Mecha Contra

Fang Zhishen: "This risk is too great."

Sophia: "Don't worry, I will never let you do something as mentally retarded as suicide."

Fang Zhishen: "The contract should be written clearly in black and white."

"Ink stains, like a woman."

"Nonsense, how do I look like you?"

"You are talking nonsense, how do I look like a woman?"

"Uh, that's not the same."

When it comes to things like signing contracts, as an otaku and Internet user, if I don't sign two contracts online, I would be embarrassed to say that I am a modern young person.

Therefore, Fang Zhishen is really not that sensitive about things like contracts. Anyway, when he goes online, he always clicks to agree. If he doesn't click to agree, he won't let him play.

The two signed a complicated, ink-stained contract that made both of them dizzy. Then Sophia rubbed her temples to make her swollen head feel more comfortable. It seemed that she was more suitable for the battlefield. She really didn't want to work as a clerk. suit myself.

"Now, I will teach you a physical technique that is no worse than a spirit fox worshiping the moon. This physical technique is called "Deer Opera" and has a history of more than 3,000 years. It is a guidance map that my father obtained during an archaeological activity. , very precious.

Of course, before I teach you the deer trick, I have to tell you what the extinct animal deer is. This is generally not something that biology majors don’t understand. "

Fang Zhishen hurriedly raised his hand to interrupt, and said to himself: "What and what? Why are deer extinct? We all kept them in captivity at that time, okay?"

Then he said: "I know the deer, I know it very well."

Sophia rolled her eyes, said "cut" and said:

"I understand that it's the nonsense I saw on the Internet again. If you want to learn, you must be meticulous. Listen to what I say and don't interrupt."

Fang Zhishen had already signed the contract to lose his rights, so he hurriedly gave in and listened.

Sophia cheered up and looked a bit like a female teacher. Seeing Fang Zhishen, her saliva secretion accelerated.

"Deer has always been a totem symbolizing good luck in Chinese culture. A thousand years ago, the last sika deer died due to global warming. From then on, this strange beast only existed in totems and legends.

According to current technological simulations and skeletal portraits of sika deer, this strange beast has a light body, strong hind legs, and is good at jumping. The most peculiar thing is that it has dragon horns on the top of its head. Most beasts have dragon horns. That is A remarkable existence.

According to legend, the antlers of sika deer have the magical effect of human flesh and bones, as they are spring flowers and have the most vitality."

Fang Zhishen lamented in his heart:

"Sister, I really know about sika deer, and I have eaten venison, and the so-called dragon horns, which can promote blood circulation and remove blood stasis and strengthen the yang. When it comes into your mouth, it looks like a strange beast from the Classic of Mountains and Seas."

But there is no way, I still have to listen.

Sophia magically described the sika deer for a while, forcibly raising the sika deer to the level of a unicorn, which made Fang Zhishen almost break his silver teeth. There was nothing he could do, so the ninja laughed.

Finally got to the point:

"So, the purpose of deer play is to exercise this magical body recovery ability, keep the body's vitality strong, and at the same time increase the jumping ability of the legs, taking people's speed to a higher level. Now, do it with me, here , first get down on all fours, then look back left and right, twist your neck, adjust your breath, yes, and then enter the main exercise, first stretch out your left leg, do not straighten it, keep a certain arc, stay still, adjust your breath, and feel the inner and outer sides of the thigh."

"The two meridians inside and outside the thighs are the liver and gallbladder. They are both of the nature of wood, combined with the spring flower, and the symbol is in the shape of a deer. It has unlimited vitality. It can train the flexibility of the mind, stretch the muscles and bones, and stretch the liver and gallbladder meridians inside and outside the legs."

Fang Zhishen followed Sophia's words, adjusted his body, and observed every subtle movement of Sophia's figure. After a while, he felt that his body was still in a very stable and comfortable frame.

The ball of light in his mind became restless again, running wildly along his spine and straight down his thighs. First, there was a numbness on the inner thigh, as if there was static electricity passing by. The numbness started from the big toe of the left leg and went all the way to the perineum, where it merged with the spine.

About half an hour later, the outside of the thigh rises from the heel, passes over the knee, enters the hip bone, and turns to connect with the lower tail vertebra of the spine.

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