I am Uchiha Madara

♂nbsp; "Heaven wants to destroy me, God wants to destroy me."

The little Loli knelt in the corner holding the failed history test paper and burst into tears, "How can I explain this to the Queen Mother?" When she thought of her Queen Mother rushing over with a pan in hand, her twin ponytails drooped. .

The girl with short red hair asked curiously: "Your history shouldn't be so bad. You've been muttering about you Konoha Madaragami all day long. Haven't you been reading that secret history before the exam? Here, show me the paper."

The red-haired girl was puzzled. She saw that girl Arthur every day holding a thick history book that was said to be the history of the mythical era, and she was reviewing it very hard.And the history exam is almost the easiest one. According to the words of the old witch who coughed up history: "The history of the mainland can be summed up in one word, namely the four eras and seven stages. You can sort it out in a minute at a glance~"

The so-called four eras and seven stages refer to: the first ancient civilization era, when a certain royal family unified the continent. The specific historical evidence is still in the process of being discovered, so the least research has been done.The Second Mythical Age has legends that people at that time had very magical powers, also known as the Ninja Age.With the establishment of Konoha as the dividing line, it is divided into the pre-Warring States period and the post-Warring States period. Because the detailed historical materials are severely damaged, this section is mostly a big topic, such as the significance of the establishment of Konoha village, the changes in order during the last four wars, Qian Temashirama's historical achievements and so on.The third era of kingdoms' struggle for hegemony was divided into two stages with the Enlightenment Movement as the dividing line: the clan struggle for hegemony and the Enlightenment period.Enlightenment is the big focus, but it’s not too difficult.The fourth is modern times and modern times.

By jotting down important times, people and events, you can get almost 70 points. This time, the old witch was so merciful that she didn't test the remote knowledge points.They are in the Yang Kingdom, which is the Land of Fire in the Mythical Age. Most of the big questions revolve around the history of their own country. If they study the history of Konoha and the history of the Fire Nation's hegemony and play a little bit, they will definitely not be able to get away with 80 points.

Glancing at the densely packed rows of crosses, the red-haired girl's blood surged and her temples jumped, "What's going on with you?"

Pointing at the multiple-choice questions with the name "Uchiha Madara" written all over the paper with trembling fingers, the red-haired girl almost pressed the paper to her face. "This is a multiple-choice question. Please read clearly. It is a multiple-choice question, not a fill-in-the-blank question. Fill in the blanks with abcd, which is not your Madara God's name."

As soon as Madara God appeared, Loli, who had just bowed her head and shivered, immediately went into a crazy fan state. The hair on her forehead stood up and trembled. "I'm not wrong." She argued loudly with glaring blue eyes, "I Madaragami is omnipotent”

"Idiot fans also have a point. No matter how omnipotent Madara God is, you will never travel from the age of mythology to the enlightened era of the age of hegemony to promulgate the Human Rights, Equal Freedoms Act. Aren't you afraid that Daichi Hoshino, who wrote the bill, will climb into your window at night?" the red-haired girl roared. . "And there is no option for Uchiha Madara in this multiple-choice question. You didn't choose any of them. What does it mean to write Uchiha Madara's name in the blank box?"

"That is because after I, Madara God, have perfected my merits, I no longer bother to stay in this ignorant world. If I, Madara God, were still here, with his wisdom, the xxxxxx bill would have been written two centuries earlier."

""

There is no cure for a mentally retarded person, so don't be like her.The red-haired girl took a deep breath and told herself this, steadying her strong little heart and continuing to look down.

Essay question: Please summarize Senju Hashirama's transformative measures during his rule in Konoha and their impact on future generations.

Answer: 1. Breaking the siled situation of the ninja family and uniting the ninja and the country, laying the foundation for the era of hegemony.

The red-haired girl nodded secretly. Regardless of Madara God's influence, Arthur's answer was quite decent.

2. Create and popularize public basic education, and break the narrow tradition of family education and single-line teaching between master and apprentice.

"The person who pioneered public basic education was the Second Hokage Senju Tobirama Ga Hashira Tei. His biological brother is not Uchiha Madara." The red-haired girl told her sadly, "Although I also think it was Hashira Tei who did this, it is true. No, Arthur, you just forgot."

"No, I'm right." Arthur nodded affirmatively while holding a thick history book. "Schools were built during the second generation period, but basic education has been around since the founding of the village. I, Banshen, was also involved." She raised her hands. Written in thick pages.”

The red-haired girl paused, then thought about the possibility. Most of the absolutely certain history recorded in textbooks, such as the establishment of the Konoha Ninja School during the reign of the Second Hokage, can be inferred from the beginning of public basic education. This is certain. of.Even if there was a similar form of education system during Emperor Zhu's period, as long as there are no clear documents or cultural relics left to prove it, it can only be said to be "doubtful."Emma, ​​I said, how could I, Emperor Zhu, not think of universalizing public education? Haha, when I think about it, the image of my male god becomes even greater, brighter and upright~ The red-haired girl hesitated for a moment, looked at Arthur's shining eyes, and pretended He coughed seriously: "For the sake of score, you have to write the answers in the textbook."

