Are you sure this is the elf world

"Xiaoxia, how is your manor? According to my estimation, your manor should be within the damage range of the storm."

"This is not a big problem. No one has anything to worry about. It's just that the entire manor has been wiped out."

"...My condolences."

"Oh, it's not a big problem. We still have seven manors like this in our family, and the main reason is that the land is valuable, and the buildings are not worth much."

Lu Ming was suddenly speechless. After a long time, Lu Ming said something.

"The corrupting power of capitalism."

After feeling the class gap, Lu Ming fell silent. In Lu Ming's silence, a group of people found an inaccessible place. Lu Ming planned to watch the underwear obsessive's performance.

Subconsciously ignoring Xiaoxia's gender, Lu Ming asked Xiong Ji to hand over the agreed underwear to the underwear controller without any scruples.

After getting the underwear, the underwear control's entire personality changed. He was originally just a perverted strong man, but now he turned into a perverted strong man wearing women's underwear. Suddenly, the level of perversion increased exponentially. I saw his eyes instantly after putting on the underwear. Becoming sharper, a momentum of reaching the top of a certain industry arises spontaneously, and the whole person seems to be glowing.

"Alr's popular style two years ago has good support and breathability. The model is 32c. Its owner has worn this set of underwear for 61 hours and 32 minutes on the upper body and 14 hours and 55 minutes on the lower body. The girl's body measurements are 162c. 88, 59, 86, with slight menstrual abnormalities..."

Looking at the chattering underwear man Lu Ming, he was confused. It seems that he is really the number one in 360. He actually found out all about its owner with just one pair of underwear. Just in that underwear The original owner of the underwear had a bite on his left little finger from a mosquito when he was six years old. Lu Ming stopped him.

"...Brother, I just want to know where she is now. I will elaborate on other issues later."

"Ok."

After saying this, our underwear-loving brawny man took a deep breath and made several strange postures, and then shouted.

"Underwear ripples, ada."

Not sure if it was an illusion, Lu Ming actually saw a burst of pink energy appear from the strong man's body, then swim around in his underwear and then fly away into the distance.

"Found it. Band-Aids are being replaced in the fourth cubicle of the women's restroom on the third floor of the Waterfall Gym in Cerulean City."

"...Is it so accurate?"

The group of people arrived at the Shui Shui Gym under the leadership of Xiaoxia. Lu Ming looked at the gym, which was similar to Beijing's Bird's Nest, and had a strange idea in his mind. He turned around and said to Xiaoxia in a natural tone. :

"Xiaoxia, do you think I'm very handsome? Why don't you consider marrying me? You'll make a lot of money."

The atmosphere suddenly became awkward.

When Xiaoxia heard Lu Ming's words, she didn't see any emotional fluctuations in her. She still looked expressionless and answered Lu Ming without even raising her head:

"Lu Ming, have you had breakfast?"

"not yet."

“Let’s eat noodles later”

"Okay."

Then the two of them naturally walked into the gate of the Water Dojo together.

After watching Lu Ming and Xiaoxia walk into the gym gate naturally, the gentleman-dressed uncle suddenly asked Xiong Ji a question.

"Brothers Xiong Ji, believe it or not, they stayed in a hotel room and played Landlord all night."

"I don't believe it. How can two people fight landlords? Fighting FC is the right choice."

"Hmm, makes sense"

Everyone nodded in agreement and followed in together.

"Report location."

"In the corridor on the second floor, I feel my butt is a little itchy and I'm thinking about whether to scratch it or not. I'm hesitating whether to scratch it through my butt or into my pants. Because I'm a Libra, I guess I have to think about it for a long time."

"Okay, let's try our best to find her before she thinks about it, then control her, and split up to stop him."

"We have plenty of time, why don't we go have breakfast first."

"It's not a big problem, so I decided happily to split up."

An hour later, several people stood in their original positions again, having such a conversation.

"Report location again."

"The third room on the second floor is struggling with which finger to put in your pants to grab."

"There is still plenty of time, how about we..."

"It's too much. It's too watery. It's not good. Let's take action."

Several people found the door of the room and hesitated for a moment.

"Are you still in there?"

"Well, do you want to go in?"

"go in."

Lu Ming thought he was still in a hurry for time, so he just used the "Iai Slash" kick to break through the door. Then he saw a person who was taking off his pants and scratching an itch violently.

The scene was very awkward, and time seemed to have stood still. If our classmate Xiaoxia hadn't walked into the room at an inappropriate time and used the toilet, and flushed the water politely, it would have been the sound of flushing water that brought everyone away. Return to the normal time flow.

"Sure enough, Xiao Huang, if you are still alive, I will know that I am indeed a genius."

Xiao Huang put on his pants without changing his expression, then sat on the bed like a lady and said in a very arrogant tone:

"Yes, of course I'm still alive. Men are all idiots. What's the use of finding me now? Everything ended yesterday, right?"

"...What's the end? Why can't I understand what you said? Did you get the wrong script?"

"You... bastard, I have been practicing for a long time to deal with such a scene. Can't you just cooperate with me?"

"Okay, it's my fault. How about we start over? Let's exit first."

"Right? You go out first and close the door. We'll start over."

Several people retreated and closed the door. Lu Ming used "Iai Slash" again to kick the door open.

"what about people"

"Are we being fooled?"

"..."

Everyone looked at the empty room and the open windows and the atmosphere became awkward.

A bobo flew by in the sky and left several ellipsis marks.

A few minutes later, Lu Ming said to Xiao Huang who was caught in his hand:

"When you jump from a building to escape in the future, remember to choose a window without a trash can underneath."

"This is also my first time. I have no experience. How about giving me a chance?"

"Ha ha."

As time ran out, Lu Ming and others went directly to the court. Those perverts didn't want to get close to the place related to the police anymore, so they left first. Only Lu Ming, Xiaoxia, and Xiao Huang arrived. The court where Zhang Wei was tried.