Mecha Contra

A rich baritone voice came from the other end of the phone.

The voice was filled with uneasiness, surprise, unwillingness, sadness, despair, and the desire to cry without tears:

"Oh~~~My little Sophia, you are in love. No, you are only 21 years old. You are still too young. Can you wait twenty years before we talk?"

"call"

Sofia's nostrils were filled with hot air and she shouted loudly:

"You are just in love. How could I have such a stupid dad like you? I want to torture him. He must be bullied."

On the other end of the phone, the voice became obviously happy:

"Ah, who dares to bully my daughter, haha? Who cares if I don't break his legs, haha"

Sophia's face was expressionless: "Dad, is it funny that I was bullied?"

Opposite person: "Being bullied is a little better than falling in love. Listen to what dad said. It's easy to make people miserable. Watch me teach you two simple ancient martial arts, the Sunflower Acupuncture Hand. It looks like this."

Sofia was already smart. After her father said it twice, she already knew how to use it, and she couldn't help but hesitate:

"Dad, is there any way not to be so cruel? It hurts too much."

Opposite: "Oh no, Sofia, who are you in love with? I want to turn him into a woman."

Sophia hung up the phone with an expressionless expression.

Far away, in the Kuiper Belt on the outer reaches of the solar system, on a battlefield on a certain dwarf planet.

Human warriors and aliens are fighting fiercely, but it is obvious that the human side has the upper hand.

In the middle of the battlefield, a huge mecha warrior roared "Oh no" and hung up the phone.

I saw that the mecha warrior's armor was very complex and spectacular, with a hooded helmet like an eagle's head, and two ears spread out with wings. The shoulders are like porcupines, covered with spikes. The breastplate is embossed with a lion's face. Two-arm chimpanzee bracers. There is a rhino horn spur on the carapace.

The weirdest thing is the lower body armor. It is not the leg armor like ordinary mechas, but a whole black and white mecha tiger. Just like the Sagittarius, they are integrated.

I saw this mecha warrior, his handsome tiger eyes wide open, majestic, looking at the surrounding areas, silently put away his mobile phone, and then burst into tears.

"Uuuuuu, how come my little Sophia has grown up?"

That's right, this majestic mecha, who looks like a big shot at first glance, is Sophia's father. Among the human team, the Earth Beast Xing Suo'etu is known as one of the seventy-two Earth Evils.

Yes, Suo'etu's surname is Suo and he is from China. And his wife is from the British ethnic group, so Sophia has black hair and black eyes, but has three-dimensional facial features and a perfect figure.

A mecha warrior next to him who was wearing a golden armor saw Sophia's father crying and ran over and asked urgently:

"General, what's wrong with you?"

Suo'etu's lips trembled and he shouted with tears in his eyes:

"My daughter seems to be in love"

"Well is this worth being sad?"

"Oh, is there anything more sad than this in the world? Wow, uproot this alien nest to comfort me."

"Ah, General, we are ordered from above to trap the alien brood. We don't have enough troops to send out this time, so I'm afraid we won't be able to fight the annihilation battle, especially since it's the brood."

"Destroy must be annihilated, I am upset"

As Suo'etu said, he tugged on the tiger's butt under his waist, and the tiger's tail came into his hand and turned into a long stick covered with black and white stripes.

He was seen waving the tiger tail stick, and the sound of wind was everywhere, implying the sound of tiger roaring. ,

The black and white tigers below the waist were galloping on all fours, rushing into the front line like lightning. Suddenly, screams came one after another from the alien team.

When the adjutant in the golden armor saw this, he hurriedly shouted:

"Charge all the warriors in silver armor and above and follow the general. Nothing will happen to the general."

A soldier next to him waved his two swords and chased after him while asking the golden-armored adjutant: "Adjutant Yan, why did our general get so crazy last time? Is it because he suspected that he had been cuckolded? This time it's because Why did the general’s wife get her hair permed again?”

The golden mecha adjutant shot one away with a long spear.