Arthur curled his lips in disapproval and made a low sound.

3. Establish the first ninja organization with clear goals and complete institutions to start the post-Warring States era.

4. He gave birth to the smart and wise Prince Fuji with Madara God and then had his granddaughter Tsunade, the Fifth Hokage. The beautiful, generous and powerful Princess Tsunade turned the tide in the ninja world in three and four battles bababa

Red-haired girl throws blood on the ground

No wonder, no wonder, no wonder I got zero points for this question even though I got a few correct answers.

"What does it mean to have a Prince Fuji with Madara God?"

Arthur touched his chin, with a righteous look on his face: "I think the two most successful things in your Pillar Emperor's life are to establish Konoha and to marry me, Madara God. I, Madara God, was born noble, beautiful, wise, courageous, and has connections all over the continent. The upper, middle and lower classes, with their strong military skills, cool, handsome and arrogant tyrants, can destroy you and the whole world in a matter of minutes without any explanation. Why don’t you mortals come and accept the order and kneel to the death to thank you for your great kindness~"

"You've read too much Hashirabanwen, haven't you?"

"It's Banzhu"

"The point is not about aggression and acceptance," the red-haired girl said with a grumpy face, "Fiction and historical facts are two different things. How can two men have a child? Even if there are two people on the Internet having sex with each other, it doesn't mean that they can write like this on the test paper."

"I'm talking about historical facts." Arthur raised the book in his hand: Secret History of the Age of Mythology. "People in the mythical age have magical powers, and maybe they have special methods."

"Haha." The red girl choked, her eyes sharply spotted the author's name under the book, and she raised her chin with disdain and taunted, "I mean, it turns out to be the biggest fan of Uchiha Madara in the Qiming era. Stupid Yugami. Arthur, just read what she writes as a novel, don’t take it seriously.”

"You" Arthur puffed up his face and stared at her dissatisfied, "Akui, you are going too far."

"That's too much for you." The red-haired girl stared at her secretly, "We promised to be good friends for life. The other questions were wrong. But in the end, you can't even understand the historical achievements of Emperor Zhu, and we can still have fun playing "

"You are cold, you are ruthless, you are unreasonable, am I, Madara God, not worthy of you Pillar Emperor? You say it, you say it." Arthur rushed up to her and grabbed her collar and shook her violently.

"That's not the point. I can't communicate with you at all. Let go, let go. You go and serve the Queen Mother's pan. I won't accompany you." The red-haired girl straightened her black bow tie and angrily kicked off her sneakers. "People who don't even understand me, Emperor Zhu, are not worthy of being my friends."

Arthur bit his lip: "Huh, who cares? In short, those who don't agree with me, Madara God, are my enemies"~~~~><~~~~

The two best friends parted ways at the intersection.

The red-haired girl who was attacked by Arthur's brain-dead halo didn't know that her lovely good friend Arthur accidentally stepped into the ditch in excitement and traveled through time holding the book that historians commented was "a historical novel full of jq and nonsense".

What a sad story.

Arthur, a petite and soft-bodied lolita with two ponytails who could easily overthrow him without any strength, only had a thick secret history and a failed examination paper in his arms.In this way, he descended into the period of the Fourth World War in the mythical era without any warning, like a pure little sheep falling into a pack of ferocious wolves.

Ah, just talking about it makes me shed tears of sympathy.

God's only favor was to let her fall into the arms of Tsunade, the specific coordinates of the Allied Forces Command of the Fourth War.

Tsunade was about to rush to the battlefield with Yeyue Hai. The headquarters was half destroyed. The meteorites were summoned by the enemy. They could not sit back and wait for death.As a result, a loli fell from the sky. She grabbed the little girl who suddenly appeared and restrained her instinct to fight back in time.Because this loli has no chakra aura on her body, and there are no traces of even exercise. Her white and tender limbs tell you that she has been pampered since she was a child.

When Arthur saw Tsunade's face and the diamond-shaped mark on her forehead, his eyes suddenly turned into little stars: "Wow, are you cosplaying Princess Tsunade? She's so beautiful."

The supreme commander of the coalition forces, Ye Yue Hao, and two staff officers watched the sudden appearance of the girl with vigilance. Tsunade was sure that she had no force value but could not guarantee that she would be harmless. The coalition headquarters was closely protected. How could a harmless little girl get in? Come.

Ah, it is actually the malice of the universe and has nothing to do with the cute and pure Arthur Loli~

After being questioned many times, Arthur finally knew that he had traveled through time. His eyes flashed from small stars to small galaxies, and bubbles of love floated all over his body.

Of course, she did not hesitate to tell her origins. There was nothing to hide in the first place.He also presented his high-tech smartphone as evidence.

"Madara God must have heard my wish," Loli concluded with excited fists, "He felt my deep love for him, so he summoned me."

