Are you sure this is the elf world

Lu Ming looked at the steaming unknown substance on the ground in front of him and silently mourned for Zhang Wei. He didn't know how deep the hole was, and he didn't know if Zhang Wei had brought his Zanpakutō this time. If not, If you bring him, a near-death package is inevitable. Lu Ming originally planned to throw him in first and then jump down to use the "gun sister" ability to accelerate down and catch him, but now the situation is very embarrassing.

"Now Zhang Wei is in danger. Zhang Wei, you have to wait for me. If you die, wouldn't my behavior of rescuing you be like a fool? I fought the whole world for you, a fool."

Lu Ming, who was gay, gave up the idea of ​​touching the thing on the ground and turned his head behind him. He saw a scene where he wanted to call his wife to see God.

A white behemoth floated quietly in the air, and a huge head looked down at him. Lu Ming could be considered a person who had seen a lot of the world, but when he saw the Gundam in front of him, Lu Ming was also shocked. He took a sip of saliva and swallowed it.

I don't know if it was an illusion. Lu Ming vaguely saw something strange stuck behind the white Gundam robot. Although it was fleeting, Lu Ming did see something strange stuck behind the Gundam.

Lu Ming was not given time to struggle. A strong wind pressure was followed by a tremor on the ground. The huge robot stood in front of Lu Ming. The two beings whose heights were completely disproportionate stood face to face quietly. Then, the atmosphere suddenly became silent.

Lu Ming was thinking about how to lose with more dignity when confronting this thing. Should he point his finger at it and say, "Come here." Maybe this way he could die with more dignity.

Just when Lu Ming raised his head and looked at the robot and saw the pain in his neck, he saw that the robot suddenly moved. It put its hands behind its back as if to pick up something.

"It looks like I'm going to take out my weapons to fight. I'm embarrassed to face such a Gundam robot and I don't know how to fight. Moreover, the chakra activity in my body can't support my fighting expenditure at all."

My classmate Lu Ming has always been a brave man. He never gives up when fighting with someone just because the opponent is tall and strong. Just like now, our classmate Lu Ming still has one trick that he has not used, even when facing a being like Gundam. , this trick can give you a chance of survival.

When Lu Mingdu bent his knees and was about to lean toward the ground, he saw the Gundam take out the hand behind his back and bring out a white thing.

Lu Ming subconsciously said something after seeing the white thing.

"Excuse me."

"Excuse me."

"Have you seen a person named Qingye?"

"This is an extremely dangerous terrorist."

"Recent intelligence indicates he has been here."

"The story goes that he was taking a shit while fighting a small squad of police officers."

"The scene was very tragic at one time."

"After this battle, many colleagues retired due to psychological problems."

"It is said that he didn't even wipe his butt in the end. He is an extremely unethical guy."

"You see, he must tell us."

"Especially when you see him pooping."

"This is when he's at his most dangerous."

"Please call the police on the spot."

"Don't try to take his toilet paper to stall for time."

"This is a thug who goes to the bathroom without wiping his butt."

Lu Ming finished this paragraph in short paragraphs. It wasn't that he suddenly had a brain cramp and there was a problem with his language system, but that the Gundam actually took out a writing pad instead of a weapon. Then Lu Ming looked at Seeing this huge robot, he took out a pen from nowhere and wrote this paragraph paragraph by paragraph for Lu Ming to read.

"Don't you have a language system? Is it really a perfunctory thing to have a writing pad?"

After Lu Ming understood the situation, he subconsciously complained like this, but he didn't expect that such words would be heard by Gundam, and such words would appear on the writing board again.

"The research funds are not enough. Only the combat system has been loaded, and the voice system has not yet been loaded."

Unexpectedly, this Gundam was also inexplicably talkative, so Lu Ming just sat on the ground and started chatting with him.

Originally, it was in auto-cruise mode, and the driver fell asleep in the cockpit. The last instruction given was to search for Qingye's whereabouts in this open space.

Just now, because there was a hole in Lu Ming's path, he was afraid that he would accidentally fall in, so he sealed the hole with rays. . . . .

There were no loopholes in the logic. Lu Ming was convinced. The Gundam also asked Lu Ming what the thing he threw into the hole at the end was. He said that it was not good to throw things casually like this. It would hit the children. It would hit the children. Flowers, flowers and grass are not good.

After chatting with this Gundam for a long time, I discovered that the technology tree of this world is really biased. The artificial intelligence is much better than a voice assistant that only answers "This is an interesting question."

When the chat was almost finished, Gundam wrote on the writing board:

"It was detected that the driver was about to wake up. I was a little panicked and prepared to run away first."

After leaving such a sentence, no matter what Lu Ming's answer was, he left a red spray of flames on the ground and went directly to the sky.

"It seems that the day is not far away when robots will rule the world. I don't know when I will learn how to do this kind of thing."

After Gundam left, Lu Ming looked at the pile of things on the ground and fell into deep thought. He wanted to dig a hole again to see if he could get down, but he was afraid that there would be too much movement and wake up the "pilot". Compared to humans, Lu Ming prefers chatting with robots. The most important thing is that Lu Ming is completely naked. There is no such noble artistic practice as performance art in this world, so he might be caught again.

This time Lu Ming looked at the headband around his neck and chose the "Japanese" way of tying it. After solving the problem, Lu Ming felt much more comfortable. He was about to touch his little bald head when he sat down and put his hands on his bald head. While he was spinning around a few times to think of a solution, the familiar sound of breaking through the air came over again.

"People below, listen, I am a colonel of the Alliance's 3rd Army, and I am arresting you for exposing your private parts in public places."

I saw the returning Gundam inside and knew that this battle was inevitable. This guy called "Pilot" actually framed me. He was obviously wearing a hair tie, and his lower body was tied so tightly that he didn't expose it at all, okay? , and even in Lu Ming's current state, there is nothing he can reveal.