Secret love turns into love, women never want to escape

Chapter 1369

"Of course I'm happy that you found me two beautiful bodyguards. Don't worry, I went to have a fortune teller, and the fortune teller said that I can live to be 88. I'm in danger, so I won't die." Xu Yan said carelessly.

Bai Xi sighed.

The emperor was not in a hurry, but the eunuch was anxious to death.

"Be careful, Xing Xingchen's house is too weird." Bai Xi reminded again.

Xu Yan made an OK gesture, "It's rare for you to come, we won't talk about this, it's settled, I'm treating guests today, have you ordered yet?"

"Order. I used to study here, and I still know what delicious food is in the Zhuangyuan Building. However, the business here is very good today, so I may have to wait a little bit." Bai Xi said.

Xu Yan looked at Tiantian, "This is a well-known university in the whole country. Your parents are top academics. You have to work hard to get admitted to this university when you grow up."

Tiantian nodded and looked towards the door, "Uncle is back again."

Xu Yan followed Tian Tian's gaze to the door, and saw that Xing Xingchen had really returned.

He held two packs of Huamei in his hand, his face was a little embarrassed, but he tried his best to hide it, pretending to be expressionless and arrogant, pulled away the original chair, sat down on the seat, and put Huamei on Xu Yan. In front of her, she said calmly: "If you feel uncomfortable, eat a plum."

Xu Yan raised a smile, unsealed the seal, took a plum, put it in her mouth, and said: "Xing Xingchen, I thought about it carefully just now, the nanny at home is so good-looking, and we get along day and night, I was afraid that you would fall in love with her, so you fired her."

Xu Yan said, blinking her eyes, looking harmless.

"She didn't do anything wrong, why fire her, let's keep her for now." Xing Xingchen said.

Xu Yan and Bai Xi looked at each other.

She murmured: "Wait until you do something wrong, is there still time?"

The waiter serves.

Big dish, served on a big plate.

"What is this?" Xu Yan asked.

The waiter opened the lid and introduced: "Fugui welcomes you, do you need to cut it for you?"

"Ah, so it's roast suckling pig. Cut it. I'll cut it. I like to do this kind of rough work." Xu Yan stood up and went to get a knife and fork.

Xing Xingchen grabbed the knife and fork, handed it to the waiter next to him, and said to Xu Yan: "Let them cut it, you have a big belly, be careful."

Xu Yan looked at her stomach and pinched it, "Don't worry, this is not your son, it's purely my flesh."

She adjusted her clothes and sat down.

Xing Xingchen ignored Xu Yan and asked the waiter to cut.

While cutting, the waiter said with a smile: "This roast suckling pig is a famous dish in our Zhuangyuan building. In ancient times, when the champion returned home, he would kill the pig to worship his ancestors. Thank you for the blessing of the ancestors. Pigs are also available in Guda. The meaning of Fu, so this dish is a Fu dish."

The experienced waiter cut the pork neck, pork leg, pork chops, etc. separately while talking.

Xu Yan picked up a piece of pork neck and asked with a smile, "I'll give you a question. What kind of animal is born not to raise its head?"

"Aunt Xu Yan, are you talking about brain teasers, or scientific common sense?" Tiantian asked.

"Scientific common sense, Tiantian, do you know? If you know, this pork leg will be rewarded to you." Xu Yan said to Tiantian.

"Fish, fish can't look up. If a fish wants to see what's on it, it has to stand up first." Tiantian vividly drew with his hand

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"Uh." Xu Yan thought about it seriously, "This answer seems to be correct, fish can't raise their heads, is there anything else?"

Xing Xingchen gave Xu Yan a disgusted look.

"There is also a pig." Tian Tian cooperated, "The pig's forehead is very high, which blocks its sight, so the pig can only look forward. Moreover, the pig's cervical spine is straight and the meat is thick, so it can't raise its head at all."

Xu Yan frowned, "How do you know?"

Xing Xingchen looked at Xu Yan again with disgust.

She is very eloquent when facing him, but why is she always at a disadvantage when facing Tian Tian?

He remembered the scene where Tian Tian tricked him into buying potato chips when he was a child, well, this kid is weird.

He felt that after his baby was born, he would be bullied every day.

"I watched it on Douyin, Aunt Xu Yan, let me ask you, what kind of animal's teeth can achieve self-healing?" Tian Tian asked back.

"Ah, self-healing? Are you talking about brain teasers, or scientific common sense?" Xu Yan asked, her mind spinning rapidly.

"Scientific common sense?" Tiantian replied.

"This common sense, who cares?" Xu Yan replied, she couldn't think of an answer, and looked at Xing Xingchen, "Do you know what animal's teeth can repair themselves?"

Xing Xingchen silently turned his face away, not looking at her.

This woman, who was hard-pressed by a child herself, wanted to drag him into the water.

"You don't know?" Xu Yan made sure, seeing that Xing Xingchen completely stopped looking at her.

She shook her head with even more disgust, and said to Tiantian; "Have you ever heard of being pregnant for three years? Your Aunt Xu Yan knew it a long time ago, but after she became pregnant, she forgot it. You can announce the answer."

"It's a panda." Tian Tian said,

Xu Yan took the pork leg and put it on Tiantian's plate, "Eat a pork leg and gain strength."

"Aunt Xu Yan, make up your body with your body, eat some pig brains." Tian Tian said seriously.

Xing Xingchen couldn't hold back, almost snorted, pursed his lips, turned his back to Xu Yan, and smiled.

Xu Yan didn't think anything at first, but seeing Xing Xingchen's smile, her shoulders trembled.

She frowned, "Xing Xingchen, I'd better leave the pig's brain for you to eat. Anyway, I've been pregnant for three years, and you're not pregnant, so you can't answer."

Xing Xingchen turned around, took a piece of pork chops, and said solemnly: "There are some areas that are not covered, and it is normal not to be able to answer them. Let me ask you, what is the best temperature for storing Lafite? What is the correct way to mix cocktails?" , you don’t know about these, do you?”

Xu Yan pursed her lips, "Then ask you a professional."

"Don't." Xing Xingchen stopped immediately, Xu Yan was eccentric, since he could ask such a question, it was certain that he would not be able to answer it.

If he can't answer, he will lose face.

You know you will lose face, but you still lose face?

He is not stupid.

"Hurry up and eat yours. It won't taste good when it's cold. Today I'm here to treat your friends to dinner, not to participate in the knowledge quiz." Xing Xingchen said.

As soon as he finished speaking, his cell phone rang.

When he answered, his face was livid in an instant, and he said in shock, "What, she's dead? Okay, I'll come here now."

Xu Yan watched Xing Xingchen stand up and held his hand, "Who is dead?"

"I'll go and see the models I was with two days ago, and when I come back, I'll tell you, you're pregnant, don't drive." After Xing Xingchen finished speaking, he looked at Ji Chenling, "Please send them back."