Are you sure this is the elf world

After thinking about this problem, Lu Ming decided that if he had the opportunity in the future, he would make up for his knowledge in mathematics, physics and chemistry to commemorate his high school studies that he had not yet graduated from. Lu Ming did not plan to get too entangled in this problem and planned to study it later.

Lu Ming looked down from the tree and saw that the scene below could really be described as "tragic". At first glance, it looked like a self-service hot pot. After sighing for a while, Lu Ming decided to go inside. Add some ingredients.

I originally wanted to play a big move to add to the fun, but a strong hurricane came from nowhere and blew Lu Ming off the tree. If it hadn't been for the headband that Lu Ming had been wearing around his neck, it happened to hook a branch. Hang Lu Ming's whole body somewhere, otherwise he will fall to the ground and eat shit. Although the current hanging posture is not much better than the dog eating shit, the hanging posture is better than the new clothes that are not soiled.

"Brother, there is a person hanging over there. He looks like a hanged man. It's so scary."

"Brother, I just saw a person standing on the canopy of the tree over there. Sure enough, there is more than one person."

"It's far more than that. I saw that the cannon was fired from eight directions."

"Yes, brother, the explosion just now happened suddenly. It was obviously a trap laid by the enemy in advance."

"Yes, brother, the enemy with such firepower has dispatched at least one division of troops to attack us. Hurry up and ask for support from above."

"Boss...Boss...Why is Boss missing?"

Lu Ming silently covered his face with his hands as he listened to the shouts below. He recalled that he had seen the man who accidentally stepped on a bottle during the first wave of electromagnetic gun attacks and fell down, then stuffed his head with a 120 rocket launcher. The unlucky guy who couldn't pull it out because he couldn't see it could only run around. When the second wave of explosions happened, he was blown up in the air. He grabbed Dier with his head and then stuck it into the soil with a rocket launcher and couldn't pull it out. Now he can't pull it out. At this time, he was kicking his legs wildly and begging for help.

In the end, the man who looked like a strategist recognized the blue and white underwear that their boss had exposed when he was kicking around and pulled him out of the ground.

"Brother, the enemy's firepower was really fierce, and they were so cunning. They actually put a bomb in the bottle of my Liushen toilet water. Fortunately, I had quick eyesight and hands and threw the bottle away as soon as I saw it was on fire. This way I saved my life. Ah, let’s call for rescue quickly.”

"Did you say you lost a bottle?"

"Yeah, what's wrong, boss?"

"I didn't clench my teeth very much and then closed my eyes."

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after a while. . . . .

"Headquarters, headquarters, this is a mountain eagle. There are at least several hundred enemies. We have suffered heavy losses. Please support us."

After putting down the pager in his hand, he stepped on the military advisor under his feet, gently picked up the wig that fell on the ground, put it on his head, and then began to organize the scattered police officers to fight back.

"Don't panic, everyone. The enemy's firepower is too fierce. We all use our Zanpakutō defensive skills. Everyone must resist. I have called the headquarters for support."

When the other police officers heard their boss's words, they naturally obeyed and released their Zanpakutō skills to defend, but the direction of defense was inconsistent and looked scattered.

Lu Ming, who was still hanging on the branch, naturally didn't care whether the police had time to release their defensive skills. He drew a curve in the air and swung to another tree. After standing still, he planned to use a big move to add fuel to them. , but what appeared in the sky made Lu Ming give up the idea of ​​releasing the ultimate move, and then activated the "Iron Sand Sword" skill to the maximum, turning the surrounding iron sand into two iron balls to protect himself and Qingye.

Lu Ming jumped down from the tree and looked at the clouds pressing down on him in the sky. Lu Ming was also sweating in his heart.

"It doesn't make sense. Why are there such a large group of Spearow stranded here?"

Lu Ming didn't know why the policemen didn't know it, and they all looked at the group of birds that were covering the sky with their mouths agape, and their hearts were extremely panicked. Some of them with poor psychological quality directly shouted:

"It is indeed a trap, and it is such a big trap. With such a large group of Spearow, it is obvious that they are eyeing this place. We are finished. Pokmon like the Spearow are very vindictive. Once they confront something, they will not stop fighting. ah"

The policeman who was looking at the complete chaos over there also realized the seriousness of the problem. He turned back to Qingye and saw through the gap in the iron sand that the guy was still working hard, as if he was forcing him. , he didn't stop until the end of the game, he let him do whatever he wanted, and there was no paper to wipe his butt. Lu Ming also sighed softly.

"Qingye, you bastard, you owe me a lot this time, you must remember it."

Rolling up his sleeves, Lu Minglu is planning to have a big fight. After all, the electric system has an advantage over the flying system.

"I don't know if it was the mentally retarded person who brought these Spearows here. If I knew who it was, I would definitely steal his paper when he was in the big room."

In fact, the specific situation of why this group of Spearow came here is this.

It is said that a little Spearow rushed forward because it was raining and wanted to rush home quickly. He didn't expect to hit the power grid that Lu Ming released at the beginning. I went on a blind date and got up in the morning to perm all the tinfoil-permed feathers. They were all ion-permed. It doesn’t smell like a bird at all. Without the tinfoil-perm, how can I be a scumbag? This smell is simply unbearable. A bird can’t stand it just after returning home. I went to call my eldest brother, second brother, third brother, fourth sister, fifth aunt, sixth aunt, seventh aunt, eighth aunt, and the whole family came back to find a place, but before they arrived, they were blown away by an explosion. The waves were all turned into broom-like bird feathers, which really pissed off the entire Spearow family. After passing the news to ten, the entire family was called over, and almost all the areas around Cerulean City were All the Spearow came to find a place for their families.

There was a large-billed bird among this large group of spearbirds. He should be the leader of the family. He opened his big mouth and screamed.

"Who is causing trouble in our territory?"

The Spearow that flew over at the beginning also chirped.

"Boss, the humans all look the same. I can't tell them apart at all. Look at the group of humans below who are releasing defensive skills that are obviously aimed at us. Humans are not good people anyway. Come on, leader, and fuck them."

"Hmph, stupid humans, the biggest mistake you made was to annoy our Spearow clan. All birds obey orders and prepare for the ultimate storm level one."

"Yes, leader, prepare for the ultimate storm level one."