and did not tell the truth to avoid irritating his elders.

It seems that this road is not possible. She still wants to encourage other girls to elope for love and children. Senju Yujia shrugged: "You are so protective. I will go to Uchiha and try to find out about the situation and try to persuade Uchiha." The head of the family lets him go."

Tobirama: Auntie, if you can really convince Uchiha Madara to marry you, I will kneel down to you.

Watching Senju Yuka leave happily, Tobirama was silent.You can't tell the truth at all, okay? The truth is too damaging to your outlook on life, okay? The world should not be too ridiculous, okay?

He suddenly realized what "sometimes, silence can speak louder than a thousand words."

Everyone is drunk, I am awake alone, don’t be too lonely

In this room, Senju Yun returned to the training ground with a bunch of delicious food from various kunoichi as usual, and the little devils stopped training one after another and gathered around. "Boss Yun has something good to eat again."

Qian Juyun couldn't speak with a dumpling in his mouth. He raised his eyebrows and motioned to the people next to him to share the stuff.The three children closest to him diligently helped him get them all.Senju Yun Teng raised his hand and ate up the sweet glutinous rice balls in two mouthfuls. He smiled and named the three children: "Miura, Changshi, and Tuanwu. There are some seafood rice balls in the lunch box over there, and there are some sweet rice balls in the snack box over here." Okay, each of you can help share the cake. Each of the three of you can take one more."

"Long live" "Long live" "Thank you, Boss Yun"

The three children looked at Senju Yun with bright eyes. Danzo, who was standing at the back, couldn't help but feel a little disgusted when he saw his younger brother Danmu being so convinced by a boy who had only been around for a few days.

The other kids had looks of regret on their faces.Qianju Yun clasped his index finger on his face and added unhurriedly: The smallest box contains Taro Maruko-chan’s new rainbow balls. There will be a competition below, and the three who fall in the end can share it~"

"Okay" the little ninjas cheered.

In the current world of Naruto, food is a scarce resource, and ordinary ninjas are not very well-off. Read the full text of Dark Princess Guaiguai Card.These little ninjas have no other food expenses except three meals a day.The ninjas were very busy, and no one would cook until dinner time.The camp is stationed in the wild, and traffic is strictly censored. There are no shops selling food nearby.

It is the time when children are growing up and they exercise a lot, so it is inevitable that they will be hungry.Ninja children are precocious, aware of adults' difficulties, and never complain.

Not complaining does not mean that he is not uncomfortable with hunger. Senju Yun found the little ninja secretly hunting game in the woods more than once.

The war consumes a large amount of materials. Wherever it goes, farmers flee, people's livelihoods are in decline, and many industries, especially agriculture, have come to a standstill due to labor shortages.Although the era he was born in was chaotic, there was no war of this magnitude.Thanks to his efforts, children, especially those in the Kingdom of Water, are better protected.

When he was given another life, he didn't want to be as powerful as he was in his previous life, but had to work hard all his life. Traveling around leisurely was the most wonderful pursuit.But that doesn't mean he will just sit back and watch everything happen.If he can do what he can, why not do it? Even if there are some things that he can take care of for a lifetime, he will only take care of this "moment". As for the "life", he will leave it to that outstanding descendant.

After holding on for 500 years, it’s time for him to take a break~

Encouraged by the food, the little ninjas gained endless strength. After receiving the rice balls and sweet cakes, they ate and crowded into the training ground noisily.Danwu took advantage of others not paying attention and broke off more than half of his sweet cake and quietly stuffed it to Danzo.Danzo blinked, and the taste in his heart immediately dissipated.He stuffed the sweet cake back with a gentle expression: "You can eat it yourself, I'm not hungry."

"Brother is lying." Tuan Wu touched his stomach. How could he not be hungry?

"Have I lied to you?" Danzo said with a straight face, acting like an elder brother, "You are still disobedient."

Tuan Wu quickly shook his head, bit the sweet cake into his mouth and ate it with bulging cheeks.As he stuffed it back and forth, his fingers were stained with sticky rice flour. He hesitated before lowering his head and licking his fingers clean.He raised his head and met Senju Yun who was looking at him with a smile. Danwu couldn't help but blush when he thought of his actions just now.

Qian Juyun looked away considerately, making Tuanwu less embarrassed.

What a simple child

With this in mind, Senju Yun slowly rolled up his sleeves and went to the edge of the field to exercise.The newly obtained body has not undergone any training, and there is a long way to go before it can regain its previous strength.

The author has something to say: A candle for Tobirama’s brother whose world view is broken

Aunt Youjia, were you ever so close to the truth?

xxx xxx

Thank you for the snowflakes in summer. In winter, I threw a landmine.

Thank you Jue for throwing a mine

Thank you Jue for throwing a mine

Jue threw two, rub, thank you very much

Thank you Lanmu Luo for throwing a landmine

Thank you Lanmu Luo for throwing a grenade

Ah Luo, I saw Ah Luo and the grenade again and showed a shocked face.

Thank you Wanyue Chenguang for throwing a landmine

When I was typing, I realized for the first time that I was crying because I didn’t recite the moonlight in the evening. I was used to reciting the moonlight in the moonlight. I punished myself for reciting it wrongly for so long~ Cover your right face and ask for a kiss 3

Thank you for being thrown a mine by the Braised Pickled Vegetables and Shrimps. Every time I see the comments of the shrimps, I feel good~

Thank you anpeiqing for throwing a landmine and hugging your chest﹃