Are you sure this is the elf world

Lu Ming found a place to squat and urinate while looking at the situation on the battlefield mountain. He found that a large number of mushroom zombies had been eliminated, leaving only those mushroom zombies who chose the wrong dance steps and were still dancing hard. I don’t know if my own dance was an illusion. Lu Ming even saw in their eyes the spirit of perseverance and the indifference that everyone in the world is drunk but I am sober.

He took some random things and wiped them, then lifted up his pants to solve the problem. After complaining for a few times about when he would become whole again, Lu Ming returned to those uncles and aunties, and found that it was not without losses.

The aunt's lips were swollen from eating too many melon seeds; the Shamate chewing gum seemed to have finished eating, and the whole head became a little hesitant, looking up at the sky at a 45-degree angle; the black uncle hung up because his tongue was tired. He drags his long tongue on the ground like a dead ghost and breathes like a dog; the guy who drank is now completely drunk and probably won't be able to get up again; my uncle with twin ponytails is still expressionless. , the two twin ponytails continued to fly in the air.

"Speaking of which, the weapons from alien planets are really powerful. It's really that simple. I managed to withstand a large wave of mushroom zombie attacks and even took a pee while doing it..."

Looking at the situation here, I was completely redundant. Finally, I used a watering can to pour some water on the heads of the uncle and aunt to see if a flower could grow on their heads. After trying, I declared failure. I felt bored. I plan to take a look along this small passage. After all, the essential purpose is to kill a large number of Paras instead of playing Uncle vs. Zombies here.

As for the task that Xiaogang gave him, Lu Ming was still relatively confused. It was a straight road, but the current situation was too difficult for a road addict, so he simply put it aside to save his life.

Because those mushroom zombies have not been completely eliminated yet, Lu Ming still summoned the Natz Knife to be on the safe side. It seems that the Naz Knife is better than Pao Jie in dealing with Paras and these mushroom zombies. As for Xinbaji, this guy has no use at all. In terms of combat ability, the so-called passive skill complaint has never been activated. I originally wanted to see what the so-called origami that appeared from the void looked like.

Along the rock wall, while avoiding the chewing gum and melon seed shells left after the battle, I took a close look at the surviving mushroom zombies and found that the mushrooms on their heads were much larger than the mushrooms on my own heads, almost destroying their heads. The entire head is occupied, and most of these mushroom zombies are wearing acupuncture jackets. Although there is no iconic mohawk, these mushroom zombies should have been soldiers guarding here before. It seems that the human side of the current war situation is not. Very advantageous.

Lu Ming thought for a while and felt that it was necessary to do an experiment to see what the terrible thing Uncle Pipi said was. Thinking of this, the blade of the knife in Lu Ming's hand flashed and cut off the mushroom on the head of one of the mushroom zombies.

The moment the mushroom was cut off, the mohawk that had been suppressed by the mushroom found that it had bounced back, and the hair was softer, brighter and more graceful than before.

Then the mohawk began to grow crazily and wrapped around his body, forming a cocoon in front of Lu Ming.

Lu Ming didn't know if the zombie in the cocoon was dead, but he thought it would be soon. You must know that the zombie had completely dried up before forming a cocoon.

Thinking of Uncle Pipi's expression at that time, I still felt something was wrong when I looked at the cocoon again, but with the red medicine in my hand, I felt that even if there was a problem, it wouldn't matter much.

He touched the mushroom on his head and thought that time was running out so he didn't care about the cocoon and strode forward to the front of the position.

Let’s move forward in time and take a look at our fascinating trio of villains.

"Finally, after three days and two nights, we finally walked out of this ghost forest. All the belts on our bodies were eaten, although it tasted good after being roasted."

"Yes, Kojiro, I'll try stir-fry next time I get a chance, nya."

"Damn it, it's all your fault. If you let me look at the map, I feel like I definitely walked out yesterday. It's all your fault."

"Ojiro, we must never let Musashi, a road idiot, go straight in the future, nya."

"Definitely. Hey, look at the crowd in front. How about we go take a look."

I saw a Mediterranean uncle standing on the high platform where Lu Ming and Zhang Wei used to fight. He was holding a trumpet in one hand and a small crutch in the other and shouted:

"Ahem, dear passengers, you can see that the hole left by this big blade on this rock wall was cut by the legendary fierce general Lu Xiaobu and Hattori Hanzo during the duel between the three factions."

"No, uncle, I remember the Fangtian Painting Halberd used by Lu Xiaobu."

"Oh, why is Fang Tian painting a halberd? The sword and halberd are all about the same as a ball."

"Didn't the two of them duel on top of the building at the top of the Bauhinia on a full moon night?"

"Isn't this just a matter of attacking here first and then passing through in one wave? It's not a big problem."

"...But this is hundreds of miles away from the top of the Bauhinia."

"So the two of them were peerless masters at that time. It was just a small scene covering hundreds of kilometers."

"Then where is Dongfang Bubai who was fighting with them? By the way, there is also the eunuch, oh, and that Diao Chan riding on the way here."

"These are all rumors. You have to know that Dongfang Bubai was watching the battle while clenching his teeth. As for the eunuch who was a bit player, I won't go into details. Finally, there was Diao Chan. She might have been confused on the horse. , otherwise how could we have been on the way here on horseback?"

"Then...then why is there a stone pillar in the middle of the blade pit on the rock wall?"

"Ah...oh...the stone pillars, right? I think this may be because the e means that Lu Xiaobu's knife was too murderous. This stone pillar was erected here later to suppress the murderous intent. Yes, That’s right.”

"You obviously made it up right now."

"Hey, hey, that's the one who's been talking. You can't play anymore. I've already told you that these stone pillars are erected here to suppress murderous intent. This stone pillar is to suppress murderous intent. I'm your tour guide. You are a tour guide, why don’t you come on stage and speak?”

As soon as this sentence was said, the people below became silent. For some reason, this sentence reminded Musashi, who was watching the excitement below the stage, of his elementary school math teacher. . . . . .