Are you sure this is the elf world

Lu Ming has always been a traditional man, so he chose the traditional method of operation in the end. As a result, he became a naked man with glasses and a bow tied around his waist.

In such a situation, Lu Ming felt very uncomfortable. After all, anyone who wore a bow around his waist and was naked would complain about the injustice of the world.

Think about it, why is this world so unfair? Why didn’t the other protagonist immediately start a counterattack after traveling through time? Or, in a dark corner, he saw a group of gangsters molesting a beautiful woman, and immediately I don't know where the divine power came from to beat the gangsters, conquer the beautiful women at the same time, and rule the palace in anger.

All kinds of magical skills, magical beasts, and magical arts are coming at you, and you can't stop them.Princesses, goddesses, witches, and cross-dressers immediately felt that this man was so simple and unpretentious when they saw him. They were attracted at once, and then they took the second and third houses.Pick it up wherever you go, take it when you see a beautiful woman, and step on it when you see a rich second generation. From then on, there are many beauties in the world, happy and grudges, the best in the world, dragging the cool tyrant and blasting the sky with your mouth.

Why is the rhythm wrong from the beginning when I come here? A mysterious way of time travel, a different world that is completely incomprehensible. The key is to make a fuss about the baby under someone's crotch. Pull it out or pull it out when it grows. Is it interesting?

At the beginning of time travel, it was not a big problem to be a virgin for a period of time, but if someone like me had the tools to commit crimes confiscated, how could I, Lu, feel so embarrassed?

After working on it for a long time, every battle was so difficult to win, and I risked my life at every turn. As for beautiful women, not even the hair of a beautiful woman appeared. If this is a book, I seriously doubt that the author is a millionaire. I am single this year, and the heroine has not shown up for so long. I am seriously protesting and boycotting bad time travel. How can it be repaired? I will call you to the consumer agreement to sue you, although I did not pay me. . .No, now is not the time to complain. What should I do now?

After so many words in the water, Lu Ming began to reflect on whether there might be something wrong with him.

"Is it because I'm not handsome?"

It was impossible for Lu Ming to instantly give up this unreliable idea and then put it behind him and start solving the dilemma at hand.

Considering Lu Ming's current physical condition and amount of chakra, it's already very good to be able to stand. Movement basically depends on crawling. For communication, his cell phone is broken. His thigh is bursting and bleeding. There is no way to stop the flow of blood. He is basically sitting on the ground. In a state of waiting to die, but in this state, our classmate Lu Ming actually came up with an excellent method. This method is quite universal and authoritative and is the best method available at the moment.

"Help, help, help..."

Lu Ming also started calling for help with his last hope. After all, he didn't like to leave his fate in the hands of others. Maybe it was Lu Ming's aura of the protagonist who was a bad product that played a role in Lu Ming's. A blue figure gradually became clear in a completely invisible place behind him.

"Start testing the status of the indigenous life forms... After the test is completed, the vital signs of the tested life form are weak, a large amount of muscle tissue is damaged, and a large amount of blood is lost. It will completely lose vital signs in nine minutes and 45 seconds."

After checking Lu Ming's physical condition, the blue figure took out a brick from nowhere and knocked him unconscious without Lu Ming's knowledge.

This is the man who stood head-to-head with Big Mouth on the battlefield. This is the man who used iron sand as a guide, used his body as bait, and used the power of heaven and earth to almost destroy a Big Mouth with a gym leader-level combat power. Such a man. It was knocked down by a brick, there was nothing wrong with it, it was simple and straightforward.

After Lu Ming fainted, he disappeared from the battlefield after a few flashes. After Lu Ming left the battlefield, the group of sparrows and the big-billed sparrow that had been flying in the sky also flew away from the battlefield unhurriedly. A place of right and wrong.

In the battlefield a few kilometers away, the group of killers sighed as they looked at the giant white machine on their temporary territory.

"This is one of the ultimate weapons in our hall. Sir, you are so awesome. You really know how to use this."

"Yes, look at the texture of the steel and the perfect body shape, so mechas are the romance of men."

"Report, sir, we have observed that the group of Spearows and Toucans have begun to move eastward. We need to speed up our actions."

As soon as this report was finished, the dim eyes on the tall white machine suddenly lit up. With a leap, a burst of jets erupted from the bottom of the machine and flew directly into the sky.

If Lu Ming were here, his outlook on life would be hit again and he would subconsciously complain:

"Isn't this a fucking Gundam? It's too much. If you do this like this, there won't be any problems, you bastards."

But Lu Ming wasn't here, so he wasted such a precious opportunity to complain.

A tough battle between Gundam and Pokémon is inevitable here. Let's take a look at Aoba, who doesn't know if the big one is over, and let's see what he went through when the storm came.

Speaking of which, our classmate Aoba was buried alive by the sand blown up by the outside as soon as the storm came. The key is that before he was buried alive, there was a mysterious updraft that pushed the shit he was about to pull out directly back. This But it really made Qingye feel so uncomfortable. You can't imagine it. It took a lot of effort to squeeze the thing out. It took all the strength to suck the milk. Her whole body was red from holding it in. Just when it was about to hit the ground, it was outside. One end of the penis slowly retracted. Whoever tries it knows how it feels.

Qingye's balls ached at that time. He didn't blame the gravity not being strong enough, it was just that there was a reaction force. After retracting, Qingye was buried alive by the sand. Don't mention how uncomfortable this feeling was.

This wave of large-sized Qingye will probably be remembered for a lifetime, because not lifting up his pants at that time can be said to be a shame for the sky and the earth. If you rely on yourself, you can't take off your pants halfway, and you are powerless.

However, after being buried, Qingye was not a person who struggled with his face. He pulled up his pants without wiping his butt. Fortunately, the hole made by Lu Ming was deep enough, so although the hole was sealed, there was room for him to move where he was. Aoba started to dig a hole with his bare hands using such a small moving space. After a few digs, he found another small space with a box inside. It felt like it was an older box, maybe it was a treasure chest. Aoba thinks he should open this box and take a look.