Are you sure this is the elf world

Our Mr. Lu was hiding in a dark corner and peeking at the unbearable scene. He saw those Paras stripping Zhang Wei naked, then throwing him up high and then flipping him over in the air. The face-down position paused in the air for a short while and then began to fall freely.

You must know that Zhang Wei's key parts are in a fighting state now. If he is falling freely in mid-air like this, the outcome must be very clear. Lu Ming couldn't bear to see this familiar scene and slowly closed his eyes. Thinking about it after today We have one more person on the inorganic compound staff.

After a "click..." sound, Lu Ming opened his eyes.

"...Why is the sound effect like this? It doesn't make sense. It shouldn't be like the egg breaking into pieces with a click and then disappearing. This is like the sound of a combination lock opening the door."

Lu Ming took a closer look and found that Zhang Wei's expression still looked like he was asleep or unconscious, as if the attack just now had no effect at all.

"It's impossible. Is this the legendary Iron Crotch Kung Fu, invulnerable to water, fire, and bullets? Is it true? I want to learn it too."

Lu Ming subconsciously missed his younger brother. After living together for nearly 20 years, he was really not used to being separated for so many days.

No matter how Zhang Wei looks like this, Lu Ming still wants to save him. Although he has unparalleled skills such as Iron Crotch Kung Fu, his anus is facing up now. If those factions Wouldn't it be bad if Lars' real target was not Zhang Wei's younger brother but his younger brother and sister? Zhang Wei must have never imagined that the world could be so dangerous when he first practiced martial arts. They all said that boys should protect themselves when they go out alone. , our country does not have a complete constitution to protect lovely boys.

Lu Ming was shocked when he originally thought that his brother and sister were going to use poisonous pliers. How could this be possible? This kind of trick is not a magical skill that can exist in reality. It is not a trick that humans can use.

"Could it be that the electric light poisonous dragon turns around?"

Soon after Zhang Wei landed on the big rock, he began to spin without being removed by the pliers of the Paras Group. A closer look at Zhang Wei's body except for the one in the middle. There is a distance between the stones. This distance is probably about ten centimeters by visual inspection.

"Is it true that the iron crotch skill combined with the electric poisonous dragon drill can make you invincible? Who dares to compete with the iron crotch skills? No one dares to disobey the electric poisonous dragon."

Zhang Wei was spinning faster and faster like a top, spinning faster and faster until it finally looked like there was a head between his legs, and the most important thing was that the distance of about ten centimeters seemed to be getting shorter and shorter. Got it

Alarm bells rang in Lu Ming's heart, and there was not much left for Zhang Wei in the world.

"Sure enough, using two peerless martial arts at the same time consumes too much of the body, and it seems to be permanent consumption."

Without further ado, Lu Ming summoned the Gun Sister Stick and planned to use an electromagnetic cannon on them. This skill can only be used twice a day. It is very precious and will not be used unless it is absolutely necessary. However, the situation is too critical now, so Lu Ming Without caring so much, he directly took out a ball from his waist and put it directly into the "Pao Sister". He shook it lightly a few times. When the club was about to release the skill, it had happened not long ago. The feeling of the earth shaking came back again.

Lu Ming was focused on loading ammunition. A sudden shock caused Lu Ming to slip and hit the rock wall behind him. His eyes went dark and he was about to faint. Before he fainted, Lu Ming saw the ten centimeters where Zhang Wei left the stone. Now that he is gone, could it be that he actually went in? Lu Ming couldn't help but think:

"Xu Xian and Ning Caichen are no longer in this world. Zhang Wei is the person I admire the most besides Sun Wukong and his father."

Just when he was thinking about all this, Lu Ming fell completely into a coma.

Our classmate Lu Ming is now unconscious again. There is nothing to do. Let me see what our cute and charming villain is doing.

"Ojiro, why are you carrying your Zanpakutō?"

"Oh, my second Zanpakutō battalion commander's Italian cannon is a female Zanpakutō. There are always a few days a month that it needs to be taken out to bask in the sun, otherwise it will get angry with me and not let me have sex."

"I've never seen you fuck a female's dick before."

"In the past, I always poured hot water into the muzzle of the cannon these days. Although the effect was good, I always accidentally got my pants wet, so it's better to bask in the sun."

"No wonder, Kojiro, I always see you getting up in the middle of the night to change your pants, nya."

At this time, a bald man seemed to have noticed the appearance here and walked straight towards our trio of real protagonists. Because Kojiro was walking in front, he noticed this first and stepped a few steps faster to block Musashi. Although Musashi's hair style is too weird, but his appearance and figure are above average. It's not surprising that he meets one or two people who strike up a conversation.

