Mecha Contra

Fang Zhishen lowered his pants to his knees, squatting deeply in a horse stance, holding toilet paper in his ears, holding a half-lit cigarette between his left fingers, holding his right hand in front of his eyes, half-opening his mouth, looking at everything in front of him in astonishment. .

He just appeared on a magical battlefield.

Huge white soft-bodied caterpillars that are 3333 meters long and as thick as an oil drum are everywhere, shaking their huge heads, and the long hairs on their bodies like triangular sabers are covered with bright red blood stains.

As a senior construction site carpenter with a 100% score in junior high school geometry, Fang Zhishen was able to accurately measure the length of this big guy to three digits after the decimal point.

The warriors, whose whole bodies were covered with steel armor, holding shields in their left hands and long knives in their right hands, were in groups of three and slashing at these giant soft-bodied insects.

"Hiss, hiss" is the endless deafening sound of insects.

"Hey, hey, hey," the shouts of death could not be heard without end.

There was red and light green mucus everywhere, which was human blood and the body fluids of giant molluscs. The two colors are mixed together and smeared on the wilderness, like an abstract nightmare.

The smell of red and green mucus made people dizzy, but it couldn't stop Fang Zhi from thinking deeply.

"Who am I? Where am I? I'm going to bah, I'm Fang Zhishen, bah, I'm sober."

“I don’t know where this is or what the situation is.”

"Push back"

"I'm squatting on the toilet."

"Get home in a hurry."

"I picked up a ball of light that is the size of a table tennis ball and has almost no weight."

"Slow down the ball of light when your stomach is full of food"

"The ball of light turned into a broken blue lotus when I was squatting on the toilet to observe it. It was very bright and gentle, and then it got into my mind very domineeringly."

Thinking of this, he subconsciously concentrated his thoughts in his head, and he could clearly feel a bright light burning in his mind.

There was a "boom" in his mind, and the golden light shone so hard that Fang Zhi's eyes were dark. Before he fainted, he saw a huge caterpillar rushing towards him. A warrior in armor rushed from the side and cut off the caterpillar with a knife. The head of a giant caterpillar

About half an hour later, all the soft-bodied caterpillars on the battlefield were killed. This was due to the armored warrior who had just cut off the head of the giant insect that was rushing towards Fang Zhishen. The armor on his body was obviously more complicated and exquisite than the armors of other warriors around him. Taller.

After he arrived, in just half an hour, he personally killed more than half of the giant insects on the battlefield.

After the war ended, he came to the fainted Fang Zhishen and asked:

"Who is this kid? Why did he go to the battlefield and take off his pants without wearing armor? What happened when he was raped by a giant insect?"

He's not just saying nonsense. In this era, there are often incidents of human beings being transformed by giant insects.

A soldier came over, shot Fang Zhishen's whole body with a luminous instrument, then saluted and replied:

"Sir, he is one of us humans, but he is not a soldier of our team. He may be a nervous recruit suffering from battlefield paranoia. There are a total of nine teams performing tasks nearby. He may be a soldier on other battlefields. , because the nerves were too tight, he suddenly had a paranoia and ran to this area. I have seen this kind of thing before."

"Well, don't worry about which team he is from. Send him to the medical team first. After he wakes up, he will seek counseling from a psychiatrist."

"Yes, sir"

"Hey, this guy was so scared that he pooped out."

"Damn, it really stinks."

The two soldiers lifted Fang Zhishen up, one by his shoulders and the other by his thighs, and left the battlefield.

Fang Zhishen was unconscious, and earth-shaking changes were taking place in his calm body.

The blue ball of light inside the skull slowly opened, completely covering the pineal gland at the lower edge of Fang Zhishen's brain, and stretched out several petal-like things, half-supporting the left and right brains.

The brilliance spread and lit up the nervous system of Fang Zhishen's whole body. The nerves that originally spread all over the body in the form of roots are now like the air roots of a banyan tree, with countless branches sprouting from the side and connected with the nerve lines next to them, forming a dense and intricate nerve network.

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