Are you sure this is the elf world

Life is like this, you never know what will happen next moment, just like our protagonist Lu Ming, he would never have thought that at this moment he would appear in this detention center that he has been to twice before.

Lu Ming tightened his tight clothes and glanced around the people around him with his peripheral vision, which were the legendary inmates. The so-called forest is big and there are all kinds of birds. Among such a circle of people, Lu Ming's whole body was covered with blood. So comfortable.

In addition to Lu Ming, there are three other people in this detention center. One is a philosophical strong man wearing women's underwear. It is said that he is a legendary underwear avenue and is known as the "Floating Layman".He would steal wherever he went, specializing in underwear.His famous trick is that as long as he wears underwear, he can immediately tell the model of the underwear, the date of manufacture and the number of times it has been worn. If he can let him lick it, he can quickly identify the taste of the original owner of the underwear. To find his place, of course, it doesn’t matter whether it’s men or women, as long as it’s underwear.

The second person is a middle-aged uncle wearing a very elegant suit, a gentleman's hat and a gentleman's cane. He exudes the smell of a "gentleman" all over his body. It is said that this man is also a legendary figure, known as " Get a Taoist.”A professional peeping enthusiast, he may appear above the beams, in the toilet, under the bed, in the closet, wherever he can hide people without anyone noticing. He has a book that records the whole thing in detail. Measurement data and growth curves of all women in the Kanto region.

Of course, the third person is not a simple character. You can tell by looking at his attire. The only thing on his body is a rope that binds his whole body in a strange posture. Oh, and by the way, he also has a restraint ball in his mouth. Lu Ming had no idea what his title was, because this guy had never been freed from the bondage from the beginning to the end. He kept twisting and twisting with his face full of intoxication. It was so disgusting that Lu Ming almost vomited after looking at it for a while. , the unique skill is that no matter in any state, it can instantly become a restrained state, a complete shake

These are the three big guys, such true gentlemen. The three of them stared at Lu Ming, who was thrown into the fence for the third time, with admiration in their eyes.

The "De Lai Taoist" wearing gentleman's clothes said to Lu Ming in a respectful tone:

"Wow, you actually came in three times in a row in one day. I can't say that your discussion of human body beauty has reached an extreme."

The strong philosophical man in underwear also felt the same way when he heard this and said:

"Yes, don't think that I don't know that you are not wearing underwear now. This level is too high. The outerwear becomes underwear without wearing underwear. This is simply a revolutionary attempt."

The shaking pervert looked very excited. His whole fat body was twisting crazily on the ground. The saliva on the restraint ball kept dripping down. The expression on his face became more and more disgusting, as if he wanted to express something.

"Oh, you think so too, that's just right. Hello, Mr. Lu Ming, after the unanimous consent of the three of us, we have decided to grant you the title of Gongkou Immortal." Master Fuguang concluded after taking a look at his post. .

Lu Ming: "Meow meow meow."

Lu Ming, who was taken out of the Public Security Bureau by Xiaoxia for the third time, was really unmoved and even wanted to laugh a little. He looked at the time and then turned to look at Xiaoxia and Lu Ming, who was still expressionless. He took the initiative to bring the topic to tonight's meeting with Xiao Huang. After briefly explaining to Xiaoxia his experience in Shiya Mo Middle School, he asked:

"Xiaoxia, do you think we can find out anything from Xiaohuang?"

"There must be clues about the deceased's daughter, but are you sure she will come at eight o'clock tonight?"

"I'm not sure, but this breakthrough is very important and I have to check it out anyway. By the way, Xiaoxia, have you found anything through your investigation?"

"...Investigation, what kind of investigation? Did I say I went to investigate?"

"...Xiaoxia, you didn't go investigate, so what have you done so far?"

“I went back home and ate a long-lost durian salad, took a bubble bath and changed my clothes. On the way, I also found a barber shop to perm my hair and spray some styling gel. It smells delicious. Do you want to take a whiff?"

"Xiaoxia...you...how...I...hey..."

"Don't you know the importance of eating fruit, bathing and hairstyle for a woman? It's a matter of life and death."

"Okay, as long as you're happy."

Lu Ming really didn't understand what the so-called women's thinking circuit was. He felt that if he tried to understand it, it would cause confusion in the logical thinking bank in his mind, so he had no regrets about Xiaoxia leaving again. Ask more questions.

Just like that, Lu Ming was walking alone on the road to Shiya Mo Middle School. A cold wind blew because he didn't wear any clothes. Lu Ming trembled all over. He sighed that people's hearts are not ancient and the world is unfair. He will be caught even if he poops. If he doesn't let others wipe his butt properly, he will have to use his last one.

"This world is too cold. Only what you wear can give you the last bit of warmth. I didn't expect them to even let it go."

At the same time, something like this was happening in another part of the world.

"Level [-] soldier Abe Chacha has successfully passed through the space wormhole and arrived at the designated location on Blue Star to report the situation."

"Yes, sir, I have arrived at the surface of Blue Star. The location is x031y463. I have not found any special circumstances around me. Please give me instructions, sir."

"Implement plan A to hide the space jumping device, quickly find life forms to fuse, and launch operations with the highest priority to complete the first goal."

"Yes, sir."

A humanoid creature holding something similar to a walkie-talkie spoke to the humanoid creature sitting in front of him with a serious expression. Then his facial expression relaxed and he put down something similar to a walkie-talkie and faced the humanoid creature in front of him. said:

"Abe Chacha, this mission seems to be a protracted battle. According to the latest intelligence, the headquarters made an error in judging the time when the target item numbered bx7 appeared. The time was one year after Blue Star time."

"..."

"So Abe Chacha, during this time, you should go out and investigate the whereabouts of Marshal Abedorui sent to Blue Star by the Abe family."

"Yes sir, what do you want to do, sir?"

"Oh, I decided to spend a year to play through the new game. Fortunately, I successfully purchased it before departure, Naais."

"..."