Tsunade looked at the little loli's enthusiastic face with embarrassment.Even Ye Yue Ai, a ferocious uncle, couldn't resist such a petite, cute and harmless cute lolita.But Madara God or something?

"You mean Uchiha Madara?" Mabuyi asked the thoughts of the three people present.

Arthur nodded fiercely, "I, Madara God, am so gentle and considerate."

Ye Yue Hai&a;Tsunade&a;Mabuyi:

Lujiu lowered his head and fiddled with his smartphone. He laughed out loud at something he didn't know. He clicked his fingers flexibly a few more times, opened an app, and scanned the rows of text with a strange look on his face.

Modern writing is very similar to writing in the mythical age. It is no problem to read through some articles that do not contain professional vocabulary even by guessing.At this moment, Arthur, who was telling the ninjas about Madara God's glorious deeds, seemed to have forgotten that in addition to the hand-drawn pictures of Madara God that she had collected for many years, she also had a number of gigabyte-sized novels about Madara Madara's sadomasochism.

Well, it doesn't seem to matter. Should we be lucky that the pure Arthur Loli hasn't reached the age of understanding pornographic literature yet? Those old women in the third grade of elementary school who are two years older can't use Arthur's best friend language on their mobile phones. Make sure to block those hot-blooded content that will make people blush and make you blush.

Don't be modest, the things on your phone are already very messy.

Lu Jiu quickly scanned a few short stories and closed the app. He no longer had the courage to click on the next pornographic title.Then, he slowly stretched out his free left hand, stabilized his trembling tofu-like little heart and took a deep breath ~ take a deep breath ~

Noticing the questioning look that Ye Yuemia cast over him, he silently nodded to indicate that what the girl said was true.

Things called "smartphones" used electric energy. Although electric energy was used in their era, it was not widely used and was far from being able to make such exquisite and ingenious things.Moreover, those novels with unbridled imagination and logic revealed enough details for him to analyze the future historical trend.

This is the brain circuit of future generations. Nara Shikaku said that his IQ of 180 cannot understand it.

#爱与杀神logic, a sadomasochistic love is a good thing#

"That means we won this war." Tsunade smiled broadly, her light red eyes shining with more calmness and confidence than before.

"It seems that the coalition won the fourth battle, but I, Madara, did not lose either." Arthur shook the raised hair on his forehead and argued seriously: "I, Madara, are omnipotent, how could I lose? You have to believe it. I’m Madara God.”

Mabuyi comforted Yeyue Hao who was about to go berserk: Raikage-sama, calm down, she is just a stupid lolita fan, don't care about children.

The battlefield ahead was in danger, and Ye Yuemia had no time to get angry with the unexpected little girl. He ignored Arthur and turned to Tsunade: "The teleportation platform is ready, let's go."

Arthur was usually dumb, but once he encountered something related to Madara God, his IQ immediately increased by [-] points.Her eyes lit up, "Are you going to see Madara God?"

Tsunade didn't say yes or no. She put the little girl back on the ground and touched Loli's little head. "You stay here and don't run around. Someone will protect you here."

Arthur shook his head vigorously, "No, I want to follow you and I want to see Madara God." Seeing Tsunade's disapproval, she quickly added: "You are the safest around you."

The bright and pure lolita looked at Tsunade longingly with big eyes. Arthur held his heart in his hands and said dreamily: "Princess Tsunade, you are the granddaughter of Madaragami and Pillar Emperor. Madaragami can't kill anyone." Will kill you"

click

The screen is broken.

This is a world that no other time traveler has entered. In other words, at this time, Madara Uchiha and Madara Uchiha are conscientiously playing the role of villain and fighting with the coalition forces.

First, two meteorites killed most of the coalition forces, and then gave the remaining defeated soldiers a chance to breathe and recover, waiting for the brave to push. No, waiting for the arrival of the remaining three shadows.

I've been feeling unstable lately, and I seem to be constantly changing my settings and adjusting my forehead.

What a sad story.

Uchiha Madara, a super boss who is arrogant, cold-blooded, cool, and has explosive martial arts. He has the most powerful reincarnation eyes in his eyes. His reincarnated body can use unlimited chakra and recover infinitely, crushing everyone in minutes. The field does not explain.Such a dedicated boss who strives for a white hole and a white tomorrow doesn't know that in the next time, his underwear and trump card will be used by the loli who writes "brainless fan" and reads "cheating emperor" and a certain The haunted woman was stripped naked.

Ah, just talking about it makes me shed tears of sympathy.

Madaragami: Where has the love between people gone? Why did you let that loli get rough?

The author has something to say:

I'm busy with the national exams, so I took the time to write extra chapters.

An application on graphs and sequences. I beg my math teacher to love me again. I really want to code words. Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

The latest chapter of "I am Uchiha Madara" is released at high speed. This chapter is Chapter 154: Arthur's Historical Journey 1. If Madara had not traveled to that world, the address would be