Are you sure this is the elf world

"Dark Souls 3" is like a thorn in the side of the game for Lu Ming. Lu Ming is not a Virgo, he is an Aquarius. Although he does not have obsessive-compulsive disorder or so-called perfectionism, after playing a game for a long time, The feeling of not being able to pass the test: "That's really uncomfortable."

Moreover, the situation was special at that time. All four children happened to have computers and heard that this game was difficult, so they had to compete to see who could pass the game first. The loser would be treated to "Wangwang Crispy Ice" for a month.This is quite a luxury for a student group, and one should invite three people plus oneself. The four of them can be said to have worked hard to win, but they must not be the last one.

But things are unpredictable. Can you imagine that when you are studying hard at school and making progress every day, your father, who puts on a serious expression on you all day long, secretly uses your computer to browse bad websites at home, and because of other Poor technology prevents the computer from booting properly on its own.

And after you got home, they openly blamed you for this matter, and even used it as an excuse to not let you play on the computer.

Lu Ming was really speechless at the time. The whole family said that he was not even close to speaking. If he hadn't opened the computer later and found his father's mysterious browsing history, he would have really believed it.

You can’t even imagine how many mysterious things your father would download to your computer in order to browse some bad websites. Speaking of which, after Wang was arrested on August 14, 8, many things became very troublesome.

Lu Ming sighed at that time, opened the f disk learning materials, self-management of interests and hobbies, showed hidden files, changed the folder with the suffix .exe to the .zip suffix, and finally decompressed it, and we got some video files with the suffix .avi and .3gp.

a long time. . . .

a long time. . . .

So this game duel ended after Lu Ming's tragedy.You must know that it is "Wangwang Crispy Ice" worth [-] pieces each, which is too extravagant.

Okay, let’s go too far, let’s get back to the topic.

When Lu Ming heard the words "Spread the fire?", he really remembered a lot of bad memories. He turned around and looked at the person who spoke, and found that it was a pretty network administrator. Lu Ming was quite surprised. , several friends also looked at each other strangely, there is no way, there are really very few young ladies who can play hardcore games.

Lu Ming took a closer look at the young lady and then sat down with a few friends, chatting and laughing. Of course, no one would pay attention to the young lady.

If you go to an Internet cafe with your gay friends, you still have time to flirt with girls. Anyway, I don’t even have time to look at girls.

After sitting down, Lu Ming remembered that this was a dark Internet cafe he often went to with his friends in his memory. The only thing outside of his memory was the strange network administrator. This network administrator was the first time Lu Ming had seen him. A person who is no longer in Lu Ming's memory appears in the space based on Ming's memory.

"But what does this have to do with me? After I took a seat in the Internet cafe, no one stopped me from playing games...except my dad."

Because Lu Ming's father is not here now, Lu Ming is not afraid at all and starts playing "Dark Souls 3" unscrupulously.

The network management lady who came up to talk to him saw that he was not paying attention at all, and she looked confused and moved back to her network management position and continued to play with her computer.

But the matter was far from over. In just three hours, a large number of beauties appeared around Lu Ming and started chatting with him. They were ladies, ladies, black stockings, and ol' clothes. The various methods of chatting up were unheard of. .

Let me mention it here. Today’s girls always say that today’s boys can’t pick up girls. The various tricks to pick up girls are confusing and embarrassing. But Lu Ming will say a few words here. The level of girls’ pick-ups is really terrible. .

Is it okay to deliberately drop something on the ground and use it as an excuse to talk to someone without even seeing that you dropped something?

Pretend that you can't unscrew the bottle cap and ask the boys to help. Sister, I'm fighting a boss. Do you think I can take action? If you don't mind, how about I try it with my feet?

On the pretext of asking someone on the way, I asked him if he was in an Internet cafe. He asked me where I could buy Yida.

And what’s with that same condescending tone, and that seemingly impatient attitude, what are you doing, are you in a hurry to get a room?

As a straight man, Lu Ming couldn't get the point of flirting with those girls. He kept playing the game without any distractions. He thought in his mind: How could I, who is naive and strong-willed, give in without Lolita appearing? Sexiness is not the same in front of cuteness. It’s not worth mentioning, you want to push me to at least do a dozen lolita, you bastard.

"As I said before, no one can stop me from playing games...except my dad, well, and Loli."

The game length of Dark Souls 3 itself is not particularly long, but the difficulty is relatively high and hard-core, so for those with disabilities, it is simply a game that can be played for an unlimited time, but with Lu Ming’s current nerve response and hand speed, To be honest, I don’t feel how difficult it is.

It took me just one afternoon to finish this game.

After killing the last boss, Lu Ming suddenly felt a fly on the screen and subconsciously wanted to swat it to death. With one palm strike, he pulled out a Zanpakutō directly from the screen.

Then Lu Ming returned to reality and returned to that hole again.

"So this illusion is trying to test my ability to play games?"

Lu Ming, who had no idea what he had missed, adjusted his mental state and recalled that the perfume on the mature lady wearing black stockings just now smelled like a combination of Liushen toilet water and mosquito potion. He had no idea what this thing was about. Smells good.

As expected of our classmate Lu Ming, who is straight as steel, his advantages are now evident, isn't he?

After adjusting his condition, Lu Ming thought that I was fighting a boss. He felt like he was about to be attacked and immediately began to feel his current situation. Unexpectedly, he was wrapped in a strange bubble.

Lu Ming was a little curious and stretched out his hand to touch the bubble, but the bubble burst.

Subconsciously, I wanted to scratch my head, but found that I had no hair. I found that I had become bald, but the scratching failed. I also wanted to scratch my head, but the result was successful.

Success hurts.

Lu Ming felt better after playing with his balls. He took out the Natsu knife after "Shijie" and took a look at it.

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I suddenly felt as if I had done something wrong. This made no sense at all.