Konoha's Foot-picking Immortal

"woooooo"

After being licked almost all over by Tsunade, Shizune curled up in the corner, tugging at her wrinkled clothes, feeling that she could no longer get married.

And just behind her, Tsunade was still sucking her fingers, not letting go of any trace of the aroma of wine.

"I said Shizune, you are a big girl now. If you can't stand it at all, you will be bullied to death by your boyfriend in the future."

Shizune said nothing and moved to the corner again.

"Oh, I'm really angry."

With the blush on her face still lingering, Tsunade suddenly lifted her upper body up from the tatami, used her hands and feet together like a jackal, and crawled towards the corner where Shizune was.

She didn't know whether it was intentional, or whether her chakra control ability had declined after she was drunk. As her hands and feet fell on the tatami, the sound of "pah pah pah" was heard all of a sudden.

"do not come"

Shizune jumped up from the ground, hugged her kimono and ran upstairs.

"Tsunade-sama is so annoying. Jiraiya-sama is obviously the cause of this problem. Why do you bully him just for bullying me?"

Tsunade thought about it with her drunken head, and realized that what she said made sense. She immediately stood up unsteadily and walked out of the house with a glance.

"How dare you look down on me? Go ahead and hum, Jiraiya, you bastard, just wait and see if I don't lick you to death today."

砰

Shizune, who had just walked up to the second floor, was dumbfounded and immediately rushed down the stairs again.

Even the door was broken.

It's okay to lick yourself. If you try to lick Jiraiya-sama when you're drunk like this, something will happen.

Shizune was extremely anxious, but she searched over a thousand square meters of land in the entire clan, and there was no sign of Tsunade anywhere.

It's over, something is really going to happen.

Without even bothering to change her clothes, she rushed out of the door.

The next day, Ye shook his head and got up from the bed. He felt that the two glasses of sake yesterday were still a bit strong and made him fall asleep as soon as he got home. He has been sleeping until now.

Touching the warm object on his waist, he sighed again in his heart. This broken stone was really sad.

Forget it, it's useless to think about it now, let's go downstairs to eat first.

As soon as he came down the stairs, Kabuto put down his work and brought him a glass of hot milk from the kitchen.

"Brother, come and sober up."

"Well, thanks."

Milk is not suitable for drinking on an empty stomach. Ye Xian went to the kitchen to nibble on a meat bun and then drank it in one breath.

Yesterday, he had another nightmare as usual, but as his spiritual power continued to improve, his resistance to nightmares also continued to improve. Slowly, with only twenty yuan at present, Mao Changji no longer needed to help him wake up, and his sleep time was significantly extended.

Although this is one less benefit, people are always more energetic, especially in the morning after a hangover.

He was the last one to get up today. The children in the office had already finished eating the meat buns and were sitting together one by one. I drank milk in the kitchen at night and watched them sorting out the medicinal materials while chatting about some strange topics.

"Did you hear it too?"

Ulusi trembled all over and actually sprinkled a lot of the powder in his hand.

"Hold on, Ulusi." Kabuto quickly raised his right hand, and a three-inch-diameter whirlwind instantly formed, re-rolling up the scattered powder and holding it in the air, "Of course I heard it, in the middle of the night he suddenly shouted so loudly Urusai, I saw you got up too."

"Well, I don't know who could be so cruel. He even said he wanted to kill Jiraiya-sama. It scared me to death."

Ulusai patted his heart, looking shocked.

"Idiot Urusai, are licking to death and killing the same thing the same thing? Think about it for a moment with your elm head."

Collecting the medicinal powder suspended in mid-air, Xiaolan gave Ulusai a big eye roll.

"Hey, isn't it the same? Otherwise, Xiaolan, please teach me."

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This is also called an elm head

Licking yourself to death