Little White Hair of the Konoha Banner

"A bunch of rubbish... you just want to share a piece of the pie with me, what a joke?"

In the woods outside the town, hundreds of corpses were lying on the grass, and the blood had turned the grass red. Kakuzu looked at the two damaged masks on the ground, and still felt that this deal was a good deal;

It's just two hearts. Compared with the missing person bounty mission in the money exchange, this is nothing!

"Hey Kakuzu!"

Hidan, who was standing in the formation, began to yell; "These people are all going to be sacrificed to the great Evil God. You actually did such a blasphemy to the Evil God. People like you deserve to be cursed..."

"Shut up you idiot, Tentacle Punch!"

Kakuzu narrowed his eyes, and after using his Earth Release ability to harden his right hand, he used the black tentacles in his body to detach his entire right arm from his body, and punched Hidan, who was possessed by tuberculosis.

"If it weren't for you, an idiot, I wouldn't have lost two hearts. This business, just because of you, this damn guy, has reduced my harvest!"

To be honest, if Hidan hadn't been immortal, such a talkative, impatient, single-celled, and unthinking partner would have been killed by Kakuzu and taken to the gold exchange to receive the reward;

Anyway, in the past, his partners would act together with him, then use them to kill each other; the boss of the organization, except for the first time, seemed to have his opponents kill their partners in exchange for money. got used to;

But later on, the new partner found by the organization boss satisfied Jiaodu; although he was a bit talkative, he would get angry every time he provoked Jiaodu, and this guy would just beat him up, and he couldn't be beaten to death anyway!

Several times, Kakuzu simply cut off Hidan's head;

"Hey, let me tell you..."

After being punched hard by Kakuzu, Hidan didn't get up and just sat on the ground; "I've traveled to two countries for your damn missing person mission this time. It's been more than a month. What's wrong with this business?" It’s not cost-effective either…”

"Time is money..."

When it comes to money, Kakuzu seems to be in a good mood; "The money exchange office has already anticipated this situation. For this task, every seven days, the reward will be increased by [-]%..."

"I don't care, if I find that guy anyway, I will definitely let him taste my curse;" Hidan's expression became very crazy; "The evil god, you will definitely like such a cute child... It hurts... ."

Swish---Pfft---

"Asshole, you chopped off my head again, this is the third time this month! Hey, you old immortal, you used my bloody March Scythe to chop my head off this time. How could you, an immortal like you? Don’t go watch it to the death..."

Kakuzu was holding the Bloody Mitsuki Scythe in his left hand, and the black tentacle had restored his right arm to its original shape; he picked his own ears, and Kakuzu really felt that this 'Santai' was so annoying;

Phew---

"It hurts~"

Phew---

"Stop it, bastard! Kakuzu"

Phew---

Ignoring Hidan's yelling, Kakuzu was carrying the Bloody March Scythe, and as long as this guy yelled, he would chop him on the body;

Even though his head was cut off, Hidan would still feel pain when his body was hurt; slowly, he learned the lesson, and no matter how hard he cut his horns, he could not make a sound, and even felt ---It feels so good to chop Kakuzu!

"Next time you let me hear the word 'old and immortal', I will separate your head and body and hang them on a tree for a month..."

After all, he was still his partner. After Kakuzu finished his anger, he separated a small thread from the tentacles in his body and helped Hidan put his head back on his neck;

"Do you know why I would do this to you?"

After moving his head for a while, Hidan felt that it was still a little awkward. He adjusted it slightly and then looked at Kakuzu; "I said, after being paired with an old man like you... um, after partnering with a big brother like you, you will spend every month There are days when you either beat me or want to kill me..."

"Unfortunately, the great evil god will not let you kill me so easily!"

"You're talking too much nonsense..." Kakuzu picked up the forehead protector on the ground and threw it to Hidan; "Wear the forehead protector around your neck, at least it can cover the sutures..."

"You also know that the stitches you sewed are ugly, right? According to me, you can actually tie a few bows... OK, OK, I won't say anything, I won't say anything..."

After glaring at Hidan, Kakuzu continued: "That child, if he goes to the money exchange alive, the benefits he will get will be greater than his dead body..."

"Hey Kakuto, if the eldest sister knows about us..."

"What do you want to say?" Kakuzu glanced at Hidan, turned around and walked towards the town; "Hurry up and clean the battlefield. The information this time is from yesterday. Our target should have arrived at the town ahead. "Hurry up, or that bastard will run away again..."

"what..."

Hidan looked at the corpses everywhere and felt that his life was full of darkness; "The evil god will never forgive you for asking me to do such a thing again..."

"I have tried my best to avoid the head, so I quickly sealed it up. These people have a reward at the money exchange. No matter how small a mosquito's legs are, they are still meat..."

After saying that, Kakuzu had already begun to behead these 'corpses' himself. Although there were regulations at the money exchange, if it was a whole corpse, the reward would be higher, but the scroll to preserve the corpse was a bit expensive;

For the money-loving Kakuzu, every penny must be spent wisely. The scroll that preserves the head alone is more than twice the price of the scroll that can preserve the body;

When it comes to cleaning the battlefield, I have to say that Kakuzu's actions are very familiar; each corpse is first beheaded, then sealed in a scroll, and finally the contents of the ninja bag are taken out;

If the ninja tool is not used, it can be used as second-hand by peripheral personnel of the organization. This can also save a large amount of ninja tool consumption within the organization;

What to do with the decapitated bodies?

Sorry, there is no shortage of wild beasts in the woods; this land is already covered with blood, and the smell of blood has begun to attract some wild beasts in the woods. The wild beasts will naturally eat these corpses;

Kakuzu and Hidan, who were organized by Akatsuki into the 'Immortal Duo', rushed to the town before evening. As soon as they arrived in the town, Hidan saw the crowd here and began to commit suicide again; "Hey Kakuzu, look Look, I think these people have the potential to become sacrifices to the Evil God!"

"Shut up! If you still want to end this mission quickly..."

"To be honest, I really don't want this kind of mission to end so soon!~" Hidan sighed; "Ever since you took this mission, I have been just like traveling, except that I can't offer anything to the evil god every day. Aside from some 'good' offerings..."

Kakuzu didn't have time to listen to this chatty talker at this time, because he had already discovered the target;

Brother Tiger, on his side, just listened to his companion's whisper and realized that the kid who bumped into him was actually worth so much money on the black market. He tried his best to put on a smile; "Little brother, it doesn't matter if the bun is dirty. Brother will take you to buy new ones, oh no, I will take you to have a big dinner..."

Just when Brother Tiger's hand was about to touch Xiao Baimao's shoulder, Kakuzu had already grabbed Brother Tiger's wrist; "This is mine, get out!"

With a casual throw, Tiger Brother was thrown to the end of the street by Kakuzu; for a character like this, Kakuzu has no reward for him in his memory; even if he kills him, it will be in vain...

"Kid, come with me..."