When he saw the bald man walking towards here, his eyes revealed eagerness and possessiveness. Kojiro was even more sure of this. He clenched the "Second Battalion Commander's Italian Cannon" that was basking in the sun with both hands and prepared to do it. One game.

Close, close, closer, that’s right. Just when Kojiro thought that the strong man would go directly over him to talk to Musashi, the strong man actually put his hand into the cannon of the "Second Battalion Commander's Italian Cannon" Inside the mouth.

Why do you want to talk to Musashi? Forget it. You actually entered his cannon in front of him. Who can bear this? Kojiro was about to explode on the spot. But at this moment, the strong man stretched out his hand and took Kojiro aside into the alley. .

"Young man, I have a deal here and I wonder if you have any interest in sex."

Kojiro suddenly felt a sense of tension in the local area. . . . . .

It was obvious that Kojiro had overthought the strong man and just whispered to him if he could give him a shot. . . .

Why is this strong man a sufferer? . . . .As long as you give money, it's not unacceptable to compare men and women. You can mix up the offensive and the offensive, but you have to be clear about it.

Kojiro was considering the psychological price and how much money he would need to avoid losing money. But at this time, the strong man spoke again.

"I'm not going to lie to you. A few days ago, someone gave me a shot. It felt so good that I couldn't put it down. I had endless aftertaste. So when I saw you here today, I couldn't help but feel happy in my heart. I’m so excited, as long as you can give me a shot that will make me go to heaven, money is not a problem.”

Kojiro felt guilty when he heard this. There was no way. To make his opponent successful, he had to match the size or directly suppress the opponent in size. Otherwise, he could only win with technology, although Kojiro was still confident in his own size. However, considering the size of the opponent, I feel that it is not proportional. From a technical perspective, although I have had a fiancée and Musashi, I have no actual experience, let alone fighting in the philosophy department behind the gate of this new world. . . .

Seeing the embarrassment on Kojiro's face as a strong man, I felt that this young man's cannon must not be powerful enough.

"Young man, don't worry that the cannon is not powerful enough. A few days ago, that man shot me to the sky. Don't feel any psychological pressure."

After hearing this from this strong man, Kojiro felt a little calmer. If he said this, this strong man seemed to have an amazing size, but he was strong on the outside and strong on the inside, so there was no need to panic.

"Since you said that, I will reluctantly agree to it."

After hearing this, the strong man was overjoyed and immediately turned his back to Kojiro and said, "Then come here and fire at me."

"What's happening here... It's not good. There are so many people coming and going here. Although it's exciting, I'm really not used to it."

"What's wrong with this? Just fire the cannon and that's it."

"Are all people in the city so direct and open now?"

"Young man, since you agreed to this deal, you must make it happen. Hurry up and shoot me."

"Are you sure you're here?"

"I'm sure. Why do you, a young man like you, do something so boring?"

Kojiro had no choice but to make a deal, so he had to close his eyes and do it. Thinking of this, he started to take off his pants and tried to get Kojiro into a fighting state. However, facing a strong man, he was really lacking in interest.

"Young man, what are you waiting for? Be more quick, can you still do it?"

Kojiro had no choice but to enter combat mode through physical stimulation. Just when Kojiro was about to raise his head, the strong man looked back, probably because he couldn't wait any longer. . . . .

The scene was very embarrassing for a time, with waves flying across the sky in groups.

a long time. . . . .

Kojiro walked out of the alley, with a bruised nose and a swollen face and disheveled clothes. He saw Musashi and Meowth, one cat and one cat, touching money underground in a vending machine not far away. . . .

The charming and lovable villain was reduced to this. Kojiro took a deep breath and walked to the vending machine to buy three bottles of drinks with the money in his hand.

Musashi and Meowth raised their heads from under the vending machine when they heard the sound of someone using the vending machine. When they saw it was Kojiro, they got up from the ground without saying anything.

Kojiro handed them both a bottle of drink without saying a word, just looking up at the sky at a 45-degree angle.

Meowth looked at Kojiro's disheveled appearance, bruised nose and face, and just put his paws on Kojiro's shoulders and smiled at him.

Musashi, on the other hand, didn't understand what was going on and kept drinking the drink "Gudong, Gudong". After drinking, he smiled brightly at Kojiro. Kojiro also smiled back at Musashi, and the two of them and Ichimao walked away again.

So the question is, what happened in the alley just now?